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Title: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on December 20, 2011, 01:20:31 PM
I was wondering if you guys have any funny misheard Dream Theater lyrics. I have heard two but can't think of any other. My misheard lyrics are these:

In the Presence of Enemies Part 1:    Real: "Redemption for humanity"
                                                           Misheard as: "Redemption for you manatee"

This Dying Soul:                                  Real: "Let your ego go"
                                                           Misheard as: "Let your nigger go"

Last one might be a bit offensive but that's what I thought it sounded like...

So do you guys have any?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: chrisbDTM on December 20, 2011, 01:22:07 PM
"Amish Steak" - Sacrificed Sons

and the most famous:
"Death is the first dancing turtle" - Metropolis pt. 1
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: FlyingBIZKIT on December 20, 2011, 01:23:52 PM
"Day after day
And night after night
Replaying the events
Did they ever see the red light?
Over and over
Scene by scene
Like a recurring nightmare
Haunting my dreams

How can you prepare
For what would happen next?
No son should ever
have to see his father such a mess
It's a miracle he lived
It's a blessing no one died
By the grace of god above
Everyone survived"

- A Nightmare To Remember
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: chrisbDTM on December 20, 2011, 01:24:18 PM
Roar.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ronrule on December 20, 2011, 01:27:18 PM
DT has a lot of racist lyrics:

"Don't let a Dego by"

"I walk beside Jew"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: robwebster on December 20, 2011, 01:28:09 PM
It's not funny, but I heard "I don't know why our country is so uptight," and "I don't know why our country is reeling," in Panic Attack for the best part of a year. After six months or so I knew it was wrong, but could never remember what the actual lyrics were 'cause "our country" was printed so firmly into my mind.

There's also "I wither and run to my self-help class," but I don't remember if I misheard that or made that up.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: AngelBack on December 20, 2011, 01:28:19 PM
Go to Youtube and search for "what did james say".  You will find plenty.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on December 20, 2011, 01:28:50 PM
"Tour after tour
And night after night
Replaying the events
Did he ever steal the limelight?

- A Portnoy To Remember

 :biggrin:

Seriously, though, that old PMU video still slays:

"I've shat a tractor, hit an octave
I am not a freak...

... I'll explaaain!
Am I fat agaaain??"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on December 20, 2011, 01:29:52 PM
Great ones!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on December 20, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
"Lost in the sky, clowns row by and I row with them"

"I'd sooner take my life away than live with Lucy Liu"

"God I'm high, I'm a steak"

"To think that she would leave me now, for that I'm grateful, man"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MasterLomaxus on December 20, 2011, 01:35:33 PM
"Don't let a Dagobah" -The Answer Lies Within

"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on December 20, 2011, 01:39:00 PM
Wow I have already gotten more than I expected. This is great!

Go to Youtube and search for "what did james say".  You will find plenty.

And the one I found was hilarious.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Nekov on December 20, 2011, 01:40:13 PM
"Lost in the sky, clowns row by and I row with them"


Was this a nugget for ADTOE cover?







:splodetard:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: chrisbDTM on December 20, 2011, 01:42:55 PM
"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War

double-taked when i first heard POW cause of this haha
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: missedthepoint on December 20, 2011, 01:49:31 PM
"Don't let a Dagobah" -The Answer Lies Within

I thought I was the only one :)

"I feel the leg, I feel the breast." -Voices
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: AngelBack on December 20, 2011, 01:52:37 PM
Sucking on his pipe, just did my taxes.  I swear, everytime I listen this is what i hear.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: FlyingBIZKIT on December 20, 2011, 01:53:51 PM
Sucking on his pipe, just did my taxes.  I swear, everytime I listen this is what i hear.
:lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: kirksnosehair on December 20, 2011, 02:22:58 PM
Death is the first dancing turtle!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: KevShmev on December 20, 2011, 02:24:31 PM
The most obvious is still "Thought disorder" in Voices sounding like "Fuck this whore!" :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: voncorn on December 20, 2011, 02:37:05 PM
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Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Jaffa on December 20, 2011, 02:48:11 PM
Under a Glass Moon is one of my favorite songs.  I know the line is ‘I argue with the clouds stealing beauty from my eyes.’  But to this day, whenever I listen to the studio version, it still sounds to me like he says ‘stealing beauty from my ass.’  As far as I know, I'm the only one who hears this, though.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Progmetty on December 20, 2011, 03:00:05 PM
I heard "Change in moderation", turned out to be "Changing my direction" - Breaking All Illusions.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: eosforum on December 20, 2011, 03:02:47 PM
"Uncanny strange Deja Vu" ---> "I can't eat strange Asian food" but I don't mind
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: krands85 on December 20, 2011, 03:06:25 PM

In the Presence of Enemies Part 1:    Real: "Redemption for humanity"
                                                           Misheard as: "Redemption for you manatee"
:lol  I came in to post 'Redemption for a huge manatee'
 
Well, I never actually thought that's what the line was, but I always think of it when I hear the song  ;D 
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: LCArenas on December 20, 2011, 03:09:48 PM
BUT WHERE IS THE GODDAMN I'M EATING?
-Voices
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: FretMuppet on December 20, 2011, 03:16:24 PM
"Lost in the sky, clowns row by and I row with them"


Was this a nugget for ADTOE cover?







:splodetard:

Mind = Blown
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: commanderbob on December 20, 2011, 04:10:35 PM
Metropolis:

misheard:
"As a man my doggies have caught up with me"

actual:
"As a man I've found it's all caught up with me"


Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pols Voice on December 20, 2011, 04:25:12 PM
In the Presence of Enemies Part 1:    Real: "Redemption for humanity"
                                                           Misheard as: "Redemption for you manatee"

*broken pic removed*
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MK_Ultra on December 20, 2011, 04:29:16 PM
The Glass Prison: "I fell - on my knees"
Heard: "Fuck you - on my knees"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: vulcandj on December 20, 2011, 04:52:05 PM
Innocence Faded - fists like a fossil.

Actually, Innocence faded seems to have the most lyrics that I can't understand..... :justjen
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: 2Timer on December 20, 2011, 05:07:37 PM
The great ascent to reach Ohio State.

There are a million of them, and I forget almost all of them, however, the full line in Voices is 'fuck this whore, drink a troll.'
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: johncal on December 20, 2011, 05:45:54 PM
Cumshot my way, let healing waters bury all my pain.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: mrjazzguitar on December 20, 2011, 07:31:13 PM
this faggot's just cause.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: theseoafs on December 20, 2011, 08:07:10 PM
In the Presence of Enemies Part 1:    Real: "Redemption for humanity"
                                                           Misheard as: "Redemption for you manatee"

(http://i41.tinypic.com/1pe2s4.jpg)
:rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Mind Trail on December 20, 2011, 11:11:33 PM
"Day after day
And night after night
Replaying the events
Did they ever see the red light?
Over and over
Scene by scene
Like a recurring nightmare
Haunting my dreams

How can you prepare
For what would happen next?
No son should ever
have to see his father such a mess
It's a miracle he lived
It's a blessing no one died
By the grace of god above
Everyone survived"

- A Nightmare To Remember

Huh?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: YtseJamittaja on December 21, 2011, 12:08:19 AM
Prophets Of War:

"Eat Burns deep down inside of me"

Voices:

"But where is the girl that I'm feeling?"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on December 21, 2011, 01:52:11 AM
"Wathcing mortality I mow the lawn" (The Killing Hand)

"Angry enough for me to call nerd a man" (The Root of All Evil)

"Give your cellphone to me" (Forsaken)

"Cut in a whale" (Caught in a Web)

"Won't let them feel me with felt elastic rubber Daves" (Scarred) (some funny misheard lyrics from Scarred can be found here: http://www.amiright.com/misheard/song/scarred.shtml)

"Away from Myung's soul" (Afterlife)

and one of the most famous:
"Something something, God it's Sunday, do haaaiiir!" (Innocence Faded)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ruba on December 21, 2011, 02:11:52 AM
Paul Di'anno, Paul Di'anno, Paul Di'anno...

I haven't heard it like this, but it sounds the same, eh?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ruba on December 21, 2011, 02:19:48 AM
Innocence Faded - fists like a fossil.

Actually, Innocence faded seems to have the most lyrics that I can't understand..... :justjen

I've misheard it a lot. I remember only:

Wearing not to fail in this way

What it even is?

Ah,

Wearing apatethic displays.

This topic:  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin.

E: Battled and bruised (Peruvian Skies)

Keep your thoughts and your heets looked inside of your head (Burning My Soul)

It's time to made a deal, they're coming on too well (The Mirror)

Others fly and I fall again (Pull Me Under)

Not intending at all (Innocence Faded)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Rob24 on December 21, 2011, 05:50:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk

Classic.  ;D

I can't believe how many stupid DT pictures the creator of this video found.  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: kirksnosehair on December 21, 2011, 07:05:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk)

Classic.  ;D

I can't believe how many stupid DT pictures the creator of this video found.  :lol

 :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Gunnersthebest on December 21, 2011, 09:09:32 AM
Voices

Real
"Judas on the ceiling..."

Misheard
"smile on the ceiling..."

lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Rob24 on December 21, 2011, 10:12:32 AM
Voices: F*ck this wh*re! [...] I feel the leg, I feel the breast! Sex is death! Death is sex! Sex is right here on my crucifix!  :laugh:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: fibreoptix on December 21, 2011, 01:56:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk

Classic.  ;D

I can't believe how many stupid DT pictures the creator of this video found.  :lol

Those pics make me miss the days of that massive caption thread. Hilarious. :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on December 21, 2011, 02:02:43 PM
"Something! Something!
God it's Sunday. Do haaair!"

;D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: J51 on December 21, 2011, 02:36:05 PM
This world is spinning inside me
The whole world is spinning in sodomy
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Nekov on December 21, 2011, 04:37:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk

Classic.  ;D

I can't believe how many stupid DT pictures the creator of this video found.  :lol

Those pics make me miss the days of that massive caption thread. Hilarious. :lol

I just fucking loled  :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: The Fatal Tragedy on December 21, 2011, 08:16:43 PM
A long while ago, I read a comment on a YouTube video of "Voices" that contained "misheard lyrics" based on the section at around 3:25. It read as follows:

"F*ck this wh*re! Drink a troll now be with my mind, I'm a radio! But where is the girl that i'm feeling? I feel Elane. I feel the breast sucks his di*k, CAPTAIN SEX!!"
 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                         - James LaBrie
NOTHING beats it!  :lol :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: VioletS16 on December 21, 2011, 08:29:23 PM
A long while ago, I read a comment on a YouTube video of "Voices" that contained "misheard lyrics" based on the section at around 3:25. It read as follows:

"F*ck this wh*re! Drink a troll now be with my mind, I'm a radio! But where is the girl that i'm feeling? I feel Elane. I feel the breast sucks his di*k, CAPTAIN SEX!!"
 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                         - James LaBrie
NOTHING beats it!  :lol :rollin
I instantly thought of that when I read this topic  :lol

At some point in ITPOE pt 2:

"My eyes see"
-Real

"My Icee"
-Mishead

 :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: EdenHazard on December 21, 2011, 09:45:44 PM
In "Scarred" you can hear James scream "ELAAASTIC RUBBERBAAANDS" at around 3:11 without the shadow of a doubt.

I commented on that on the respective Youtube-Video and it was almost immediately liked by around 30 people.  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on December 22, 2011, 01:12:08 AM
Two more:

"D-man hooorse!" (In the Presence of Enemies 2)
"ASS! FOR! JAMES!" (Prophets of War)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on December 22, 2011, 01:22:19 AM
"Something! Something!
God it's Sunday. Do haaair!"

;D

Another epic captionable pic:


(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/8163/catturahl.png)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: JoiseyDTLovah on December 22, 2011, 05:35:16 AM
Well, it's not really misheard by me but I read a comment on BITS.

.............the Paprika reality....................is tearing apart.   

I find that funny, and often sing the song that way.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on December 22, 2011, 06:43:47 AM
Yeah I just remembered a BItS one too:

 - The piss of me that died, will return to live again
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: bardic_tortoise on December 22, 2011, 01:19:19 PM
I don't think it counts as misheard exactly, but I just could not for the life of me figure out the section in A Rite of Passage:

"..an enigmatic union of esoteric thought."

I never would have parsed it without the lyrics sheet.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: FlyingBIZKIT on December 22, 2011, 03:30:59 PM
Yeah I just remembered a BItS one too:

 - The pizza meat that died, will return to live again
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: 2Timer on December 23, 2011, 09:45:35 AM
Outcry...Fart in many ears.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: keys76 on December 24, 2011, 05:17:17 AM
Four say: "Ken, I have cum for you." - Forsaken
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Yazman on December 24, 2011, 07:31:53 AM
A Change Of Seasons:

"I'm sick of all you hypocrites
holding me at bay"

Misheard it as:

"I'm sick of all you hippogryphs
holding me at bay"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: E.S. on December 31, 2011, 12:41:52 AM
Take The Time:

Just let me catch my breath
I've seen the promises, I've seen knot mistakes
I've had my fair share of tough bricks
Need a new voice, new lawn, new wig
Take the time to reevaluate
It's time to pick up the pieces, go back to square one
I think it's time for a CHAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!


But I think this is the granddaddy of them all: Only A Matter Of Thyme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeO0tuRsXqc&list=FLq-Kvq1OImLPrzrzNSI9Kwg&index=10&feature=plpp_video)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: RobD on December 31, 2011, 01:06:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk

Classic.  ;D

I can't believe how many stupid DT pictures the creator of this video found.  :lol

They were all from the caption thread. :D I might still have them on my external drive with the videos somewhere.

I need to do more misheard lyric videos. I started some for Opeth and Strapping Young Lad but never finished them.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Rob24 on December 31, 2011, 03:58:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk

Classic.  ;D

I can't believe how many stupid DT pictures the creator of this video found.  :lol

They were all from the caption thread. :D I might still have them on my external drive with the videos somewhere.

I need to do more misheard lyric videos. I started some for Opeth and Strapping Young Lad but never finished them.

Ah, you made the video, great! You provided many many laughs, sir.  :hat
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Mladen on December 31, 2011, 08:12:40 AM
In the Presence of Enemies Part 1:    Real: "Redemption for humanity"
                                                           Misheard as: "Redemption for you manatee"

(http://i41.tinypic.com/1pe2s4.jpg)
:lol

Paul Di'anno, Paul Di'anno, Paul Di'anno...

I haven't heard it like this, but it sounds the same, eh?
Yeah, nobody would believe it but it sounds like that.

I remember also that ''Haunting my dreams'' from A Nightmare to remember really sounding like ''Porcupine tree'' to me.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on December 31, 2011, 09:25:27 AM
Drawn to the beckoning light of the donkey/turtle fight.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: DebraKadabra on December 31, 2011, 06:10:28 PM
BUT WHERE IS THE GODDAMN I'M EATING?
-Voices

 :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on January 01, 2012, 01:15:04 AM
Drawn to the beckoning light of the donkey/turtle fight.

