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Title: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: TheLordOfTheStrings on December 18, 2011, 09:05:37 PM: ..then I'm leaving the forum.
This chick kicks some serious ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liAROlu1WFI&feature=related
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: FlyingBIZKIT on December 18, 2011, 09:09:19 PM: Leave.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Dark Castle on December 18, 2011, 09:10:43 PM: That's nice and all but bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEBmZ6maVhE&feature=related
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Sigz on December 18, 2011, 09:11:55 PM: I can't imagine ever having a boner to anything Pantera related.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: dethklok09 on December 18, 2011, 09:14:59 PM: nah i mean, idk i just don't really like pantera all that much at all. and the girl is ok, she's not supah hot and all. I mean if i want to get a boner i'm going to just listen to brand new or something man.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Implode on December 18, 2011, 09:17:42 PM: Quote from: Dark Castle on December 18, 2011, 09:10:43 PM
That's nice and all but bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEBmZ6maVhE&feature=related

It sounds like she's rushing the cymbals.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Dark Castle on December 18, 2011, 09:18:30 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: lonestar on December 18, 2011, 10:08:43 PM: Quote from: Dark Castle on December 18, 2011, 09:18:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.

I haz boner!!!
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: MykeHavoc on December 18, 2011, 10:29:08 PM: Both are good players, but neither are boner inducing. The latter is playing is heals, though. Mad props.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: MetalJunkie on December 18, 2011, 10:52:29 PM: Quote from: TheLordOfTheStrings on December 18, 2011, 09:05:37 PM
..then I'm leaving the forum.
This chick kicks some serious ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liAROlu1WFI&feature=related
Looks like Sarah Silverman got addicted to coke.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: bout to crash on December 18, 2011, 10:53:20 PM: um

*looks down*

Sorry. Peace out.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Implode on December 18, 2011, 11:05:16 PM: Then what's up with the text under your avatar? Sorry, babe, but that's false advertising.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: bout to crash on December 18, 2011, 11:12:04 PM: :lol

It means my avatar provides instant erections for those capable of such a thing.

Duh.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: The King in Crimson on December 19, 2011, 12:04:42 AM: Quote from: Dark Castle on December 18, 2011, 09:18:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.
Whatever the opposite of a boner is, I just got that.

Forever.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Fuzzboy on December 19, 2011, 12:14:12 AM: Quote from: Dark Castle on December 18, 2011, 09:18:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.

(https://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn115/sydanyo/1324272738241.jpg)
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Jirpo on December 19, 2011, 12:26:23 AM: :lol :lol at fuzz
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Elite on December 19, 2011, 12:27:18 AM: Quote from: Sigz on December 18, 2011, 09:11:55 PM
I can't imagine ever having a boner to anything Pantera related.

I dislike Pantera.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: rumborak on December 19, 2011, 01:27:06 AM: The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

rumborak
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: lonestar on December 19, 2011, 01:54:42 AM: You guys got me looking up female drummers, and I found this. Granted she is a famous professional musician, but damn she kicks ass!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQu2XwipenA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQu2XwipenA)
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Accelerando on December 19, 2011, 02:10:49 AM: Meytal also does a cover of Pull Me Under

https://youtu.be/8hx_YU9m7nI
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: wolfking on December 19, 2011, 04:14:08 AM: Quote from: Dark Castle on December 18, 2011, 09:18:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdKDmD093s

If this doesn't give you a boner, I don't know what will.

This video is all sorts of win.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on December 19, 2011, 09:48:33 AM: I've seen Pantera twice.
I was hard both shows.
It served me well in the pits.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: MykeHavoc on December 19, 2011, 10:18:59 AM: Quote from: rumborak on December 19, 2011, 01:27:06 AM
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

rumborak

See, I find this more attractive. This girl is playing something much more complex with greater dynamic range.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Dimitrius on December 19, 2011, 10:19:44 AM: Quote from: rumborak on December 19, 2011, 01:27:06 AM
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

rumborak
Now THIS gave me a boner.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Jaq on December 19, 2011, 10:30:10 AM: I remember when the first girl playing Pull Me Under was linked over on the DT side here.

