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Title: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
Post by: 73109 on July 31, 2011, 06:51:25 PM
Yeah...check this shit out...
































































































































































































You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.
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Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on July 31, 2011, 06:53:49 PM
Not enough spaces in between. Got a big monitor.
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Post by: 73109 on July 31, 2011, 06:57:03 PM
Done.
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Post by: Pyroph on July 31, 2011, 06:58:45 PM
yeah


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Post by: chrisbDTM on July 31, 2011, 07:00:51 PM
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Post by: lonestar on July 31, 2011, 07:32:11 PM
Yeah...check this shit out...

*waste of 3 seconds of my life*

You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.

Meh, I was still able to fap to ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt(damn, finger stuck to the key).
Title: Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
Post by: Horatio on July 31, 2011, 07:56:04 PM
Yeah...check this shit out...

*waste of 3 seconds of my life*

You have a dirty, dirty mind. However, she really is badass. Watch this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVPCz0W7Rm0 It really isn't safe for work. Lots of language.

Meh, I was still able to fap to ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt(damn, finger stuck to the key).

Are you sure it's your finger that's stuck to your keyboard? ;)
Title: Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
Post by: True Death of Life on July 31, 2011, 08:00:17 PM
And once again, Cole forgets to give me credit.
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Post by: 73109 on July 31, 2011, 08:04:37 PM
Forgets? Or remembered to forget?

Style.
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Post by: toro on August 01, 2011, 03:18:12 PM
Would Bang.
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Post by: antigoon on August 01, 2011, 06:25:50 PM
Great thread Cole :)
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Post by: Adami on August 01, 2011, 06:30:26 PM
I would love to give her what she claims to need.
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Post by: lateralus88 on August 01, 2011, 06:34:36 PM
I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 01, 2011, 06:36:26 PM
I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.

I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.



Now, if not anorexic Natalie and Mila want to do a REAL sex scene, I'd be down.
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Post by: lateralus88 on August 01, 2011, 06:37:57 PM
I fapped. It was enough for me.




And then upon completion I closed the other 95 tabs I had opened because I don't care anymore.
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Post by: ClairvoyantCat on August 01, 2011, 06:40:07 PM
I opened this expecting a gif of that one scene from Black Swan. I am sad now.

I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.



Now, if not anorexic Natalie and Mila want to do a REAL sex scene, I'd be down.

I was a bit underwhelmed as well.  I was expecting that the R rating meant that they were able to show stuff  :angry:  Total disappointment. 
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Post by: lateralus88 on August 01, 2011, 06:52:16 PM
Because Aronofsky was totally going for the boner factor and wasn't trying to keep it artsy.



Artsy porn should be the only thing that gets me off, theoretically, anyway.
Title: Re: Natalie Portman is amazing!!! (NSFW)
Post by: Adami on August 01, 2011, 06:53:41 PM
Because Aronofsky was totally going for the boner factor and wasn't trying to keep it artsy.



Artsy porn should be the only thing that gets me off, theoretically, anyway.

Well then you'll love Von Triers next movie. (not melancholia)
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Post by: lateralus88 on August 01, 2011, 06:54:56 PM
Wait, he's got another project coming up that ISN'T Melancholia? Do want.



And I NEED TO SEE MELANCHOLIA DAMN IT.
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Post by: Adami on August 01, 2011, 06:56:24 PM
Wait, he's got another project coming up that ISN'T Melancholia? Do want.



And I NEED TO SEE MELANCHOLIA DAMN IT.

Well it's a ways a way, but I read he wants to do a movie focused on a persons sex life from age 0 to 50. One version will be hardcore and the other will be softcore. Pretty sure it might be called Remedy Lane or something.
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Post by: lateralus88 on August 01, 2011, 06:59:15 PM
That sounds like an absolutely amazing concept.











for fapping.
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Post by: Adami on August 01, 2011, 07:05:11 PM
https://blogs.indiewire.com/thompsononhollywood/2011/08/01/lars_von_triers_next_is_nymphomaniac_something_which_could_generate_some_pr/
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Post by: Jamesman42 on August 01, 2011, 07:08:22 PM
I gotta say, the sex scene in Black Swan wasn't the erotic godsend that everyone seems to claim it was.

I can't remember what girl I was with while watching that, but she was in the bathroom when that entire scene came on, and I'm glad she wasn't there so I could watch it without feeling judged. :lol
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Post by: JayOctavarium on August 03, 2011, 12:25:20 AM
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Post by: Progmetty on August 03, 2011, 02:49:13 AM
Unbefuckinlievable.
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Post by: nightmare_cinema on August 03, 2011, 02:22:42 PM
That video's a bit silly but Portman is definitely one of my girl crushes, she's even hotter with short hair. She's just ridiculously beautiful.
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Post by: Zook on August 03, 2011, 06:31:43 PM
That was about as funny as ninja grandmas.
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Post by: GuineaPig on August 03, 2011, 07:02:08 PM
Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.
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Post by: The King in Crimson on August 03, 2011, 07:53:36 PM
Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.
I do. :)
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Post by: Adami on August 03, 2011, 07:56:06 PM
Natalie Portman is extremely attractive, and apparently is very intelligent.  But I don't understand the degree of love for her 'round these parts.

I developed a crush on her after I initially found her attractive/smart and then found out that she was (like me) an Israeli born Jewish vegetarian.



Of course then she started dating some body building dancer guy and got knocked up. Now I'm just sad.


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Post by: Jamesman42 on August 03, 2011, 08:36:58 PM
I dunno, she is just very natural and a pretty girl.
Title: I WAS FUCKING 14, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Post by: black_biff_stadler on August 03, 2011, 09:14:01 PM
I dunno, she is just very natural and a pretty girl.

Totally. Had a boner for her since I was 14 and saw The Professional.
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Post by: kári on August 04, 2011, 03:04:36 AM
I actually thought that girl was Uma Thurman up until a week ago.
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Post by: Tick on August 04, 2011, 06:05:11 AM
Mike Portnoy is amazing?, wait what?
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Post by: YtseBitsySpider on August 04, 2011, 08:25:05 AM
Just watched "The Other Woman" last night ........she could have been better
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Post by: TL on August 05, 2011, 09:32:23 AM
I dunno, she is just very natural and a pretty girl.

Totally. Had a boner for her since I was 14 and saw The Professional.
Such a great movie.
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Post by: Super Dude on August 05, 2011, 10:51:46 AM
Israelis are hot.  I wish there were more of them in Hollywood.
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Post by: Zook on August 05, 2011, 04:30:14 PM
Israelis are hot.  I wish there were more of them in Hollywood.

Sayid's wife was pretty hot. Pre-road kill of course.
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Post by: Super Dude on August 05, 2011, 04:39:19 PM
She was Israeli?  Wow.  Excuse me as I go look her up on Google. :lol
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Post by: emindead on August 05, 2011, 05:25:43 PM
Israelis are hot.  I wish there were more of them in Hollywood.
I'm gonna open up to you. The best thing that has come out from Israel are the women. HOLY SHIT if they are gorgeous.
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Post by: Super Dude on August 06, 2011, 07:11:17 AM
Israelis are hot.  I wish there were more of them in Hollywood.
I'm gonna open up to you. The best thing that has come out from Israel are the women. HOLY SHIT if they are gorgeous.

Indeed.  Bar Refaeli, nothing more need be said.
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Post by: emindead on August 06, 2011, 09:34:39 AM
I haven't checked, but is that the Israeli girl that Mark Whalberg is humping in that Steve Carrel and Tina Fey movie, Date Night?