:rollin

Another one I've heard wrong:

"And still I put shoes on" (Blind Faith)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Rob24 on January 01, 2012, 07:23:02 AM
Drawn to the beckoning light of the donkey/turtle fight.

:rollin

Another one I've heard wrong:

"And still I put shoes on" (Blind Faith)

 :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: FlamTap on January 01, 2012, 08:57:13 AM
Bridges in the Sky -

"Sun, come shine my way. Left killing waters buried on my face"

I haven't read the lyrics from ADTOE yet, so that would be funny if these were the correct lyrics!!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Rob24 on January 01, 2012, 10:06:20 AM
Bridges in the Sky -

"Sun, come shine my way. Left killing waters buried on my face"

I haven't read the lyrics from ADTOE yet, so that would be funny if these were the correct lyrics!!

Yes, those are the correct lyrics.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: tartarus250 on January 01, 2012, 11:05:34 AM
in build me up break me down "tonight i will be your savior tomorrow at dinner" still dont know what he is saying as ive only got the download lol :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: theseoafs on January 01, 2012, 11:08:27 AM
in build me up break me down "tonight i will be your savior tomorrow at dinner" still dont know what he is saying as ive only got the download lol :rollin
"Tomorrow a demon"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: rumborak on January 01, 2012, 11:57:16 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/cheese_sticks.jpg)

"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: tartarus250 on January 01, 2012, 05:40:08 PM
in build me up break me down "tonight i will be your savior tomorrow at dinner" still dont know what he is saying as ive only got the download lol :rollin
"Tomorrow a demon"
ah thanks lolz
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: guitarmanchu on January 01, 2012, 07:09:10 PM
It's not DT, but a funny one is in Enter Sandman.  I always heard it the correct way until someone told me how they misheard it, and now I can't hear it any other way:

"Tuck you in, warm within, keep your free throws in"

Seriously, give it a listen and you'll never hear it the same way again.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Nekov on January 02, 2012, 12:07:57 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/cheese_sticks.jpg)

"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

 :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ruba on January 03, 2012, 03:56:25 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/cheese_sticks.jpg)

"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

 :lol

 :lol :lol :lol

Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Captainchaos204 on January 03, 2012, 07:50:08 PM
Sacrificed Sons: 

 "God I'm High
Arm a Steak
Will mankind be a steak?!"

(https://e1pgkg.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pwxbKV1Y9gIfdlwBSXgWrh_fTwvX840kvANzcnRC5kHt8I39mgHC75mP-iR7UZ7c0v2Wh0qH2DfBKpp9g9Tm48bmvDZR3cZ2d/Untitled-1.jpg?psid=1)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: bosk1 on January 03, 2012, 08:01:57 PM
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: FlamTap on January 10, 2012, 02:10:26 PM
From OTBOA

"We spiraled, twat disaster"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: robwebster on January 10, 2012, 02:28:20 PM
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)
I know perfectly well you have never seen my dad in your life, and yet I still gasped and immediately skipped to 3:00, completely expecting to see ol' pops. That is one hell of a jedi mind trick.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Kotowboy on January 12, 2012, 08:59:26 AM
The funniest one I have seen is for Pantera's F---ing Hostile.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzL-J7Co9z8



Edit : My bad - Audio Disabled .
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on January 12, 2012, 12:08:55 PM
A Rye Dove Passes
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: bosk1 on January 12, 2012, 12:18:29 PM
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)
I know perfectly well you have never seen my dad in your life, and yet I still gasped and immediately skipped to 3:00, completely expecting to see ol' pops. That is one hell of a jedi mind trick.

:lol  Sorry.  Just going off the only pics I've ever seen of you (the "knackered" one and the one in your avatar), I just thought, "hey, there's an English looking guy who sorta looks like Rob."


Oh, and...  *waives hand*  These aren't the lyrics you're looking for.  :bosky:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ValentinBk on May 28, 2012, 04:56:17 PM
The Spirit Carries On-
Move and be brave, cause we become gay!

Octavarium-
On his wilson (a new way to say d**k?)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ruba on May 29, 2012, 12:42:27 AM
Panic Attack:

Agitated body in this dress
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zook on May 29, 2012, 12:45:52 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/rumborak/cheese_sticks.jpg)

"Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams"

This would be funnier if "everything" wasn't clearly heard.

Still pretty damn funny though.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Adami on May 29, 2012, 12:51:34 AM
Generally, I find these to be the most unfunny threads imaginable.  However, although not DT, this is by far the funniest "misheard lyrics" video I've ever seen:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

(I especially love the still of Robwebster's dad at 3:00)

About half of that is actually pretty funny. The other half just bad and doesn't actually sound like it at all. A dentist? This rifle? It would be funny if sounded anything like it.

The Lo'real thing was funny though.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Scorpion on May 29, 2012, 01:30:01 AM
"I break their balls to find you" in the chorus of Innocence Faded is my personal favorite.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wolfandwolfandwolf on May 29, 2012, 10:49:04 AM
Favorite of all time is the Another Day misheard lyrics.  I laugh almost every time.

They took pictures of our dicks
Ran to hide behind the stars
And said maybe when it's right for you they'll fall

And if the dung comes out
It shits the death upon the man
Throw them away, better to save the mensturate
Then surrender tuna sea crap

WHALE!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: SeRoX on May 29, 2012, 10:52:41 AM
The Spirit Carries On-
Move and be brave, cause we become gay!


WTF? That is amazing.  :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Nekov on May 29, 2012, 11:29:38 AM
Favorite of all time is the Another Day misheard lyrics.  I laugh almost every time.

They took pictures of our dicks
Ran to hide behind the stars
And said maybe when it's right for you they'll fall

And if the dung comes out
It shits the death upon the man
Throw them away, better to save the mensturate
Then surrender tuna sea crap

WHALE!

 :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on June 13, 2012, 12:47:12 AM
"I can see much clearer now I'm blind" - Take The Time

No, I know they're not misheard, but for the longest time I thought that I DID mishear them. I just couldn't figure out this line. I always pictured someone going, "I can see much clearer!" And then suddenly, they go blind and say, "Now I'm blind!" Even now, the proper context of that phrase seems a little weird to me.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucidity on August 20, 2012, 09:44:56 PM
I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on August 21, 2012, 01:18:37 AM
^ That's a great one, actually laughed when that part came up!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on August 21, 2012, 06:27:20 AM
Too bad the legendary misheard lyrics video of Pull Me Under has been deleted, there was one part that always made me lol:

"I've shat a tractor, hit an octave
I am not a freeeaaak!"
 :lol

There are still some pretty awesome misheard lyrics vids on Youtube, though. I won't post any links 'cause I might break the rules but they're pretty easy to find.

A few I have misheard myself:

"I touched with Juan" (Afterlife)
"My puppies have caught up with me" (Metropolis)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Elite on August 21, 2012, 06:36:10 AM
'Ever deadly suicide'
 - Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: guitarmanchu on August 21, 2012, 07:53:45 AM
"And my son's not so bright" - A Change of Seasons
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Jaq on August 21, 2012, 08:01:34 AM
It's not DT, but a funny one is in Enter Sandman.  I always heard it the correct way until someone told me how they misheard it, and now I can't hear it any other way:

"Tuck you in, warm within, keep your free throws in"

Seriously, give it a listen and you'll never hear it the same way again.

...goddammit.  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Onno on August 21, 2012, 09:58:44 AM
'Ever deadly suicide'
 - Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.
Damnit, I didn't know that wasn't the real line!

Also, "A jedi watching from above" instead of "I set out watching from above" and "And I let you drain the strength" instead of "And I lay here drained of strength", both from Learning to Live.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: VioletS16 on August 21, 2012, 11:16:27 AM
I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)
That's amazing  :lol Welcome! :)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on August 21, 2012, 02:40:44 PM
'Ever deadly suicide'
 - Beyond The Life

I though it was the most ridiculous line of lyric ever until someone on these boards pointed out to me I had it wrong all the time. ALL THOSE YEARS.

What is the real line?  I've always thought that's what it really was
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: theseoafs on August 21, 2012, 02:41:49 PM
Evidently suicide.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on August 21, 2012, 03:14:13 PM
Oh wow.  Yeah no clue
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: SeventhSon on August 21, 2012, 07:18:17 PM
A couple spring to mind for me.

Constant Motion:

Actual: Tunnel vision at blinding speed
Me: Ton of fish in a parking space

Forsaken:

Actual: Give yourself up to me
Me: Give your cellphone to me
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on August 22, 2012, 02:31:08 AM
'Ever deadly suicide'
 - Beyond The Life
I heard this also for very long time.

Actual: Tunnel vision at blinding speed
Me: Ton of fish in a parking space
Ha. My friend always thought it was 'television at blinding speed'.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on August 22, 2012, 09:31:20 AM
I once misheard the prechorus in You Not Me as:

"That's all right, I'm all gay
I have been every single day"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on August 22, 2012, 10:21:12 AM
That would be a vast improvement.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on August 22, 2012, 10:56:45 AM
That would be a vast improvement.
I'm not sure JLB fan girls would think so! ;D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Scorpion on August 22, 2012, 10:59:31 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sketchy on August 22, 2012, 11:05:04 AM
I always hear the line in Prophets of War "forgive our arrogance" as "f*cking Americans" XD (on an unrelated note, this is my first post! I feel very at home here :3)

That's exactly the one I thought of when I saw the thread title. (also welcome)

Also: RISE ZOMBIE, COUNT IT
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: 5 on August 22, 2012, 12:04:59 PM
Constant Motion: "Resisting bowels but letting go"

Also, after watching a certain misheard lyrics video in Forsaken I always hear "Four say 'Ken'! Give your cell phone to me"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on August 22, 2012, 12:19:37 PM
Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: 5 on August 22, 2012, 12:20:28 PM
Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

Couple that with "resisting bowels..." from Constant Motion and we have a concept album.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on August 22, 2012, 12:39:59 PM
Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

Couple that with "resisting bowels..." from Constant Motion and we have a concept album.

Reminds me of the alternative AA suite I came up with once:

The Ass Prison
This Dying Hole
The Booty of All Evil
Incontinence
The Splattered Toilet
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on August 22, 2012, 03:14:35 PM
Before I realized it was from the serenity prayer, I always thought the lyrics from TGP were "the courage to change....all the things that I can....HIDE!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on August 24, 2012, 07:16:54 AM
The Ass Prison
This Dying Hole
The Booty of All Evil
Incontinence
The Splattered Toilet
Plus of course Images and Turds. BTW, had Kevin Murrr not left before the Awake turrr, do you guys think he would've wanted to name ADTOE A Dramatic Turd of Events?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Jay.Ess on August 24, 2012, 08:10:49 AM
Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on August 24, 2012, 10:29:44 AM
Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable :P
Quick, how do I unhear this? :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on August 24, 2012, 11:01:18 AM
Quick, how do I unhear this? :rollin

The best option you have is never listening to the song again. It wouldn't be much of a loss, anyway...  :)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on August 25, 2012, 12:13:45 AM
"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"
I read this while listening to the song and it sounds like James is actually singing those lyrics! :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ruba on August 25, 2012, 02:48:40 AM
Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable :P

 :rollin :rollin :hefdaddy
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on August 25, 2012, 08:14:08 AM
A Change of Seasons:

Real: I was blinded by a paradise

Misheard: I was blinded by a pair o' dice
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: farnie on September 02, 2012, 10:07:38 PM
HAHAHAHAH. "Death is the first dancing turtle" left me crying!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Nekov on September 21, 2012, 12:35:36 PM
I was just listening to TSCO and I remembered that for a very long time I heard

I may never run to stand wide  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on September 21, 2012, 02:36:35 PM
I may never run to stand wide  :facepalm:
Haha that's great.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Yoshi Yogurt on September 21, 2012, 04:48:57 PM
Innocence faded it always hard to understand.

"Fists like a fossil"

"Do HAAAAAIIIR"

Another day is difficult to interpret too. "They took pictures of our dicks" "

Under a Glass Moon is pretty WTF without knowing the lyrics too.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on September 22, 2012, 01:11:55 PM
Another day is difficult to interpret too. "They took pictures of our dicks" "
Yeah that one is pretty funny.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on September 22, 2012, 02:48:08 PM
Just read a pretty funny youtube comment on a Solitary Shell video:

"Shoe full of cellphone all the time!"

I don't know if he actually heard this or just goofin' around, but I laughed.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Dacling on September 23, 2012, 05:29:20 AM
The Dark Eternal Night from Chaos in motion to me goes like this

"I am the flame
Born of the blood of the pharaohs
The ultimate god of erotic creation
Sent to unleash this curse"

rather than

"I am the last
Born of the blood of the pharaohs
The ultimate god of a rotting creation
Sent to unleash this curse"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on September 23, 2012, 05:37:24 AM
"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move" :zydar:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Tumdace on September 23, 2012, 11:08:04 PM
"Amish Steak" - Sacrificed Sons

and the most famous:
"Death is the first dancing turtle" - Metropolis pt. 1

Its "death is the first dance eternal" right? Thats what I always heard, but a dancing turtle is pretty funny.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on September 24, 2012, 05:00:39 AM
Its "death is the first dance eternal" right
Yup.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: mrjazzguitar on September 26, 2012, 07:47:32 PM
"this faggot's just cause"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: RoeDent on September 30, 2012, 11:29:14 AM
"Won't let them fill me with felt elastic rubber Daves"

"I show you my hand, you don't see the scars, maybe I'll lick me hairy BUUUUM!" - Both from Scarred

"If his obsession's Wilson, crushing daddy fills a standard ho" - Take the Time
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on September 30, 2012, 05:51:59 PM
"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move" :zydar:

You know, that COULD work. If those were the actual lyrics, they'd actually make the song way more twisted.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: VioletS16 on September 30, 2012, 06:31:02 PM
"You crave my erotic behavior and watch my every move" :zydar:
I actually clicked on this thread to post this  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on September 30, 2012, 11:14:34 PM
"I saw the future dressed, it's so strange, I love it, a space-dye vest"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on October 05, 2012, 07:13:50 PM
"In the rats surrounding me, I've never been so fuel refilled."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Dacling on October 05, 2012, 07:42:07 PM
Another one from The Dark Eternal Night from Chaos in Motion.

"Grotesque creatures assholes"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lolzeez on October 05, 2012, 11:53:31 PM
James' shouting before the final chorus on CIAW he goes "Whore!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wolfandwolfandwolf on October 06, 2012, 07:19:32 AM
James' shouting before the final chorus on CIAW he goes "Whore!"
Whore and whale are indeed his favorites.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on November 16, 2012, 10:34:49 AM
Today I listened to LSFNY on the way to school and I swear to god I heard "She passed away, she was so Myung"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: The Presence of Frenemies on November 16, 2012, 11:08:45 AM
"What kind of imagination, I'm sleeping, so leer at the comma."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on November 17, 2012, 01:08:42 AM
Today I listened to LSFNY on the way to school and I swear to god I heard "She passed away, she was so Myung"
I guess both James and Charlie thought JMX is so awesome that they wanted to sing about him - in Afterlife I hear "Away from Myung's soul" :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on November 17, 2012, 02:18:33 AM
Learning to live:

"Maybe your heart sound
Makes all the difference....."