Pretty sure every other girl in this thread got linked there too. The one playing the fusion song has mad skills though :D
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: TempusVox on December 19, 2011, 11:32:17 AM: Meh...THIS WOMAN however is all kinds of awesome drummer sexiness to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuNEHbvC-Ew&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsiH-qsbgCs&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KldT9JIQAWI&feature=related
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: jsem on December 19, 2011, 11:34:55 AM: Quote from: rumborak on December 19, 2011, 01:27:06 AM
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

rumborak
I agree with this. And the music is far more interesting than Pantera in this clip tbh.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: rumborak on December 19, 2011, 11:44:44 AM: Quote from: Dimitrius on December 19, 2011, 10:19:44 AM
Quote from: rumborak on December 19, 2011, 01:27:06 AM
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

rumborak
Now THIS gave me a boner.

This one by her is also really good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_jOPOBlJ3I&feature=youtube_gdata_player

rumborak
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: antigoon on December 19, 2011, 11:44:50 AM: video in the op made me feel uncomfortable
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: fadetoblackdude7 on December 19, 2011, 03:18:24 PM: Quote from: Dimitrius on December 19, 2011, 10:19:44 AM
Quote from: rumborak on December 19, 2011, 01:27:06 AM
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

rumborak
Now THIS gave me a boner.
Me too!
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: FlyingBIZKIT on December 19, 2011, 03:18:51 PM: Quote from: antigoon on December 19, 2011, 11:44:50 AM
video in the op made me feel uncomfortable

This, for some reason.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: snapple on December 19, 2011, 04:57:54 PM: (https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/personal/worship.jpg)
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Nekov on December 20, 2011, 04:28:20 AM: Quote from: Dimitrius on December 19, 2011, 10:19:44 AM
Quote from: rumborak on December 19, 2011, 01:27:06 AM
The thing is, they're good, but their drumming still looks belabored to me, so i always get the impression these videos only get passed around because it's a chick doing it.
The only female drummer i know that really knows what she's doing is Emanuelle Caplette:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrcFNl6GKRc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

And she's very pretty too, like naturally so, not all dolled up.

rumborak
Now THIS gave me a boner.

+1
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: TheLordOfTheStrings on December 20, 2011, 02:45:39 PM: xD
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: PuffyPat on December 20, 2011, 02:56:14 PM: None of the drumming is really that good to be honest, and that's all I really care about. Sure the ladies are nice looking and all, but if the drumming isn't amazing I'm not really gonna get anything from it.
Title: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: tjanuranus on December 20, 2011, 02:58:14 PM: (https://sternrate.com/files/GarytheRetard.jpg)
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: rumborak on December 20, 2011, 10:32:22 PM: Quote from: PuffyPat on December 20, 2011, 02:56:14 PM
None of the drumming is really that good to be honest, and that's all I really care about. Sure the ladies are nice looking and all, but if the drumming isn't amazing I'm not really gonna get anything from it.

o_O? Did you look at the video I posted? That is pretty damn good drumming, right there. She has endorsements left and right too.

rumborak
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Tick on December 21, 2011, 05:29:00 AM: (https://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii324/jawkjaw/lunacy/13242727382411-1.jpg)
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: EPICVIEW on January 13, 2012, 12:32:53 PM: Yes I fly at full staff...

gald she wass posted.. she is awesome..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2S_KIErBWc&feature=fvst
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: snapple on January 13, 2012, 12:38:44 PM: Mouth is too big, would not fuck.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Super Dude on January 13, 2012, 12:53:53 PM: Not a great face, but hey.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: EPICVIEW on January 13, 2012, 01:40:11 PM: Quote from: snapple on January 13, 2012, 12:38:44 PM
Mouth is too big, would not fuck.

Oh please... shes amazing.. great smile.. whats to not like? ,....really..........
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: rumborak on January 13, 2012, 01:54:02 PM: I find her pretty damn attractive, great face. Honestly though, that's kinda her shtick though; she's not a crazy good drummer, so she kinda "supplements" her performances with tank tops and torn jeans. And that's what's so refreshing about Emanuelle Caplette; yes she's pretty and there's the occasional video where she flaunts it. But in most videos she's just plain a phenomenal drummer. Who I would happen to have handle my stick any day.

rumborak
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: LudwigVan on January 13, 2012, 02:22:42 PM: I didn't even need to turn on my sound to enjoy that.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: chrisbDTM on January 13, 2012, 02:45:38 PM: looks: pretty good
drums: not that good

ill still watch though
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 02, 2012, 01:24:27 PM: I wanted to just make it more concise to have a single thread for us to all post clips of people we find attractive playing music we like but figured someone would just flame me with the obligatory *insert link of already-existing thread*-type post so here's a wonderful clip that should please gents and dykes alike :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxtRgu3pg2k&feature=related
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: TioJorge on February 02, 2012, 01:28:23 PM: DYKE, WHAT THE FUCK, FLOYD!? RESPECT ME.