Bridges in the sky:

"Sun, come shine my way
May chili waters bury all my pain...."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on November 17, 2012, 12:59:29 PM
"Sun, come shine my way
May chili waters bury all my pain...."
Never will unhear this.

Today I listened to LSFNY on the way to school and I swear to god I heard "She passed away, she was so Myung"
I guess both James and Charlie thought JMX is so awesome that they wanted to sing about him - in Afterlife I hear "Away from Myung's soul" :lol
We could ask.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on November 17, 2012, 02:58:58 PM
"Sun, come shine my way
May chili waters bury all my pain...."
Never will unhear this.

Mea maxima culpa  :biggrin:

Yea, when I'm bored, I sometimes play BITS on my PC and sing the chorus like above, kills boredom  :D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on November 17, 2012, 03:10:10 PM
Yea, when I'm bored, I sometimes play BITS on my PC and sing the chorus like above, kills boredom  :D
The only reason why I ever play Sacrificed Sons is because a) it kicks ass on Score b) I get to sing "GOD I'M HIGH, I'M A STAKE!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on November 17, 2012, 03:13:16 PM
Yea, when I'm bored, I sometimes play BITS on my PC and sing the chorus like above, kills boredom  :D
The only reason why I ever play Sacrificed Sons is because a) it kicks ass on Score b) I get to sing "GOD I'M HIGH, I'M A STAKE!"

Wasn't it "Amish stake"?  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on November 17, 2012, 03:50:11 PM
Wasn't it "Amish stake"?  :lol
Sometimes I feel like a stake.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on November 17, 2012, 04:07:53 PM
Wasn't it "Amish stake"?  :lol
Sometimes I feel like a stake.

For heaven's sake  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ArchVile on November 17, 2012, 04:44:01 PM
amish steak
will man kind be a steak
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on November 18, 2012, 01:08:59 AM
Bridges in the sky:

"Sun, come shine my way
May chili waters bury all my pain...."
This is how I hear it:
"Son, cumshot my way
May killing waters' bear eat all my pain...."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on November 18, 2012, 01:14:34 AM
GREAT!  :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on December 04, 2012, 02:03:18 PM
"I have known your butt
Do you know me?"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Yoshi Yogurt on December 04, 2012, 03:46:51 PM
"I have known your butt
Do you know me?"

Which song is this?

Also: "She was raised in a small midwestern town by a charming and eccentric loving faRther"

He definitely makes an R sound there...
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Cedar redaC on December 04, 2012, 06:43:01 PM
In the Presence of Enemies pt. 2
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on December 05, 2012, 07:57:46 AM
Listening to Gojira and DT this morning reminded me of some misheard lyrics. So, basically at the same time, a few months ago I misheard in OTBOA something and it sounded to me like:

"We spiral twat disaster...."

and from Gojira, I misheard a term from their song "L'Enfant sauvage" which created this notion:

"penis score"

When someone of my friends had a bad day, I'd ask them whether they suffer from twat disaster or have a low penis score.....  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Western Ninja on December 07, 2012, 06:08:23 AM
I always used to hear
"Random urine testing, pills red pink and blue"
as
"Random neurotesting, feels what pain can do"

Creepy as fuck.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on December 07, 2012, 06:05:26 PM
I always used to hear
"Random urine testing, pills red pink and blue"
as
"Random neurotesting, feels what pain can do"

Creepy as fuck.

That's a really good lyric there. Unfortunately stealing it would be hard because it would always make me think of TTTSTA.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zook on December 16, 2012, 07:41:53 PM
From Another Won:

Right lyrics: "His realm of life and love"

Wrong lyrics: "He's rambling life aint low"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: EdenHazard on December 17, 2012, 11:44:49 AM

and from Gojira, I misheard a term from their song "L'Enfant sauvage" which created this notion:

"penis score"

Totally read the first one as "Elephant Sausage".
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on December 17, 2012, 03:46:52 PM

and from Gojira, I misheard a term from their song "L'Enfant sauvage" which created this notion:

"penis score"

Totally read the first one as "Elephant Sausage".

Elefantenwurst does not exist, I guess.....
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Scorpion on December 17, 2012, 03:54:03 PM
Sounds like the perfect name for a technical death metal band with German lyrics, right?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: senecadawg2 on December 17, 2012, 04:02:51 PM
"Sex is death, death is sex!"

I always mishear that one...
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zook on December 17, 2012, 04:07:23 PM
Sucks his dick, captain sex?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: EdenHazard on December 18, 2012, 03:31:15 AM
Sex is right here on my crucifix!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: guitarmanchu on December 18, 2012, 07:49:18 AM
"And my son's not so bright" - ACOS
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on December 18, 2012, 08:57:51 AM
"And my son's not so bright" - ACOS

That one is hilarious. I hear it everytime I listen A Change of Seasons.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: The Presence of Frenemies on December 18, 2012, 11:09:39 AM
There's still never been a better misheard lyrics video than the Pull Me Under live one.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on December 18, 2012, 11:11:53 AM
There's still never been a better misheard lyrics video than the Pull Me Under live one.
Agreed, this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk) one of Innocence Faded comes close, though.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: av450 on January 01, 2013, 06:55:34 PM
In The count of tuscany

"I cannot fuk your weiner"

Real lyrics

"A cannibal Curator"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: jonnybaxy on January 04, 2013, 05:19:05 PM
Through her eyes
Actual lyrics: And as her image Wandered through my head

What I hear: And as he inmates wandered through my head

Every god Damn time.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: 2Timer on January 18, 2013, 03:48:24 AM
"I have known your butt
Do you know me?"

Which song is this?

Also: "She was raised in a small midwestern town by a charming and eccentric loving faRther"

He definitely makes an R sound there...

Well, he is a pirate.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Nekov on January 18, 2013, 04:03:39 AM
There's still never been a better misheard lyrics video than the Pull Me Under live one.
Agreed, this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk) one of Innocence Faded comes close, though.

That one is the funniest of them all
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucidity on January 21, 2013, 03:55:04 PM
I haven't looked up the real lyrics yet, so I don't know what the actual words are, but I'll look them up after I post this. From Scarred:

"Won't let them fill me with fear and instant LEMONAAAAAADE!!!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on January 21, 2013, 03:57:18 PM
Oh, boy, that's really really great :clap:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on January 21, 2013, 03:59:03 PM
I haven't looked up the real lyrics yet, so I don't know what the actual words are, but I'll look them up after I post this. From Scarred:

"Won't let them fill me with fear and instant LEMONAAAAAADE!!!"
I always sing it like this when I fool around :metal
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on January 22, 2013, 06:30:49 AM
I always hear it as "Won't let them feel me with FELT ELASTIC RUBBER DAVES!"

I may have posted this misheard line from Blind Faith already, but whatever:

"And still I put shoes on
With or with a Jew"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Benedettosoxfan on January 22, 2013, 07:20:22 AM
In the Glass Prison I always hear
"You deck the hall but you can't bury us all" instead of
"You dug the hole but you can't bury your soul"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Mindflux on January 22, 2013, 08:20:30 AM
In the Glass Prison I always hear
"You deck the hall but you can't bury us all" instead of
"You dug the hole but you can't bury your soul"

(http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/quot+and+fuck+with+the+hue+quot+with+the+hue+_4112f46bda6d68946f3a3b905b1a8c75.png)


Well in Forsaken I hear:

"Foreskin, I will dine on you tonight........."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Kotowboy on January 22, 2013, 11:23:20 AM
Actual Lyrics :

" There's a Story in your eyes.
I can see the hurt behind your smile
For every sign I recognise..
Another one escapes me.."


What I hear :

" See the stone set in your eyes
See the thorn twist in your side I wait for you
Sleight of hand and a twist of Fate....
On a bed of nails she makes me wait."



EDIT : Ok this was a joke - but only just realised how similar the first lines actually are :p
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on January 22, 2013, 12:49:35 PM
In the Glass Prison I always hear
"You deck the hall but you can't bury us all" instead of
"You dug the hole but you can't bury your soul"

You know what? I hear the exact same thing!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: jonnybaxy on January 22, 2013, 12:54:56 PM
And you ask me 'wheres my hairspray?'

Burning my soul
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on January 22, 2013, 01:12:01 PM
And you ask me 'wheres my hairspray?'

Burning my soul

I always hear: "And you ask me why my hair's GREEN!"  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on January 24, 2013, 10:38:43 AM
This popped to my mind after posting the "HERETIC!" thing in the other thread:

"D-Man horse, bleed for us!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on January 27, 2013, 03:37:45 AM
Typical for a drummer:

In the presence of enemies pt.1:

Do you still wait for your god
and a cymbal of your faith?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Onno on January 27, 2013, 04:56:40 AM

I always hear: "And you ask me why my hair's GREEN!"  :lol
I always hear that too  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on January 27, 2013, 06:11:27 AM

I always hear: "And you ask me why my hair's GREEN!"  :lol
I always hear that too  :lol

"Liveeeen' looooveeen'! Loosing up Will and shoooovin' " Is what I hear next.  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Onno on January 27, 2013, 06:14:37 AM

I always hear: "And you ask me why my hair's GREEN!"  :lol
I always hear that too  :lol

"Liveeeen' looooveeen'! Loosing up Will and shoooovin' " Is what I hear next.  :biggrin:
Wow, I don't hear that at all  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on January 27, 2013, 06:28:43 AM
From James Let Me Brie:

"Strike up your best X-rated posture" :zydar:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on January 27, 2013, 06:29:54 AM
I have to confess that I've not listened to JLMB fully in more than three years, if ever.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: jonnybaxy on January 27, 2013, 06:42:42 AM
I have to confess that I've not listened to JLMB fully in more than three years, if ever.

Seconded.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on January 27, 2013, 06:49:18 AM
From James Let Me Brie:

"Strike up your best X-rated posture" :zydar:
He's such a perv :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on January 27, 2013, 07:17:09 AM
I have to confess that I've not listened to JLMB fully in more than three years, if ever.
I just listened to it for the first time in 5 months or so, and I have to say it's not a favorite of mine either - not bad, but it wouldn't be a huge loss if I never heard it again.
He's such a perv :rollin
Hey, it's an old one and I saw it posted somewhere else before! :biggrin: Besides, if I were you I wouldn't make a comment like that after the "musical intercourse" incident earlier today! :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on January 27, 2013, 07:27:25 AM
Hey, it's an old one and I saw it posted somewhere else before! :biggrin: Besides, if I were you I wouldn't make a comment like that after the "musical intercourse" incident earlier today! :lol

It's going to haunt me forever, isn't it?   :laugh:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on January 27, 2013, 10:17:54 AM
Typical for a drummer:

In the presence of enemies pt.1:

Do you still wait for your god
and a cymbal of your faith?

I always thought that phonetically, "symbol" and "cymbal" didn't have enough of a difference to even distinguish them, aside from the context.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on January 27, 2013, 10:27:17 AM
Is "symbol" the actual word? I have always been convinced that it was "sample"  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Onno on January 27, 2013, 10:37:20 AM
Is "symbol" the actual word? I have always been convinced that it was "sample"  :lol
I don't know, but "and a sample of your faith" sounds quite silly IMO. It would be like: " DO YOU STILL WAIT FOR YOUR GOD..... And a sample of your faith please. Very well, now fill in this form and you'll get word within two weeks."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucidity on January 27, 2013, 01:32:56 PM
Is "symbol" the actual word? I have always been convinced that it was "sample"  :lol
I don't know, but "and a sample of your faith" sounds quite silly IMO. It would be like: " DO YOU STILL WAIT FOR YOUR GOD..... And a sample of your faith please. Very well, now fill in this form and you'll get word within two weeks."
:rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on January 29, 2013, 08:04:37 PM
"the lights all up all in the place, I'm learning to liiiiiive!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on January 30, 2013, 06:22:00 AM
Dark eternal night:

Instead of "The hideous ancient warnings"

comes "The radio sent me warnings!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pols Voice on January 30, 2013, 06:54:22 AM
Essentially, any misheard lyrics from TDEN would be better than the real ones.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on January 30, 2013, 07:04:51 AM
Essentially, any misheard lyrics from TDEN would be better than the real ones.

If you say so, than here's my take:


NO ONE DANCES!
(speaking of eternal dancers)
live on a sensual morning
false to the void of night
HE HAS RISEN UP!
out of the kraken's chaos
at last over plants, it's sensual!
A thickening blast in sight!
Through the skypeing geek
Underneath the bearding brood
<I'm dead! Think of bed! You see, it's Agassi!!>
Fly in endless stairs leading to the choking room
<He groans to his whore! His boss, Shaquille, miss their eel!>
Drifting the anal time
Out of the cherry, in sky!   
Dropped too much bacon in light
Of the barking thermal night......AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Crotches! Breaching the fort and fighting
Rachel's distracton is swallowing
The Ewok on the Union Jack
I. HAD. A. BLAAAAAAST.
Board on the bladder of heroes
The ultimate curse of God: creation
sense of relief: it's Coz!
Wresteles crabs drowning
aim the sturdy fodder, MIR!
<The sex owing fruit. Grotesque crèche! A butt HOOOLE!>
"Sharon's on the screen!"
Yellow week, Darth's faeces near.
<Fricking morning riffs! Goddess on the racks, burping high!>
Dripping the annual dime
Out of the cherry sky
Dropped too much bacon in light
Of the dark and turning wraith.
Trapped in a Hamish dream
Spitting passwords unseen
And fried food is vanishing
Into the dorking's turd all niiiiiiightt.
-instrumental-
Drifting the anal time
Out of the cherry's sky
Dropped tuna's bacon in light
Of the dark eternal night.
Trapped in a Hamish dream
Spilling passwords on Scenes
And fried food is vanishing
Into the dorking's turd all night.


Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on January 30, 2013, 07:07:03 AM
:clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pols Voice on January 30, 2013, 07:08:15 AM
Okay, maybe I was wrong. ;)

The Ewok on the Union Jack

I'd like an entire DT concept album based around that line.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Scorpion on January 30, 2013, 08:03:18 AM
It works perfectly. :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on January 30, 2013, 08:44:02 AM
You forgot the "joking room" and "the donkey-turtle fight", but awesome nevertheless :clap: And yes, it is better than the original! :D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Podaar on January 30, 2013, 08:45:10 AM
If you say so, than here's my take:


Spitting passwords unseen

I had to listen to the song while reading the lyrics and this one fit so well I couldn't hear the proper words!  :rollin

Well done
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on January 30, 2013, 10:30:35 AM
I still will never unhear "The donkey/turtle fight."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ruba on January 31, 2013, 01:18:00 AM
wasteland won the internet!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Onno on January 31, 2013, 02:08:10 AM
wasteland won the internet!
This. Dude, that is amazing  :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on January 31, 2013, 06:34:58 AM
Thank you guys! I did this in late August / early September, but couldn't find a good enough occasion to post it. Now, it is all yours :)

~ Stay trapped in a Hamish dream ;)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on January 31, 2013, 08:41:55 AM
These Walls:

"All my lipstick's falling into darkness"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lolzeez on February 01, 2013, 03:46:58 PM
Where Are You Now at 5:50
No one's gonna come fuck you!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on February 01, 2013, 03:50:19 PM
Today while listening to This is the life:

Original:
"Feel the illusion you dream about"

Misheard:
"Feel the erection you dream about"

 :blush
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Another_Won on February 08, 2013, 10:07:40 AM
When listening to Killing Hand on WDaDR it sound like James is singing:

Sipping his poison the raven sings
SHIT! another to add more bodies fallen


as opposed to what is supposed to be:

Sipping his poison the raven sings
Yet another to add more bodies fallen


Although I would swear that it's NOT misheard.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on February 14, 2013, 07:47:51 PM
Actual: As long as I have to die in the attempt
Misheard: As long as I have to die and be a tent
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 14, 2013, 09:32:59 PM
When listening to Killing Hand on WDaDR it sound like James is singing:

Sipping his poison the raven sings
SHIT! another to add more bodies fallen


as opposed to what is supposed to be:

Sipping his poison the raven sings
Yet another to add more bodies fallen


Although I would swear that it's NOT misheard.

I always heard it like that too, and was wondering if that was right or wrong, because I never listened to the original for comparison. But it was the Marquee version I noticed it on, not WDADRU, so it must just be a JLB thing. :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on February 15, 2013, 06:46:40 AM
Actual: As long as I have to die in the attempt
Misheard: As long as I have to die and be a tent
:lol
When listening to Killing Hand on WDaDR it sound like James is singing:

Sipping his poison the raven sings
SHIT! another to add more bodies fallen


as opposed to what is supposed to be:

Sipping his poison the raven sings
Yet another to add more bodies fallen


Although I would swear that it's NOT misheard.

I always heard it like that too, and was wondering if that was right or wrong, because I never listened to the original for comparison. But it was the Marquee version I noticed it on, not WDADRU, so it must just be a JLB thing. :lol
He does say "yet" but it sounds a lot like "shit" :laugh:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on February 15, 2013, 08:14:00 AM
"Nervous flashlights scam my trees" (UAGM)

Also, this deserves to be posted again:
Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable :P
I still keep hearing "depression pizza" in the chorus! :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on February 15, 2013, 08:16:32 AM
"She softly whispered in my rear: Forsakeeeen"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on February 15, 2013, 08:18:22 AM
You've already posted that one before :biggrin:
Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."
Besides, it's "FOUR SAY KEEEEEEN!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 15, 2013, 08:19:24 AM
You've already posted that one before :biggrin:
Speaking of Forsaken: "She softly whispered in my rear...."

I guess Zydar is just often reminded of women softly whispering in his rear for some completely unknown reason..............
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on February 15, 2013, 08:20:33 AM
That was in August, I can't remember all my posts :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on February 15, 2013, 09:04:20 AM
"Nervous flashlights scam my trees" (UAGM)

Also, this deserves to be posted again:
Burning My Soul...I'm convinced it's secretly about a subject endeavouring for sexual elightenment, possibly involving drugs. Slightly immature/disturbing language content warning.

"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"

Too many uncanny drug/sex references for it to be unnoticeable :P
I still keep hearing "depression pizza" in the chorus! :rollin
ME TOO.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on February 15, 2013, 11:22:54 AM
Actual: As long as I have to die in the attempt
Misheard: As long as I have to die and be a tent
:lol

No joke, I hear that every time, CANNOT BE UNHEARD. :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: tessiechick on February 15, 2013, 09:23:05 PM
This is probably just me but...

"I set out washing from a bath"

Actual "I set out watching from above"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on February 17, 2013, 08:47:36 PM
For the longest time, I thought he said:

"I may have wasted all those years. They're not worth their tiny tears."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Benedettosoxfan on February 17, 2013, 09:21:57 PM
I could very well just be insane, but in the early part of Take the Time it sounds like LaBrie says "I've had my fair share of girlfriends" instead of "tough breaks."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pols Voice on February 18, 2013, 05:34:01 AM
Not exactly a misheard lyric, but I always felt like James says "sturvival" instead of "survival" in Under a Glass Moon.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on February 18, 2013, 03:11:37 PM
Not exactly a misheard lyric, but I always felt like James says "sturvival" instead of "survival" in Under a Glass Moon.

It kind of does actually sound like that. Also, according to the ADTOE lyric booklet, the line in BITS says "May healing waters" but it sounds like JLB is saying "Make healing waters".
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucidity on February 18, 2013, 07:43:19 PM
Not exactly a misheard lyric, but I always felt like James says "sturvival" instead of "survival" in Under a Glass Moon.

It kind of does actually sound like that. Also, according to the ADTOE lyric booklet, the line in BITS says "May healing waters" but it sounds like JLB is saying "Make healing waters".

I always thought that too.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on February 19, 2013, 01:13:15 AM
Not exactly a misheard lyric, but I always felt like James says "sturvival" instead of "survival" in Under a Glass Moon.

It kind of does actually sound like that. Also, according to the ADTOE lyric booklet, the line in BITS says "May healing waters" but it sounds like JLB is saying "Make healing waters".
I hear it as "May killing waters" and sometimes I mishear "heal" as "kill" in This Dying Soul and The Glass Prison as well.

EDIT: I just misheard "link" as "lick" in Wait for Sleep! :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on February 19, 2013, 12:52:35 PM
I always hear "A living reflection seen from miles away" as "A living reflection, super miles away"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on February 19, 2013, 07:23:57 PM

I hear it as "May killing waters"

That's what I thought it was when I first heard the song.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: elvenshadow on February 20, 2013, 07:29:43 PM
One that stands out for me most that I went for years without actually checking the lyric was in

Blind Faith

"I've painted my own Mona-Lisa.
Cheese sticks every day!
Now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams."

EDIT: Oops, someone already posted this one.  I guess I should have read the whole thread first.  Glad I'm not the only one who hears this all the time though.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on February 25, 2013, 01:08:24 AM
Status Seeker:
"I want to blow you now"

Afterlife:
"I touched with Juan"

inb4lolcharlieisgay
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on February 25, 2013, 04:01:57 AM
Whenever I listen to Take The Time, and the sample comes in, I always hear:

"Adesso che ho perso la vista, but you made the deal"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on February 25, 2013, 04:22:51 AM
Why does everybody think it's "Adesso" while it's quite clear that the word is "Ora"? It's not like the two words sound similar!  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 25, 2013, 04:26:50 AM
Why does everybody think it's "Adesso" while it's quite clear that the word is "Ora"? It's not like the two words sound similar!  :lol

Because it's written that way incorrectly in the music video.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on February 25, 2013, 04:30:22 AM
Yeah, I knew that, but I thought that listening to the song would expose the mistake quite easily. :)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlobVanDam on February 25, 2013, 04:32:59 AM
If you don't speak Italian, then not really. It's just rlglrlbrlbrlrglrglrglrpastapizzarlgkrglrkg to us English speaking folk. :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on February 25, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
If you don't speak Italian, then not really. It's just rlglrlbrlbrlrglrglrglrpastapizzarlgkrglrkg to us English speaking folk. :P
That description reminds me how someone once commented that Finnish sounds like Japanese backwards! :lol

But yeah, it's not easy to notice things like that unless you can speak the language yourself.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 04, 2013, 10:32:48 AM
The JLMB thread inspired me to listen to that song and I misheard one line in the second verse: "Make yourself an asshole name!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on March 04, 2013, 11:30:22 AM
In Tha Glass Prison, where the line goes:

"You dug the hole, but you can't bury your soul
Open your mind and you'll see"

I still can't help but hear:

"You deck the halls, but you can't bury your soul"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: JayOctavarium on March 04, 2013, 12:56:53 PM
yup ^
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on March 04, 2013, 03:29:31 PM
In Burning My Soul, I always hear "Responses of peaches show cost into the wind."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Cedar redaC on March 06, 2013, 10:25:58 AM
In Tha Glass Prison, where the line goes:

"You dug the hole, but you can't bury your soul
Open your mind and you'll see"

I still can't help but hear:

"You deck the halls, but you can't bury your soul"

Yeah
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: jonnybaxy on March 08, 2013, 09:54:50 AM
I was blinded by a pair of tights. ACOS.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on March 08, 2013, 11:01:27 AM
I was blinded by a pair of tights. ACOS.

It took me up, high in the sky.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on March 08, 2013, 01:49:42 PM
A dream that'll lecture me
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: YtseJamittaja on March 08, 2013, 01:52:12 PM
I always hear this:

The fax do not support theirs
to liberate a π (Pi) Paul
and rid them of tired rule
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on March 09, 2013, 01:00:24 AM
I was blinded by a pair of tights. ACOS.

Ha, nice one.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 09, 2013, 01:39:47 AM
I just listened to the chorus of Prophets of War to see if I still hear the group shouts the way they were in some misheard lyrics video, and yes, I still do: the first one sounds like "ASS! FOR! JAMES!" and I hear the last one as "MY! BALLS! CHANGE!" Since James wrote the lyrics, I wonder if the former was intentional :zydar:

Another from Pull Me Under: "The whole word is spinning in sodomy"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on March 09, 2013, 01:59:26 AM
Liveeeeen'
Loveeeeen'
A crappy signal
is BUUUUURNIIIIIING MYYY SOUUUUUUUL
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 09, 2013, 02:04:36 AM
Depression pizza
is BUUUUURNIIIIIING MYYY SOUUUUUUUL
FTFY. And for another pizza-related lyric:

"The pizza meat that died will return to live agaaaaiiiin!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on March 09, 2013, 02:20:24 AM
I just listened to the chorus of Prophets of War to see if I still hear the group shouts the way they were in some misheard lyrics video, and yes, I still do: the first one sounds like "ASS! FOR! JAMES!" and I hear the last one as "MY! BALLS! CHANGE!" Since James wrote the lyrics, I wonder if the former was intentional :zydar:

Another from Pull Me Under: "The whole word is spinning in sodomy"
With the Pirate you must always assume it was intentional.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on March 09, 2013, 02:21:45 AM
As for POW, I always heard something closer to the truth, that is FIGHT! FOR! JAMES! I'm so moderate  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 09, 2013, 02:24:05 AM
I DO NOT FIIIGHT FOR YOOUUU
DARK PIRAAAAATEEE
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on March 09, 2013, 02:26:37 AM
I wish I was able to draw something less essential than a triangle... I would make a hand drawn video of my TDEN set of lyrics  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 09, 2013, 02:31:12 AM
I think I once heard one line in the second verse as something like "the apple of the universe" :lol

Post #4000! :djhef:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Onno on March 09, 2013, 07:16:09 AM
I think I once heard one line in the second verse as something like "the apple of the universe" :lol

Post #4000! :djhef:
Grats on your 4000th post! And lol, apple of the universe XD
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on March 15, 2013, 05:00:59 AM
"Well, isn't it for the honor of god, Anakin? "
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: jonnybaxy on March 15, 2013, 09:28:58 PM
Pull me under 3:05 just heard: I'll take someones lunch for one and then my only foreign son...

Also PMU: living my life to butcher my son...
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on March 16, 2013, 12:37:41 AM
Son, come shine my way.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on March 16, 2013, 12:38:56 AM
Son, come shine my way.

Ah yes, that reminds me of that famous Elton John lyric, "Don't let your son go down on me."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MajorMatt on March 16, 2013, 12:44:18 AM
Really bad one, but the first time I heard Metropolis it sounded like this:

Somewhere, like a scene from a memory, there's a picture worth a thousand words, and with it stares the faces before me, I walked away and would never be heard again, da scene is the second without end!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pols Voice on March 16, 2013, 03:31:37 AM
CRY!
This is the new word odor,
Plate, a pawn, arf ears.
Spreading acute stations,
Of ratty cult tortillas.
The bra, the hood or whiz? Dumb.
Straining, dig the tea.
ROY!
It's ridges, y'all, and Seacrests,
Remade as misty reed.

Bunny, the never watchful guy,
The pain gels of the tempo fry!!!

Eternity, walkthrough the game,
The greyest scent, to retrain...Hi! A stain?
A rhino passes!
The fighter's stage, a steak red ho,
Unlock the dork, unlay the corn and storm!
A rhino's past age!

Middle well-themed power,
Influenza fave.
Fill Aussie furs in liters,
Owl members of the tree.
Bound by Old Thin Arthur,
Light the roads and craws.
An ent in manic union,
Invest in terror! Ick, farts...

Bah, need to never watch for Ike,
The eight gels of the ten, poor fly!!!

Turd turkey, walkthrough the game,
The greyest scent, tour each pariah state.
Orion of Pat's age!
The fine ol' stage, a secret hum,
Unlike the Doors, uh, lay the corner store!
A ride? I'll pass, Sage!

Turning keen, Ewok threw the game,
The grave you sent to Weegee, our estate.
Oh right, a passage!
The seven start some rising sud,
A perfect twirl, your nude wife has thee gum.
A riot of pastiche!!!!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on March 16, 2013, 03:34:37 AM
Son, come shine my way.

Ah yes, that reminds me of that famous Elton John lyric, "Don't let your son go down on me."
And the immortal ACOS "and my son's not so bright"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 16, 2013, 03:44:47 AM
Pols Voice, you just made me put AROP on and that's not something that happens often :clap:

I still heard most of the song right, but "The bra, the hood or whiz? Dumb." and "Fill Aussie furs in liters" had me in stitches because they sounded so accurate! :rollin And now I hear "A Rhino passage" in the chorus! :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pols Voice on March 16, 2013, 03:46:34 AM
Pols Voice, you just made me put AROP on and that's not something that happens often :clap:

I still heard most of the song right, but "The bra, the hood or whiz? Dumb." and "Fill Aussie furs in liters" had me in stitches because they sounded so accurate! :rollin And now I hear "A Rhino passage" in the chorus! :lol

:tup

I don't listen to that song much either, actually.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pols Voice on March 16, 2013, 08:45:33 AM
I might as well post this too:

Thor on my side,
Chippin' my shoal, duh.
Elopin' my throat,
The sides of a bull, duh.
Chillin' my spite,
Can't get any cola.
Andrew, wonder why I get style!

An odd emu gut,
A nape on my bat,
Indeed, awful moments,
Are not toffee track.
Dewdroppin' fall,
I put on some slacks,
Andrew, ask me why my hare's great!

Twisting, turding,
Lou, sing All Sense of Yodeling.
Lifting and loadin',
Depressor keeps a bird in my sole!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)

Icy is greed,
And then your tamale eats bread,
Kit Kat thoughts and ideas,
Loch Ness side of your head!
Wheat's got somewhat,
Hookah fink for you instead,
And sighs just like the lost won!

Twisting, turding,
Lou, sing All Sense of Yodeling.
Lemming and lowland,
Professor keeps a bird in my sole!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!