The bass... it is squishing her boob. I wish to be the piece of that bass, softly pressing against her squishyness... Mmmm.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 02, 2012, 01:30:48 PM: Yeah, she's beyond dreamy. Chicks with that body type look so cute with long bangs and a ponytail.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Nick on February 02, 2012, 01:42:22 PM: Any credibility that chick had was gone the moment she started playing drums in a fucking corset. She's a decent drummer, but the only thing that keeps views and money coming in is that she's a hot chick. If I want to watch great drumming there are plenty of better drummers for me to watch, and if I want to see a hot chick there is plenty of video of that out there as well.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 02, 2012, 02:50:31 PM: Not her fault, just the meatheads that support her for her looks rather than talent. No one in their right mind would pass up easy money for a hobby they enjoy.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Ravenheart on February 02, 2012, 02:58:57 PM: There are women who play instruments?

WHOA BONER LOL I'M NOT GAY
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 02, 2012, 03:03:24 PM: Yes you are :eyebrows: :hearts:
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: mrjazzguitar on February 02, 2012, 03:34:49 PM: uhhh

TERRI LYNN CARRINGTON
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: MetalJunkie on February 04, 2012, 12:45:28 PM: She needs to stop smiling and looking at the camera. That makes it awkward. Drumming is not something that needs a stage presence like a frontman needs it.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 04, 2012, 12:58:07 PM: I sincerely apologize for being such an apologist for these goils but why are y'all so intent on criticizing them for such subtle and petty things. It's awesome for people to have joy and charisma in their playing.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: TioJorge on February 04, 2012, 01:01:00 PM: I was thinking the same.

NOT! THEY SHOULD PLAY WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED AND ONLY MOVE THEIR ARMS AND LEGS.

Now that I think about it that would be hilariously awesome to see. Except the woman should be naked. Because tits and drumsticks.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Jamesman42 on February 04, 2012, 01:02:08 PM: I wonder if she smiles that much when she is getting throttled.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Super Dude on February 04, 2012, 01:39:47 PM: Ladies and gentlemen, the point at which values for boner and shrinkage are exactly equal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReC0zAJZEWY&feature=relmfu
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: black_biff_stadler on February 04, 2012, 01:42:45 PM: Strictly rocking petrified sequoia here. DEM EYES, DEM TITS, DAT SILKY HAIR! Shrinkage=grounds for man card revocation.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: theseoafs on February 04, 2012, 01:44:01 PM: Quote from: Jamesman42 on February 04, 2012, 01:02:08 PM
I wonder if she smiles that much when she is getting throttled.
:lol
Quote from: Super Dude on February 04, 2012, 01:39:47 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the point at which values for boner and shrinkage are exactly equal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReC0zAJZEWY&feature=relmfu
:|
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Super Dude on February 04, 2012, 01:45:17 PM: Quote from: black_floyd on February 04, 2012, 01:42:45 PM
Strictly rocking petrified sequoia here. DEM EYES, DEM TITS, DAT SILKY HAIR! Shrinkage=grounds for man card revocation.

I would think the reason for shrinkage would be obvious and well justified in this case.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Jamesman42 on February 04, 2012, 01:52:16 PM: Meh, dem titties is perfect.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Adami on February 04, 2012, 04:16:26 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCyM6J7meU&feature=related

Give her a minute or so to warm up, then she gets pretty incredible.
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Super Dude on February 04, 2012, 05:48:37 PM: He's back!
Title: Re: If this doesn't give you a boner...
Post by: Rina on February 04, 2012, 11:19:15 PM: Quote from: Adami on February 04, 2012, 04:16:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRCyM6J7meU&feature=related

Give her a minute or so to warm up, then she gets pretty incredible.

THE DRUMS LIGHT UP.

:hefdaddy