These spots on bowl tinkers,
Throw Carson to the whale.
But I fight myself,
Speed king from within.
A candy man life,
Walking all day,
Shelves to stay in Magoo's sight.
You sing your worms,
Got trolls in my life.
Usually it's my worst,
That give Yuma life.
So why Gucci feelings?
Well, I release Ori,
Butter duck on a ship!
NOOOOOOOO!!!

Twisting, turding,
Lou sings All Sense of Yodeling.
Licking and gloaming,
Professor keeps a BIRD in my sole!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Yeeeeeeeeeeah-ya.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Another_Won on March 16, 2013, 08:58:09 AM
I might as well post this too:

Thor on my side,
Chippin' my shoal, duh.
Elopin' my throat,
The sides of a bull, duh.
Chillin' my spite,
Can't get any cola.
Andrew, wonder why I get style!

An odd emu gut,
A nape on my bat,
Indeed, awful moments,
Are not toffee track.
Dewdroppin' fall,
I put on some slacks,
Andrew, ask me why my hare's great!

Twisting, turding,
Lou, sing All Sense of Yodeling.
Lifting and loadin',
Depressor keeps a bird in my sole!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)

Icy is greed,
And then your tamale eats bread,
Kit Kat thoughts and ideas,
Loch Ness side of your head!
Wheat's got somewhat,
Hookah fink for you instead,
And sighs just like the lost won!

Twisting, turding,
Lou, sing All Sense of Yodeling.
Lemming and lowland,
Professor keeps a bird in my sole!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!

These spots on bowl tinkers,
Throw Carson to the whale.
But I fight myself,
Speed king from within.
A candy man life,
Walking all day,
Shelves to stay in Magoo's sight.
You sing your worms,
Got trolls in my life.
Usually it's my worst,
That give Yuma life.
So why Gucci feelings?
Well, I release Ori,
Butter duck on a ship!
NOOOOOOOO!!!

Twisting, turding,
Lou sings All Sense of Yodeling.
Licking and gloaming,
Professor keeps a BIRD in my sole!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Bird in my sole!!!!!
(BIRD IN MY SOLE)
Yeeeeeeeeeeah-ya.

 :lol "turding" I'm going to use that!  My kids knock on the door when i'm in the bathroom - "leave me alone, i'm turding" :lol :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 16, 2013, 09:05:50 AM
I still think this is the ultimate version of BMS:
"Porn in my sight, jiff on my shoulder, a lump in my throat, the size of a boulder
Chillin my spine, keep getting it colder, and you wonder why I can't smile...
A knob in my gut, napalm my back, in the heat of the moment, I locked out the track
Chewed on the ball, I pick up the slag, and you ass me while my hairs break"

1st Chorus:
"Twisting, turning, losing all sense of gurning
2nd:
"Twisting, turning, losing all cents off perming"
And to round out the choruses..
"Depression, pizza! Burning my soul"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on March 16, 2013, 11:11:36 AM
That A Rite of Passage one was awesome. Sang along with those lyrics and I actually laughed loud a few times. "A rhino passes" and "your nude wife has thee gum" were the best!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 16, 2013, 01:12:34 PM
BTW, this talk about AROP reminds me of one time when I thought the beginning of the spoken sample before the first verse sounded like someone saying "verigreippi" ("red grapefruit" in Finnish) with a strong non-native accent :laugh:

EDIT: At 0.49 it sounds like the voice is saying "secret child" :o
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ruba on March 16, 2013, 01:17:50 PM
BTW, this talk about AROP reminds me of one time when I thought the beginning of the spoken sample before the first verse sounded like someone saying "verigreippi" ("red grapefruit" in Finnish) with a strong non-native accent :laugh:

I hear it too, at 0:39  :rollin.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 16, 2013, 02:32:30 PM
^Good, I'm not the only one then! :D

Anyway, I just listened to You Not Me (you read that right, it came up on shuffle!) and I realized that the beginning of the chorus sounds like "It's all about June, not May - it's all about the things that you're expecting May to bait". And of course there's the legendary "That's all right, I'm all gay - I have been every single day" :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: DarkAnother on March 16, 2013, 02:35:23 PM
And of course there's the legendary "That's all right, I'm all gay - I have been every single day" :P
Thanks for the uncontrollable laughter
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: jonnybaxy on March 16, 2013, 02:38:30 PM
And of course there's the legendary "That's all right, I'm all gay - I have been every single day" :P
Thanks for the uncontrollable laughter

Welcome dude :)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on March 16, 2013, 03:14:15 PM
Ahahahahahah, that was must great!  I havn't listened to YOM in many months, I should give it a spin :)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Glass Moonlight on March 18, 2013, 06:30:23 AM
Debate this faggot's just cause.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 22, 2013, 09:02:13 AM
"Take this deer and pain" (TROAE)

Once when I was listening to To Live Forever, for a second I thought James sang "Masturbation has turned me outside in" :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on March 22, 2013, 09:08:45 AM
Once when I was listening to To Live Forever, for a second I thought James sang "Masturbation has turned me outside in" :lol

I totally hear it now :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on March 22, 2013, 09:17:46 AM
Once when I was listening to To Live Forever, for a second I thought James sang "Masturbation has turned me outside in" :lol

I totally hear it now :lol
I think this just ruined the song a bit for me :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on March 22, 2013, 09:19:08 AM
Once when I was listening to To Live Forever, for a second I thought James sang "Masturbation has turned me outside in" :lol

I totally hear it now :lol

Oh, damn. A cannot be unheard  :(
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 22, 2013, 09:50:09 AM
Maybe they should've reconsidered the idea to make the following line go "The wind has blown me..." :biggrin:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zook on March 22, 2013, 10:38:51 AM
"Take all of me
Lucky stars" - TROAE
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 22, 2013, 11:36:06 AM
Another from TROAE (I've posted it before, but some haven't seen it yet):

"Angry enough for me to call bird a man"

EDIT: "I walk inside Jew!" :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheAtliator on June 12, 2013, 05:15:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKSxO0LhhqM&feature=youtu.be just uploaded this!!  :) notice the special thanks in the description!!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on June 12, 2013, 10:42:11 PM
Unfortunately I can't watch it on my phone right now :(
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: YtseJamittaja on June 13, 2013, 01:01:19 AM
 :lol Thank you. Some of those cannot be unheard now.  :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ruba on June 13, 2013, 02:01:09 AM
"She carried a gif from her home".

That's Milena, no doubt about it.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MoraWintersoul on June 13, 2013, 03:31:37 AM
My god, these are excellent :lol I have a huge stupid smile on my face now. And you're welcome for some of these pics ;)

"She carried a gif from her home".

That's Milena, no doubt about it.
:laugh:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on June 13, 2013, 03:36:50 AM
"Depth is the first dashing turn on" :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on June 13, 2013, 04:16:45 AM
"Swimming anaaallyyy CARE-FUUUL"  :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on June 13, 2013, 08:39:56 AM
The latter Metropolis snippet was the best part of the video :lol "Some biggot's tired of being pushed around" made me chuckle as well. Also, maybe it's just because I'm a Finn, but I've misheard "moments wasted" in ES as "Moomins wasted" :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheAtliator on June 13, 2013, 10:54:20 AM
 :biggrin: thanks you guys (and gals)!!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on June 13, 2013, 10:57:06 AM
"She carried a gif from her home".

That's Milena, no doubt about it.

That's what I thought too. :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: philmcson on June 28, 2013, 04:06:23 PM
Learning to live:

[...]nature's inflexible grace
I'm learning to live

turns to:

eight thousand five hundred years
I'm learning to live......

Don't ask me how....  :-[
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Jaffa on June 28, 2013, 06:44:38 PM
... Yeah, that one I don't get. 
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on July 14, 2013, 12:21:55 AM
Beyond This Life: "Standing by her was Amen"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Laich21DT on July 14, 2013, 01:22:11 AM
Once when I was listening to To Live Forever, for a second I thought James sang "Masturbation has turned me outside in" :lol

 :lol

If we're talking the Live In Tokyo version, then I've heard that, and hear it that way every single time.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on July 25, 2013, 01:44:18 PM
I just listened to the official bootleg of the NYC '93 show and misheard some stuff once again:

"I'd offered soundchecks for a photograph" (To Live Forever)

"Ass one controls" (The Killing Hand)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: dragonmaster715 on July 27, 2013, 09:40:32 AM

in the presence of enemies - "with a viscous blade"
i heard "in the fish's place"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on July 27, 2013, 10:02:27 AM
Maybe this one has been posted already, but I hear this every time I listen to Through Her Eyes:

"And as the remix wandered through my head" instead of "and as her image wandered through my head". What the hell :huh:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on July 27, 2013, 11:00:11 AM
At least it's less disturbing than "sadness grows in sodomy" :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on July 27, 2013, 11:05:24 AM
:lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: JLa on July 28, 2013, 04:34:21 AM
From Innocence Faded and some youtube-video:

"Something! Something!
God, it's sunday.
Do haaaaair!"

 :lol

Can't be un-heard. It just can't.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on July 28, 2013, 12:29:28 PM
I really suck at hearing lyrics, so for a few years, this is what I have heard:

Honor thy Father:
"Well listen to me you old crippled fool!"
"How could you ever sleep awake at night?"

A Change of Seasons:
"Struggle to fall insane"

Finally Free:
"To think that she would leave me now, for that, I'm grateful, man."

Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: dragonmaster715 on July 28, 2013, 01:23:44 PM
oh i just remembered another i heard one time

under a glass moon - i spy a naked man chasing wonder from the sky
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Jaffa on July 28, 2013, 02:31:46 PM
Finally Free:
"To think that she would leave me now, for that, I'm grateful, man."

 :lol

Man, Scenes from a Memory would have been a very different album.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on July 28, 2013, 02:57:31 PM
Honor thy Father:
"How could you ever sleep awake at night?"


Finally Free:
"To think that she would leave me now, for that, I'm grateful, man."

I hear those two every time :metal
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucien on July 28, 2013, 03:25:04 PM
Fuck this all, dream control, now they win my mind on the radio
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucidity on July 28, 2013, 09:51:42 PM
"How could you ever sleep awake at night?"

Every time  :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on July 28, 2013, 09:56:39 PM
I really suck at hearing lyrics, so for a few years, this is what I have heard:

Honor thy Father:
"Well listen to me you old crippled fool!"
"How could you ever sleep awake at night?"


Yeah, I've definitely heard those two for the longest time, until my mind forced me to try and make sense of the actual lyrics.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Theme Dreater on August 02, 2013, 12:47:34 AM
From Lie.....

Date Rape, at the bottom a lake, its a hundred degrees I can't breath.

 :-\
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on August 02, 2013, 01:22:21 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: thosava on August 02, 2013, 04:43:24 AM
I dont know if this one has been mentioned yet:
"He fell into an emo way, she had to let him down" - Beyond this Life
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on August 02, 2013, 10:12:20 AM
"No matter what, don't flatter me.  Let's feed upon his misery."

I honestly always thought that's what he said
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on August 02, 2013, 10:45:28 AM
I dont know if this one has been mentioned yet:
"He fell into an emo way, she had to let him down" - Beyond this Life

Well, it's not UNtrue.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on August 04, 2013, 10:14:30 AM
I dont know if this one has been mentioned yet:
"He fell into an emo way, she had to let him down" - Beyond this Life
I've heard "He fell into medieval ways"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Joshin U on August 05, 2013, 07:45:39 AM
My girlfriend swore she heard in TAMP, "I'm not farting anymore"  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on August 05, 2013, 08:37:39 AM
Currently listening to SFAM, and in Through Her Eyes I heard "and as the remix wandered through my head" once again. I don't think I'll ever be able to unhear that.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on August 06, 2013, 08:28:34 AM
The Mirror: "All but the one who murders the most."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on August 06, 2013, 09:58:26 AM
I decided to listen to SC with the booklet in hand earlier today, and I realized that in ITPOE Pt.2 it's not "For the satan's calling on this wicked day", but "For their savior's calling on this wicked day" :o
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on August 06, 2013, 03:42:52 PM
Haha, yeah the real lyrics are much better there.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ArchVile on August 06, 2013, 03:43:44 PM
for the manatee's calling on this wicked day
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on August 06, 2013, 03:46:32 PM
for the manatee's calling on this wicked day

There are manatees all over this song. In the first post in this thread I posted that I hear "redemption! Redemption for you manatee" in ItPoE Part 1.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on August 06, 2013, 03:49:23 PM
for the manatee's calling on this wicked day

There are manatees all over this song. In the first post in this thread I posted that I hear "redemption! Redemption for you manatee" in ItPoE Part 1.

I get that... But I honestly can't even imagine how someone would hear "for the manatee's calling"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: mikemangioy on August 09, 2013, 07:45:05 AM
Dark Eternal Night:

"He is prisoner!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on August 09, 2013, 11:24:47 AM
Fatal Tragedy:

"I shat the door and traveled to another home"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: adamack on August 09, 2013, 11:50:20 AM

"I'd sooner take my life away than live with Lucy Liu"


I'm DYIN!!!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: nicbor87 on August 13, 2013, 09:07:13 AM
On first listen of TEI:
"Dream of fleshbags and of wine intrigues"  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: RMGadelha on August 13, 2013, 10:41:59 AM
On first listen of TEI:
"Dream of fleshbags and of wine intrigues"  :biggrin:

Was it a fine wine? Did it improve with age?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on August 13, 2013, 12:44:06 PM
On first listen of TEI:
"Dream of fleshbags and of wine intrigues"  :biggrin:

Was it a fine wine? Did it improve with age?

Like the angel's share, The End Is near!  :omg:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucien on August 13, 2013, 12:45:29 PM
On first listen of TEI:
"Dream of fleshbags and of wine intrigues"  :biggrin:

Was it a fine wine? Did it improve with age?

Like the angel's share, The End Is near!  :omg:

NUUUUGGGGGEEEEETTTTTTTZZZZZZZ
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: dragonmaster715 on August 13, 2013, 07:28:29 PM
was just listening to innocence faded for the first time in a while and noticed a line that clearly was not correct.

"B**** like a fossil"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on August 14, 2013, 03:01:46 AM
was just listening to innocence faded for the first time in a while and noticed a line that clearly was not correct.

"B**** like a fossil"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-s2hYxuonk ;)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: serrano on August 14, 2013, 03:06:20 AM
I break their balls to find you :2metal:  :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: dragonmaster715 on August 14, 2013, 05:58:56 AM
even as i watched that video i still heard "B**** like a fossil"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on August 14, 2013, 08:12:16 AM
Fatal Tragedy:

"I shat the door and traveled to another home"
I've often heard it that way, too :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on August 30, 2013, 04:00:23 PM
Sang along to A Change of Seasons just now, I couldn't keep going without laughing when "my son's not so bright" came up. I know it's an old one, but it is really funny.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on August 30, 2013, 09:23:23 PM
Sang along to A Change of Seasons just now, I couldn't keep going without laughing when "my son's not so bright" came up. I know it's an old one, but it is really funny.

That just reminded me of Elton John. "Don't let your son go down on me!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlobVanDam on August 30, 2013, 09:39:00 PM
Sang along to A Change of Seasons just now, I couldn't keep going without laughing when "my son's not so bright" came up. I know it's an old one, but it is really funny.

That just reminded me of Elton John. "Don't let your son go down on me!"

:| That one is most unfortunate. :lol
Does he actually sing "your" or just "the"?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on August 30, 2013, 09:57:14 PM
:| That one is most unfortunate. :lol
Does he actually sing "your" or just "the"?

He sings "the" but I've heard some live versions where he barely pronounces "the" so it's just a very short, transitional vowel that could replace "the" or "your" or whatever.

But to be honest, it's this guy who killed it for me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1dOyVxib9Y
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: CrimsonSunrise on August 30, 2013, 10:06:45 PM


"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War

you mean it doesn't say that???  :lol  I just recently started listening to SC again, I've always heard the same line...

Also from SC Forsaken....

For night to fall again = For night to Pumpkin :lol

Innocence Faded -

Real

Callow and vain
fixed like a fossil, shrouding pain 

Me

Calling your name
just like a fossil, passion and pain


Also from the same verse.... I don't know WHAT I hear, but it sure aint the fuck this... :lol, except for condescending

Wearing apathetic displays
Sharing flesh like envy in cages
Condescending
Not intending to end
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on August 30, 2013, 10:10:07 PM
"Close your eyes and hold your breasts!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: RMGadelha on August 31, 2013, 08:26:48 AM
"Something something, god it's Sunday DO HAAAAAAIR" and "they took pictures of our cracks... That you want me tuna sea crap...  WHAAALE!"  Are still my favorites :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Kotowboy on August 31, 2013, 08:28:53 AM
"Something something, god it's Sunday DO HAAAAAAIR" and "they took pictures of our cracks... That you want me tuna sea crap...  WHAAALE!"  Are still my favorites :lol

I thought it was God, It's Sunday. tomorrow's Monday, Do Hair :P :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: RMGadelha on August 31, 2013, 08:30:39 AM
That's funny too :lol.  The one I've quoted is from the YouTube video.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: nattmorker on August 31, 2013, 09:56:44 AM
I dont know if this one has been mentioned yet:
"He fell into an emo way, she had to let him down" - Beyond this Life

I have always heard it this way! It was a long time before I read the lyrics.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on September 03, 2013, 01:59:37 PM
 Just Let Me Breathe

Let's not forget my legacy
All my heroes have failed me
Now they're dead and buried, yeah


I thought was:

Let's not forget my lawyer said
No more hell to beg me
No more dirty memories, yeah
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on September 03, 2013, 02:33:12 PM
Although I've listened to Octavarium about ten billion times already, I still can't remember the Intervals lyrics. Just heard this:

Innocent victims of merciless crimes
Fall greatest of madmen's of poster designs


Instead of

Innocent victims of merciless crimes
Fall prey to some madmen's impulsive designs


That's seriously weird to say the least :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Jaffa on September 03, 2013, 03:28:32 PM
I for one would be interested in seeing some madmen's poster designs.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Benedettosoxfan on September 03, 2013, 04:09:18 PM
First line of the second verse of The Enemy Inside:
"I sever myself from the world, I shut down Houdini."
It's the only thing I've ever heard and I still don't know what the real lyrics are.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on September 03, 2013, 04:25:43 PM
Haha yes, because fuck Houdini.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: mikemangioy on September 04, 2013, 01:50:40 AM
From ACOS:

In my den of inequiety,
Fishes fly inside dream.


...DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH ME?!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: RMGadelha on September 11, 2013, 02:21:37 PM
But I don't believe that we're in this saloon
I believe we're a lom for the riiiiiide.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on September 11, 2013, 02:58:46 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: The Stray Seed on September 12, 2013, 09:11:13 AM
Someone should start a thread about AFTR and name it "The poll of the moon on the tide"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Outcrier on September 12, 2013, 10:18:39 PM
Metropolis:

"Before my lips have fallen"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: m0hawk on September 13, 2013, 03:13:37 AM
Medicate:

"A higher dose of Jesus Christ!"

rather than

"A higher dosage he prescribes!"

LISTEN TO IT AND TELL ME I'M AN IDIOT  >:(
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on September 13, 2013, 05:35:06 AM
I remember I always heard it as "A higher dose of cheap prescribes" - it's not even grammatically correct and I have no idea why I heard it that way :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GalacticGuitarist87 on September 13, 2013, 05:50:09 AM
The Face I See EverUrine I Try To Speak, Staring At Me cryin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on September 13, 2013, 06:27:09 AM
Not sure about the urine thing, but I I keep singing "every time I try to speak" when I listen to the song.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Outcrier on September 13, 2013, 08:57:02 PM
Medicate:

"A higher dose of Jesus Christ!"

rather than

"A higher dosage he prescribes!"

LISTEN TO IT AND TELL ME I'M AN IDIOT  >:(

Yeah, i always hear "Jesus Christ" instead of "he prescribes" if not paying total attention to the song :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Gianfrix on September 18, 2013, 04:15:38 PM
From the latest album, in the chorus from "The Bigger Picture": "Sh*t your light on me"

Oh, hey, first post here :)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Tom Bombadil on September 18, 2013, 07:14:57 PM
From the latest album, in the chorus from "The Bigger Picture": "Sh*t your light on me"

Oh, hey, first post here :)
Welcome to the forums, but I seriously can't imagine how you could hear that :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucien on September 18, 2013, 07:16:13 PM
I've seen it in comments. Personally, I never heard it, but you never know.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Gianfrix on September 19, 2013, 04:51:51 AM
Welcome to the forums, but I seriously can't imagine how you could hear that :lol

Dunno, i hear the "d" in "shed" like a "t", and the "e" like an "i" or an "a" :lol
It's easier when english is not your native language  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on September 20, 2013, 05:14:49 AM
Along for the Ride:

Actual: "The pull of the moon on the tide"

Misheard: "The pull of balloon all the time"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on October 06, 2013, 02:37:17 AM
The Bigger Picture:

I am carried by the cunt
On a slow and steady course
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucien on October 06, 2013, 07:12:39 PM
These suffocating mammaries are etched upon my mind



It's funny because it works  ;D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BarH2106 on October 08, 2013, 09:23:41 AM
First Post!

From The Bigger Picture: "Another shitbreak's washed ashore"
Original: "Another shipwreck’s washed ashore"

Hilarious. Cannot unhear it :)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on October 08, 2013, 10:25:25 AM
 :lol

And welcome!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Viking of the Sagas on October 14, 2013, 10:51:31 AM
Behind The Veil, this has somehow been looping in my head...

"Bake me, wake me, bring me home tonight"

And from The Looking Glass:

How it really went:

You live without shame
You’re digging up a gold mine
Standing on the sidelines
Watching through the looking glass

How I think it went:

You live without shame
You're digging up a coma
Standing on the sidelines
Watching through the looking glass
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Riitasointi on October 15, 2013, 03:48:32 PM
This has probably been mentioned before but in Bridges In The Sky I always hear "Son, cumshot my way" instead of "Sun, come shine my way"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucien on October 15, 2013, 03:49:54 PM
This has probably been mentioned before but in Bridges In The Sky I always hear "Son, cumshot my way" instead of "Sun, come shine my way"


Now I'll never unhear that  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on October 16, 2013, 08:33:32 AM
Haha yeah that's one of the best (or worst).
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on October 16, 2013, 08:44:45 AM
Now I can't unhear "digging up a coal mine" in The Looking Glass :lol
This has probably been mentioned before but in Bridges In The Sky I always hear "Son, cumshot my way" instead of "Sun, come shine my way"
Yeah, it's a classic :D I also hear the following line as "May killing water's bear eat all my pain" and someone else has mentioned hearing "The pizza meat that died" at the end of the chorus.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on October 16, 2013, 08:46:10 AM
Now I can't unhear "digging up a coal mine" in The Looking Glass :lol

I was singing that before I had access to the lyrics so same here, it'll always be a coal mine to me.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on October 20, 2013, 08:41:31 PM
With fresh and butter threatened, what are you willing to kill for?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on October 20, 2013, 09:37:24 PM
I keep hearing "Consider this question" as "Is it a discretion?" :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on October 21, 2013, 05:07:04 AM
 :lol at both of those
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: flintdragon on October 21, 2013, 01:16:33 PM
The Bigger Picture

towards the end of the song, the line:
   I’ve taken blood from every stone

"taken blood" sounded like, at first listen and still does, "chicken blood".  hahah...
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zyzzyva17 on November 11, 2013, 06:27:28 PM
This is an "intentional" mishearing of lyrics, although I doubt most people made out the lyrics of this section just by listening.

Rebels, for the Fritos!
A tiring father cries!!
Cowers for some BITCHER!!!!
ROTTEN LEMON FACE!!!!!!

(11:51 in Illumination Theory, if you couldn't tell)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheAtliator on November 11, 2013, 06:51:02 PM
I've looked into the empty arse of anger fear and shame

and listen to the last chorus of OTBOA at luna park-

Chairs fall frop the shame lust
Shout to me, guide me to the edge of the wad ahh
Shelfless are the righteous
bird in me, bleed me like a lamp to the slaughter
selfless saw the righteous
A bird in me led me like a lamp stupid swaddle

ok yea so I made up a word or two ;D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Kotowboy on November 11, 2013, 07:28:19 PM
Although I've listened to Octavarium about ten billion times already, I still can't remember the Intervals lyrics. Just heard this:

Innocent victims of merciless crimes
Fall greatest of madmen's of poster designs




It's about Hugh Syme.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Kotowboy on November 11, 2013, 07:39:44 PM
" We run to your Nintendo ".
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on November 11, 2013, 10:13:49 PM
"Wash away the Zoooorroooo"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: rumborak on November 12, 2013, 04:14:23 PM
Lay down our lunch for a cause
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: CharlieDominietzsche on November 13, 2013, 04:51:25 AM
So many on the new album

"These suffocating mammaries are etched upon my mind"
"You're digging up a coal mine"
"Shit your light on me"
"I am finding courage in my darkest owl"
"With clarity on the horizon"
"The river's curry slowly turns the stone"
"We cry with heavy hand"
"March for the kingdom"
"No more embrace"

Enunciate, damnit, LaBrie!  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on November 13, 2013, 08:42:13 AM
"I am finding courage in my darkest owl"

 :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Prog Snob on November 13, 2013, 08:50:52 AM
Lay down our lunch for a cause

Ohhh I thought it was "Lay down our lunch for the Claus."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evermind on November 13, 2013, 09:44:31 AM
"I am finding courage in my darkest owl"

I'm not actually hearing this, but it's damn hilarious.  :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zydar on November 13, 2013, 09:47:52 AM
(http://www.redcandy.co.uk/images/uploads/stickerswall-glow-in-the-dark-owls2.jpg)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Kotowboy on November 13, 2013, 10:08:06 AM
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/kotowboy/stickerswall-glow-in-the-dark-owls2.jpg)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evermind on November 13, 2013, 11:26:36 AM
The one in the middle is surely the biggest source of courage.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on November 13, 2013, 01:07:08 PM
Lay down our lunch for a cause

Ohhh I thought it was "Lay down our lunch for the Claus."

Dude, if your lunch is nothing but cookies and milk, you may need to see a nutritionist.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Prog Snob on November 13, 2013, 01:17:12 PM
Lay down our lunch for a cause

Ohhh I thought it was "Lay down our lunch for the Claus."

Dude, if your lunch is nothing but cookies and milk, you may need to see a nutritionist.

wings and beer.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on November 13, 2013, 01:30:50 PM

wings and beer.

That's what you leave out for Santa?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Prog Snob on November 13, 2013, 01:39:24 PM

wings and beer.

That's what you leave out for Santa?

Forget that tubby bitch. He gets the milk and cookies. I get the wings and beer. 
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on November 13, 2013, 01:43:18 PM

Forget that tubby bitch. He gets the milk and cookies. I get the wings and beer.


But the quote was "lay down our lunch for the Claus". So if it's your lunch, then it has to be what you eat for lunch.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Kotowboy on November 13, 2013, 01:47:33 PM
I make cookies and coffee for Santa then have them myself because there is no Santa.  :hat
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Prog Snob on November 13, 2013, 01:55:11 PM

Forget that tubby bitch. He gets the milk and cookies. I get the wings and beer.


But the quote was "lay down our lunch for the Claus". So if it's your lunch, then it has to be what you eat for lunch.

But it's not the lyric so my lunch was ramen noodle.   :P
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on November 13, 2013, 02:08:50 PM
I make cookies and coffee for Santa then have them myself because there is no Santa.  :hat

A perfectly legitimate excuse to enjoy cookies and coffee.  :tup
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on November 13, 2013, 02:22:57 PM
I make cookies and coffee for Santa then have them myself because there is no Santa.  :hat

.. Wat?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on November 13, 2013, 02:30:20 PM
I make cookies and coffee for Santa then have them myself because there is no Santa.  :hat

You spoiled it for everyone. :tdwn
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on November 13, 2013, 02:53:56 PM
I make cookies and coffee for Santa then have them myself because there is no Santa.  :hat
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkduqrvjg1qj9qhto1_500.gif)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Kotowboy on November 13, 2013, 04:55:53 PM
I make cookies and coffee for Santa then have them myself because there is no Santa.  :hat
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkduqrvjg1qj9qhto1_500.gif)

GET OUT !

Which episode is that ? :)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on November 13, 2013, 06:22:27 PM
IDK, I was just looking for a gif of "Get OUT!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: CharlieDominietzsche on November 13, 2013, 06:47:40 PM
I make cookies and coffee for Santa then have them myself because there is no Santa.  :hat

Anyone seen the Chaos In Motion easter eggs?

(http://i.imgur.com/0mykktr.jpg)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Prog Snob on November 13, 2013, 07:18:54 PM
I make cookies and coffee for Santa then have them myself because there is no Santa.  :hat
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpkduqrvjg1qj9qhto1_500.gif)

GET OUT !

Which episode is that ? :)

Soup Nazi?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on November 18, 2013, 11:32:32 PM
"No more embrace"

Every time :D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on November 25, 2013, 07:10:42 PM
"A higher dose a chief prescribes."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on November 26, 2013, 05:13:44 AM
"A higher dose a chief prescribes."

I swear he sings “A higher dose that she prescribes."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Viking of the Sagas on November 26, 2013, 08:51:13 AM
I always hear it "A higher dosa-GEE prescribes"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Marion Crane on November 26, 2013, 10:16:49 AM
" We run to your Nintendo ".

That is hilarious  :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Öxölklöfför on November 26, 2013, 11:15:59 AM
So many on the new album

"These suffocating mammaries are etched upon my mind"
"You're digging up a coal mine"
"Shit your light on me"
"I am finding courage in my darkest owl"
"With clarity on the horizon"
"The river's curry slowly turns the stone"
"We cry with heavy hand"
"March for the kingdom"
"No more embrace"

Enunciate, damnit, LaBrie!  :lol

Suffocating man-breeze.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sycsa on November 26, 2013, 12:11:24 PM
"You're digging up a coal mine"
"With clarity on the horizon"

Wow, I was sure those two were legit:
Funny you chose that part, JP's little flutter under "clarity on the horizon" is one of my favorite bits and stood out even during the first listen.
:lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: d-tailer on November 26, 2013, 06:51:54 PM
So many on the new album

"These suffocating mammaries are etched upon my mind"
"You're digging up a coal mine"
"Shit your light on me"
"I am finding courage in my darkest owl"
"With clarity on the horizon"
"The river's curry slowly turns the stone"
"We cry with heavy hand"
"March for the kingdom"
"No more embrace"

Enunciate, damnit, LaBrie!  :lol

Are you suggesting that James should express his bowels and consonance more emphatically?   :coolio
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Viking of the Sagas on November 26, 2013, 09:31:41 PM
"Clarity on the horizon" actually sounds like it could even be a real piece of lyric. I always thought that was the real thing to be honest  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Lucien on November 26, 2013, 09:44:09 PM
I don't know what you guys are talking about, the lyrics in the liner notes go like this:

Through the gift of surrender
I'm embracing the fight
Breaking the code
There's clarity on the horizon
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Viking of the Sagas on November 26, 2013, 10:34:36 PM
exactly
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: rumborak on December 01, 2013, 05:02:20 AM
Chicken blood on every stone
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: kingshmegland on December 01, 2013, 06:12:20 AM
Rumbo, a must watch.  Chicken Musket.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QTS8Ige-xA
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheAtliator on December 06, 2013, 09:37:39 AM
I am not a mortal, I am just a man.


 ??? ??? ??? :( :mehlin :mehlin  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Joshin U on December 13, 2013, 07:41:05 AM
I am not a mortal, I am just a man.


 ??? ??? ??? :( :mehlin :mehlin  :facepalm:

That's STILL what I hear every time. I have to forcibly remind myself that it's "immortal" on every listen.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MonagFam on December 16, 2013, 12:41:43 PM
"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War

Guilty
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MonagFam on December 17, 2013, 10:22:46 PM
6:00 --

"...And nobody knows what they want. Till they finally let it all go"
"...And nobody knows what they want. Till they find the little girl"

In fairness, I never thought that's what he said, it's just what I hear when I listen to it.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Octavarious on December 19, 2013, 12:39:51 AM
Not focused listening....
1.
When there it's violets
Tonight is a wank
But if they are too soft then
There dies the silence, man

Or

2.
I stare as cool as eel

There are many more indeed - you already picked up most of them

Even song titles might be misleading
What about
I mind b-side itself
?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: liran95 on December 19, 2013, 01:37:45 AM
In BTV the "Please don't walk away" sounds like "Please don't find a way".
When I first heard it, I was like - Waaatt?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: The Stray Seed on December 19, 2013, 03:43:49 AM
"No more embrace"

Every time :D

This!!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on December 19, 2013, 03:12:25 PM
"You are caught up in your gravity,
Glorifying stallion..."

Later...

"You are caught up in Monopoly..."

Later still...

"Glorifying magnets..."
 ~ The Looking Glass
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on December 19, 2013, 04:51:03 PM
All hail the magnets!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on December 19, 2013, 06:06:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvmvxAcT_Yc
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheAtliator on December 19, 2013, 09:06:32 PM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: bl5150 on December 19, 2013, 09:22:10 PM
Haha - I'd heard of those guys but never bothered to check em out.

That song Miracles might just be the only rap/hip hop song I've ever liked.  ;D  :P  Thanks Grizz :tup
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: nicbor87 on December 20, 2013, 04:53:23 AM
So many on the new album

"These suffocating mammaries are etched upon my mind"


This titty, it calls to me
decadent scenes from my maaaammary..
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on December 20, 2013, 06:41:30 AM
This titty, it calls to me
decadent scenes from my maaaammary..
:lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on December 20, 2013, 07:57:57 PM
So many on the new album

"These suffocating mammaries are etched upon my mind"


This titty, it calls to me
decadent scenes from my maaaammary..
Help, he's my brother, but I fucked her
I can't keep away from her touch
Conception
Dishonor

.

Okay, at least one of those changes was MP live.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ToT-147 on December 22, 2013, 10:30:18 PM
I just have a doubt about one word on the latest album that I'm almost sure it's mistyped: on TBP, the part "Better to try and fail then to never try at all".. Leaving aside the fact that James doesn't seem to sing that final "at all" (an "oh, oh" is all I hear), my doubt it's about that "then"... It's not supposed to be "than" instead?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheAtliator on December 22, 2013, 11:32:40 PM
Lol did they really use the wrong then/than?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: mikemangioy on December 23, 2013, 07:26:30 AM
i hear in Prophet's of war everytime:

maybe we'll forgive
fucking americans
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sycsa on December 23, 2013, 08:26:17 AM
i hear in Prophet's of war everytime:

maybe we'll forgive
fucking americans
:rollin
Now I'll never unhear that.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: DTFANATIC on December 23, 2013, 09:11:49 AM
"Pull Me Under, Nothing!" "Living my life to washing the sun" - Pull Me Under

Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ToT-147 on December 24, 2013, 08:45:07 AM
Lol did they really use the wrong then/than?

Yeah.. At least I got this:

https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/yourphotos?pid=5960983846969996578&oid=108391787091103912683
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on December 24, 2013, 07:42:03 PM
At least it's not completely butchered like Stargazer (at least on my edition of Rising)
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: AngelBack on December 26, 2013, 04:09:10 PM
Sucking on his pipe, just did my taxes.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zook on December 26, 2013, 04:09:57 PM
take all of me
lucky stars
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheAtliator on December 26, 2013, 04:12:11 PM
And began to f*ck it. Why you try to be so close?

on LALP
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on December 26, 2013, 04:13:51 PM
The Glass Prison:

"Fuck him, on my knees and pray"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on December 26, 2013, 06:26:31 PM
The Glass Prison:

"Fuck him, on my knees and pray"
Thy will be done... hard
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on December 27, 2013, 09:47:41 PM
This is my favorite part of Don't Look Past Me, but honestly, the first few times I heard it, I could not understand what the hell he was singing to save my life. This is what I heard for the longest time:

"I don't need 1000 reasons
when someone starts to cry,
when someone says my heart needs lifting,
then it's called home
it's called hoooome!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on December 28, 2013, 09:22:13 PM
This is my favorite part of Don't Look Past Me, but honestly, the first few times I heard it, I could not understand what the hell he was singing to save my life. This is what I heard for the longest time:

"I don't need 1000 reasons
when someone starts to cry,
when someone says my heart needs lifting,
then it's called home
it's called hoooome!"

I was about to correct you on those lyrics before remembering what thread this is. :rollin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Hourglass Prison on December 30, 2013, 11:08:36 AM
For the longest time my girlfriend thought the words "Hellish dream" from TDEN were, "Hairless dream".
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ZKX-2099 on December 30, 2013, 12:37:27 PM
Shes hinting for you to shave your junk.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Hourglass Prison on December 31, 2013, 01:40:03 PM
Thanks?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: nicbor87 on January 04, 2014, 04:02:30 PM
Another one from TDEN (LALP):

"Restless Krauts draw near.."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: LCArenas on January 05, 2014, 06:40:33 PM
TCOT: "I prey the hen by candy lights"
Innocence Faded: "Sharing Fleshlight in Vacations"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: davidolson22 on January 05, 2014, 07:34:31 PM

"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War


That isn't the lyrics? I honestly have no idea what he's saying there if that's not it.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: LCArenas on January 05, 2014, 08:03:21 PM

"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War


That isn't the lyrics? I honestly have no idea what he's saying there if that's not it.
"Debate this fight it's just cause"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: davidolson22 on January 06, 2014, 07:56:03 AM

"Debate this faggots just cause" - Prophets of War


That isn't the lyrics? I honestly have no idea what he's saying there if that's not it.
"Debate this fight it's just cause"

Wow, he slurs the heck out of that.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Benedettosoxfan on January 06, 2014, 05:46:04 PM
From In the Presence of Enemies:
"Fight! Fight in the story until you can't take anymore!"
and
"High churches! Might I see! High churches I am just! Four eyes, beak! Of the beast! That lives in all of us!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: MonagFam on January 16, 2014, 11:37:56 AM
Last night I was listening to a cover of a DT song on YouTube.  I think it was "As I Am," but at any  rate, the singer was Swedish, and I'm pretty sure (despite some 'Dos for Those type pronunciations) that I understood him more clearly than JLB.   ;D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Zyzzyva17 on January 16, 2014, 12:18:28 PM
A minor one, but in BMUBMD, I always hear the line "Your iconic fixation" as "You're a chronic fixation."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evermind on January 16, 2014, 12:34:47 PM
I always hear "You're a corny fixation".
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on January 16, 2014, 08:31:04 PM
"Boneless power, midnight hour..."
-About to Crash
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: rumborak on February 20, 2014, 03:29:07 PM
There's no salvation for a salty bread
- Behind the Veil
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on February 20, 2014, 04:24:04 PM
There's no salvation for a salty bread
- Behind the Veil

:rollin I used to think it was "for us all depraved", which enunciation-wise is similar.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Dirty30 on February 21, 2014, 12:57:32 AM
SDOIT  - The Test that Stumped them All

Are: To save him from himself...

I hear: Go Fuck Yourself.   :yarr


Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on March 11, 2014, 07:25:55 PM
This could be unique to the boot I'm listening to (2010-7-10, non GDT source with a bit of EQ), but:

Home: "Sorrow, Eternity, potatoes are coming to droooowwwwwwn me"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: vbrodrigues95 on March 11, 2014, 08:16:49 PM
At the beggining of OTBOA, 0:02, I really don't know if it's an effect or what, but I ALWAYS listen to some shriek ridiculous voice saying "always could be you, oh" repeatedly. I fucking hate that I hear this  :lol . Still love the song though.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on March 11, 2014, 08:59:46 PM
Try listening to it again, most people hear "Scooby Dooby Doo!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Invisible on March 12, 2014, 01:05:26 AM
"I can't keep away from her crotch!"
- Home

Can't unhear it! :facepalm:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: djbj on March 12, 2014, 10:21:10 PM
From The Bigger Picture - "Would you take me out for lunch" instead of "Would you talk me off the ledge"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: mikemangioy on March 13, 2014, 06:56:50 AM
from POW:
Instead of "Pray they will forgive, forgive our innocence"
I hear
"Maybe they'll forget, fucking americans"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: GasparXR on March 13, 2014, 09:48:43 AM
from POW:
Instead of "Pray they will forgive, forgive our innocence"
I hear
"Maybe they'll forget, fucking americans"

:rollin Cannot be unheard. I'm glad JLB didn't get kicked out of the band for that. :hat

Also, I thought it was "forgive our arrogance?"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ben_Jamin on March 13, 2014, 10:53:47 AM
from POW:
Instead of "Pray they will forgive, forgive our innocence"
I hear
"Maybe they'll forget, fucking americans"

:rollin Cannot be unheard. I'm glad JLB didn't get kicked out of the band for that. :hat

Also, I thought it was "forgive our arrogance?"

It is "Forgive our Arrogance"

But I hear "Pray they will forgive, fuck it our arrogance."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: XB0BX on March 13, 2014, 06:46:54 PM
know the joy of life
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sacul on March 13, 2014, 10:35:01 PM
You’re digging up a gold mine cold mind.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on March 14, 2014, 03:01:50 AM
I still hear "coal" mine. And I still sing that every time on purpose because that would be better lyrics.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on March 19, 2014, 09:03:16 AM
from POW:
Instead of "Pray they will forgive, forgive our innocence"
I hear
"Maybe they'll forget, fucking americans"

:rollin Cannot be unheard. I'm glad JLB didn't get kicked out of the band for that. :hat

Also, I thought it was "forgive our arrogance?"

It is "Forgive our Arrogance"

But I hear "Pray they will forgive, fuck it our arrogance."

I always hear "Pray they will forgive, forgive all 'mericans" :justjen:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: rumborak on May 20, 2014, 07:48:24 PM
9:00 into Sacrificed Sons: "God I'm high".
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlobVanDam on May 20, 2014, 10:28:45 PM
9:00 into Sacrificed Sons: "God I'm high".


I'm a steak!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: robwebster on May 21, 2014, 12:22:50 AM
Will mankind be a steak?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Nearmyth on May 21, 2014, 02:20:41 PM
For the longest time I thought the "Build! Me! Up!" part after the chorus of BMUBMD was just "Burn! Burn! Burn!"  :\ Idk

God I'm high I'm a steak is gold
 
From Pull Me Under "I'll take seven lives for one, and then my only father's son"
I hear "I'll take seven ass for one, and then my only foreign son"

"All I can feel is honor and spite, all I can do is set it right"
I hear "All I can feel is order and spite, all I can do is celebrate!"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sir Walrus Cauliflower on May 21, 2014, 06:03:57 PM
From ACoS.
Original: "Viciousness and subtlety"
I heard: "Viciousness and solitude" (I have no idea)

Original: "With nothing fulfilled"
I heard: "With nothing for feel"

Original: "Utopia high in the sky"
I heard: "You took me up high in the sky"

From HTF
Original: "How can you ever sleep a wink at night"
I heard: "How can you ever sleep awake at night" (This made no sense to me)

Original: "Chauvinistic, heartless, selfish, cold"
I heard: "Show them his stick, heartless, selfish, CONE"

From TLG
Original: "I would not expect you felt alone in standing north"
I heard: "I would not expect you failed to notice standing Nord"

From IT
Original: "You'll never know that you're alive"
I heard: "You'll never know the jouren life" (I though he just mispronounced "joy in"...)

And obviously the ones from Voices...
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Nearmyth on May 21, 2014, 08:16:00 PM
From ACoS.
Original: "With nothing fulfilled"
I heard: "With nothing for feel"

I always heard this too! Thought I was the only one
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Invisible on May 22, 2014, 05:21:35 AM

From TLG
Original: "I would not expect you felt alone in standing north"
I heard: "I would not expect you failed to notice standing Nord"
I heard "I would not expect you felt an understanding noise" :facepalm:

Also on To Live Forever
"I'd offer some change for a garlic bread!"

"My heart never wants me to sleep"

"As long as I have to dye and be a tent"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ToT-147 on May 22, 2014, 06:30:43 AM
From TLG
Original: "I would not expect you felt alone in standing north"
I heard: "I would not expect you failed to notice standing Nord"

In fact he says: "I would not expect you felt unnoticed and ignored".. Double misheard..  :biggrin:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on May 22, 2014, 07:11:27 AM
ACOS: "I was blinded by a pair of dice"

Beyond This Life: "Standing by her was Amen"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sir Walrus Cauliflower on May 22, 2014, 07:24:17 AM
From TLG
Original: "I would not expect you felt alone in standing north"
I heard: "I would not expect you failed to notice standing Nord"

In fact he says: "I would not expect you felt unnoticed and ignored".. Double misheard..  :biggrin:

 :omg: :omg: :omg:

Time to go suggest about 15 corrections to lyric websites that have this wrong. I have been trying to figure how that made sense  ever since I first lookd the lyrics up.

Side note: How do I use the exploding head emoticon?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: rumborak on May 22, 2014, 09:14:04 AM
Cheese sticks every day, now I'm spoiled beyond my wildest dreams.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on May 22, 2014, 09:22:35 AM
Take the Time:
"I've had my fair share of shat bricks."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Another_Won on May 22, 2014, 09:26:09 AM
From TLG
Original: "I would not expect you felt alone in standing north"
I heard: "I would not expect you failed to notice standing Nord"

In fact he says: "I would not expect you felt unnoticed and ignored".. Double misheard..  :biggrin:

 :omg: :omg: :omg:

Time to go suggest about 15 corrections to lyric websites that have this wrong. I have been trying to figure how that made sense  ever since I first lookd the lyrics up.

Side note: How do I use the exploding head emoticon?

 :lol I looked up the lyrics when it first came out online before the release.  I was singing, " . . . alone in standing north" with feeling and enthusiasm until I actually got the CD and found out the correct lyrics.  I still hear the incorrect lyrics every time :facepalm:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sir Walrus Cauliflower on May 22, 2014, 09:45:45 AM
I even have the CD, i just didn't look at the lyric book because I didn't feel like opening it a second time. I have been singing that very enthusiastically for about 7 months now.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on June 01, 2014, 01:44:29 PM
Take the Time:
"I've had my fair share of shat bricks."

I always heard, "Need a new force, new love, new wave."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on June 01, 2014, 08:59:32 PM
Take the Time:
"I've had my fair share of shat bricks."

I always heard, "Need a new force, new love, new wave."
New voice, new lawn, new wig
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on June 06, 2014, 06:22:02 AM
So I was listening to The Dark Eternal Night yesterday, and I thought about the lyrics, and I thought to myself, wouldn't it make more sense if the lyrics actually said, "Climbing endless stairs, leading to the choking room."

Then it dawned on me, I've been hearing it wrong, this whole time.

Until yesterday, I was convinced that the actual lyrics were, "Blinding endless stares, leading to the choking room."  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sir Walrus Cauliflower on June 06, 2014, 06:37:18 AM
Thanks to that TBP analysis thread, I found out the lyrics are "if the candle lights this crooked path" rather than "cricket path"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Progalot on June 07, 2014, 08:27:19 PM
What is if time disappears?
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on June 08, 2014, 01:43:40 AM
What is if time disappears?

I forget what the actual lyric is, lol. That's what I always hear.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: RoeDent on June 08, 2014, 02:02:40 AM
What is if time disappears?

I forget what the actual lyric is, lol. That's what I always hear.

"One as if time disappears."

You decide between yourselves which one makes more sense...
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: McNugg on June 08, 2014, 02:18:13 AM
"There is no Raisin to live forever"

I literally can't hear the song any other way...
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: DT_1928 on June 09, 2014, 09:51:38 AM
LITS:

"Living comes much easier, once we have left Rhode Island"

Still hear it sometimes if i'm not paying attention!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on June 09, 2014, 03:22:44 PM
The cycle's nest of hatred slips away
When temptation brings me to my knees, an alleged train of strength
Hear "me" for "me" is my soul; I'm Learning to Live
Listening to the city, whispering its violence, I said I'm watching from above
Once again we dance in the clouds and time a-slip away
Once we touch we send a loan
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: aprilethereal on June 12, 2014, 12:07:22 AM
In the first verse of TSF:

"Honest to see my face
Open to runaways"

Instead of

"Honest to see my place
Open to other ways"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheGreatPretender on July 25, 2014, 04:07:54 PM
Only today did I realize that in ITNOG, he sings, "Straight is the path, leading to your salvation."

What I always used to hear was:

"Stray is the path, leading to your salvation"

Which kind of makes sense, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: TheAtliator on November 17, 2014, 02:53:45 PM
Sometimes in live versions: "To those who understand, why extend my hand?"

Kinda changes the meaning  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: abrandnewname on November 19, 2014, 12:02:37 AM
In Scarred, I always thought James was singing "Leaving this sauce behind" instead of "Leaving their distrust behind".
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: RoeDent on November 19, 2014, 03:18:17 AM
LITS:

"Living comes much easier, once we have left Rhode Island"

Still hear it sometimes if i'm not paying attention!

This just made me laugh so much!  :rollin :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on November 19, 2014, 08:37:31 PM
Sometimes in live versions: "To those who understand, why extend my hand?"

Kinda changes the meaning  :lol
He used to say "WAI" a lot live. Makes for great changes.
"Why walk beside you, wherever you are?"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on June 10, 2015, 10:11:46 AM
In the Name of God - 6:28

"Lettuce of us - to their death"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Sacul on June 13, 2015, 12:57:47 AM
I stalk behind you...
Wherever you are
No matter how far
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: 425 on June 13, 2015, 10:44:15 PM
You know, I don't know if I've ever shared this. If I have, oh well. I hear this almost every time, in Blind Faith:

"I still put my shoes on
With or without you"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Grizz on June 14, 2015, 03:16:55 AM
I never bet
My emotion
My person all restrung

I never lost
My devotion
But some will fake with fiiiire
...
I show you my hands
You don't see the scars
Maybe I'll lick meh hairy bum!
...
Give upon measure "E"
Turn your back on dissent
Leaving the sauce behind
Wash your hands of regret
...
My soul exposed
with coffee tonight and a whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale
---
Behind the disguise
There's something Terry man-i-tude!
...
He fell into an emo way, she had to let him down, she said "I can't love a white woman!"
...
Sorrow, eternity
My day lungs are coming to drown me!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wasteland on June 14, 2015, 03:29:00 AM
I just canceled myself, I feel him like I'm going out of Mahler...
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Cedar redaC on June 14, 2015, 08:25:38 AM
Cowards for Salvation,
Running Lemon Face!!!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: wizard of Thought on June 15, 2015, 02:42:04 PM
I show you my hands
You don't see the scars
Maybe I'll lick meh hairy bum!

I always hear "You don`t see the skies" on this part. xD
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: matthewmatt on June 22, 2016, 12:05:38 AM
Maybe this one has been already mentioned, but my favourite one:

Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from an Italian Restaurant

"Our pizza travelled faaaaar..."
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evai on September 15, 2016, 09:15:01 AM
"Strike up your best X-Rated posture, whoaaaah! Lego sets are awesome! Lets not forget my lego set! What, my hairs a-filthy. Now I'm dating barry, yeah"

This is what I hear when listening to Just Let Me Breathe, I don't wanna look up the actual lyrics since I like the idea of Lego-obssesed Labrie
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BlackInk on September 15, 2016, 09:21:07 AM
Haha, that's a really good one.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ToT-147 on September 16, 2016, 10:17:25 PM
Some from TA:

"My brother Gabriel is all the hope we giiiiiiive..."

"I'll plan to return well disguised
Make sure that I'm not recognized
To mow your single eyes"

"Through crowded streets
This quiet hooded stranger makes her... move"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Scottjf8 on January 11, 2018, 02:21:45 PM
Am I the only one who thought, in TDEN, he said "The ultimate god of a rotting creation" I thought he said "erotic creation."

Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evai on January 11, 2018, 03:49:10 PM
Nope, but I'm the only one who thought he said "And fight for the vanishing" instead of "And frightfully vanishing"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Ninjabait on January 11, 2018, 07:42:56 PM
Am I the only one who thought, in TDEN, he said "The ultimate god of a rotting creation" I thought he said "erotic creation."

...wait, that's not the lyric? That's what I thought it was for years. I thought it was weird because I never really associated Gnarly Thot Step with any sort of eroticism or sexuality or anything like that but I just chalked it up to a "Lovecraftism" or something like that. Rotting creation makes slightly more sense, even though "ultimate god of a rotting creation" sounds like it was pulled from Death Metal Mad Libs LyricsTM.

Aside from that, "ever deadly suicide" (instead of "evidently suicide") from Beyond This Life and "with nothing for feel" (instead of "nothing fulfilled") from A Change of Seasons.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: gzarruk on January 11, 2018, 07:55:41 PM
"Victoria watches and hopefully smiles" :D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pragmaticcircus on January 11, 2018, 10:39:18 PM
"Trapped inside this new millennium, Trapped inside this new millennium"



How many times must I Live out this nightmare, I Can't wait until Octavarium"


 :mehlin
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pragmaticcircus on January 11, 2018, 10:41:52 PM
"To the devil I command, take me as I am"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Fritzinger on January 12, 2018, 01:23:31 PM
Hope this hasn't been mentioned already

"A grass erection
for the farting man"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evai on January 12, 2018, 01:43:40 PM
Untie these strings, I'm climbing down!
I won't let them push me around!

My mind tends to expect things that rhyme  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ToT-147 on January 14, 2018, 05:38:46 AM
Am I the only one who thought, in TDEN, he said "The ultimate god of a rotting creation" I thought he said "erotic creation."

...wait, that's not the lyric? That's what I thought it was for years. I thought it was weird because I never really associated Gnarly Thot Step with any sort of eroticism or sexuality or anything like that but I just chalked it up to a "Lovecraftism" or something like that.

What's Gnarly Thot Step?.. :huh:

Hope this hasn't been mentioned already

"A grass erection
for the farting man"

I can't think of the original lyrics for this one.. :justjen
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Fritzinger on January 14, 2018, 12:27:57 PM
Am I the only one who thought, in TDEN, he said "The ultimate god of a rotting creation" I thought he said "erotic creation."

...wait, that's not the lyric? That's what I thought it was for years. I thought it was weird because I never really associated Gnarly Thot Step with any sort of eroticism or sexuality or anything like that but I just chalked it up to a "Lovecraftism" or something like that.

What's Gnarly Thot Step?.. :huh:

Hope this hasn't been mentioned already

"A grass erection
for the farting man"

I can't think of the original lyrics for this one.. :justjen

In The Presence Of Enemies Part 1
"A resurrection
For a fallen man"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ToT-147 on January 16, 2018, 04:39:06 PM
Ah, hahaa.. Thanks!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pragmaticcircus on January 24, 2018, 04:33:52 PM
In ANTR, I always here it as "It's a miracle he lived, it's depressing no one died"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Fritzinger on January 24, 2018, 11:36:46 PM
In ANTR, I always here it as "It's a miracle he lived, it's depressing no one died"

Speaking of ANTR:
A flawless new bikini
Eclipsed by tragedy
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pragmaticcircus on January 25, 2018, 02:06:37 AM
In ANTR, I always here it as "It's a miracle he lived, it's depressing no one died"

Speaking of ANTR:
A flawless new bikini
Eclipsed by tragedy

Woah, that's a good one!  ;D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pragmaticcircus on January 25, 2018, 02:08:00 AM
TGOM:

I still hear it like this   :millahhhh

"we are living day to day, forced to beg and lie in shit"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evai on January 25, 2018, 06:59:10 AM
On that note, I will forever hear "Shit your light on me! (Shit your light on me)" . The Bigger Picture is forever unlistenable
 
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Pragmaticcircus on January 25, 2018, 03:46:26 PM
On that note, I will forever hear "Shit your light on me! (Shit your light on me)" . The Bigger Picture is forever unlistenable

Holy hell you're right, now I won't ever be able to hear shed again  :facepalm:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: genome on January 26, 2018, 07:57:22 AM
Build Me Up, Break Me Down:

"You crave my erotic behaviour"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: zappafrank2112 on February 17, 2018, 10:47:01 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if this has been mentioned somewhere deep in this thread, and it's really not a case of misheard as it is misinterpreted, but I can't not hear James sing "My sun's not so bright" from ACoS without thinking, "somewhere out there is someone who thinks James is singing 'My SON's not so bright.'"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evai on February 22, 2018, 01:46:39 AM
'I've got a son, I've got a wife...'

'But my sons not so bright!'

Another idea for a DT parody vid I'll never make  ;D
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: LCArenas on February 22, 2018, 09:23:36 AM
In Beneath the Surface:
"Tired bones beneath a veil, of guarded secrets all too frail"
I always heard it as
"Tired bones beneath the veil, of guarded secrets of two friends"

Which always prompted me to think the song was about Mike Portnoy.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: DT1138 on March 04, 2018, 05:22:11 PM
My personal best for hearing something completely wrong was the first time I heard "Forsaken". 

I got Systematic Chaos from Best Buy, got home, threw the disc straight into the player without reading the booklet or anything and let it go as I was cleaning the room I was in.

The first time I heard the chorus I thought they were saying "For Satan!".  I was like WTF, am I hearing that right??  Then I opened up the booklet.

Oh right, it's "Forsaken".....hah.
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: gzarruk on March 04, 2018, 06:11:30 PM
My personal best for hearing something completely wrong was the first time I heard "Forsaken". 

I got Systematic Chaos from Best Buy, got home, threw the disc straight into the player without reading the booklet or anything and let it go as I was cleaning the room I was in.

The first time I heard the chorus I thought they were saying "For Satan!".  I was like WTF, am I hearing that right??  Then I opened up the booklet.

Oh right, it's "Forsaken".....hah.

 :rollin DT goes full black metal
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BeardedGentlemanHistorian on March 06, 2018, 07:32:28 AM
"I'll take seven lives for one
And then my only father's son
As sure as I ever did love him
I am not afraid"



What I heard the first time I heard the song:
"I'll take seven lives for one
And then my only father's son
As sure as I ever did love him
I am not a freak"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ToT-147 on March 11, 2018, 01:22:30 PM
My personal best for hearing something completely wrong was the first time I heard "Forsaken". 

I got Systematic Chaos from Best Buy, got home, threw the disc straight into the player without reading the booklet or anything and let it go as I was cleaning the room I was in.

The first time I heard the chorus I thought they were saying "For Satan!".  I was like WTF, am I hearing that right??  Then I opened up the booklet.

Oh right, it's "Forsaken".....hah.

 :lol Never heard it before, but now let's see if I can unhear it..

PS: giiiiiive your cellphone to me..!!
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: BeardedGentlemanHistorian on March 11, 2018, 05:47:17 PM
The first time I heard lost Not Forgotten I thought James said, "An 'effin novel no one's read".

Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ? on March 27, 2018, 12:33:34 PM
Just listened to The Glass Prison today:

Correct: "Blackout, loss of control"
Misheard: "I've got no birth control"
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: IDontNotDoThings on April 29, 2018, 05:15:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN2uQGV_jLo






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Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Mladen on April 30, 2018, 07:25:32 AM
That was very funny.  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: Evai on April 30, 2018, 03:01:17 PM
It's funnier when you listen to the song and realise it's not a misheard lyric... He is actually saying chair, not 'yeah'  :lol
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: lucasembarbosa on May 01, 2018, 06:27:35 AM
It's funnier when you listen to the song and realise it's not a misheard lyric... He is actually saying chair, not 'yeah'  :lol
Is he?  :huh:
Title: Re: Misheard DT Lyrics
Post by: ToT-147 on May 01, 2018, 10:37:28 AM
It's funnier when you listen to the song and realise it's not a misheard lyric... He is actually saying chair, not 'yeah'  :lol
Is he?  :huh:

Nah..