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Title: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 14, 2011, 09:04:52 PM
Basically, I just use a load of profanity and complain about movies:

https://ifuckinghatemovies.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: Gadough on May 14, 2011, 09:08:40 PM
In your case, then, never has this been more accurate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2LpJAD5AqQ
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: ZBomber on May 14, 2011, 09:09:49 PM
I haven't even read it yet, but I already like it
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: glaurung on May 14, 2011, 09:10:02 PM
It didn't take working in a movie theater (NOT a cinema) for very long to ruin them for you. :lol
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 14, 2011, 09:13:51 PM
I like how, for Limitless, you called the guy Douche2 and never mentioned him again. :lol
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 14, 2011, 09:19:06 PM
:lol

Posted a new blog :neverusethis:
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: sonatafanica on May 14, 2011, 09:19:45 PM
best review blog ever???? yes
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: Gorille85 on May 14, 2011, 09:26:03 PM
:clap:
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: Volk9 on May 14, 2011, 09:27:18 PM
I love it already
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 14, 2011, 09:29:16 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: Adami on May 14, 2011, 09:32:03 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol

I started reading it without paying much attention to who started the thread, I noticed some british words and saw that it was you, I then finished reading it in Sean Connery's voice.
Title: Re: But a really pissed off Ricky Gervais, is what I'm saying
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 14, 2011, 09:34:10 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol

I started reading it without paying much attention to who started the thread, I noticed some british words and saw that it was you, I then finished reading it in Sean Connery's voice.

Ricky Gervais, here.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: ZBomber on May 14, 2011, 09:34:49 PM
Pros:
I threw some sweets at a girl in the cinema who wouldn't shut up and she didn't know it was me

 :lol
Title: Re: But a really pissed off Ricky Gervais, is what I'm saying
Post by: Adami on May 14, 2011, 09:38:06 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol

I started reading it without paying much attention to who started the thread, I noticed some british words and saw that it was you, I then finished reading it in Sean Connery's voice.

Ricky Gervais, here.

Trying that now.


EDIT: Ricky works fine, but Patrick Stewart in a very calm almost provocative voice is better.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: Gadough on May 14, 2011, 09:38:36 PM
Pros:
I threw some sweets at a girl in the cinema who wouldn't shut up and she didn't know it was me

 :lol

That's brilliant. :rollin
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 14, 2011, 09:39:10 PM
That actually happened.

"WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT?!"
Title: Re: Sorry for keeping you up, God, but you need to insult Vin Diesel some more!
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 14, 2011, 09:42:15 PM
I should probably stop writing blogs and go to bed. I keep noticing typos all over the place :lol

I started reading it without paying much attention to who started the thread, I noticed some british words and saw that it was you, I then finished reading it in Sean Connery's voice.

Ricky Gervais, here.

Trying that now.


EDIT: Ricky works fine, but Patrick Stewart in a very calm almost provocative voice is better.

Every time I try that, I always lapse into a tired and cranky Morgan Freeman.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on May 14, 2011, 10:50:50 PM
Every pro is going to include "i didn't pay for it"
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: blackngold29 on May 15, 2011, 01:11:20 AM
The first thing that came to mind was this: "Everybody loves a cinematic adventure. You never ask someone if they want to go see a movie and they say, 'Fuck that and fuck you.'" - Dane Cook


Will you also be doing old movies?
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: SPNKr on May 15, 2011, 02:43:09 AM
Best blog yet. Looking forward to more entries!
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: ariich on May 15, 2011, 03:37:33 AM
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 15, 2011, 03:52:38 AM
Will you also be doing old movies?
I will be! I will probably be doing more new films than old though. That's just because I work in a cinema and get to see free films when ever I want though.

Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.
Shut the fuck up.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: mizzl on May 15, 2011, 04:02:48 AM
Im loving this blog  :lol
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: The Degenerate on May 15, 2011, 04:03:56 AM
Following :lol
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 15, 2011, 04:08:40 AM
Since I don't have a huge amount of material right now, I'm going to use my day off on Wednesday to see all the bad films that are showing at the cinema.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: robwebster on May 15, 2011, 05:01:29 AM
I love the title. Regardless of anything else, that is my new favourite title. I have decided, based on the title, that I will subscribe to it even if it turns out to be complete horseshit.

That is how to sell a blog in four words.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: mizzl on May 15, 2011, 05:07:22 AM
"Pros:     I had my phone so I could play Robot Unicorn Attack every now and again"
 :rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: hefdaddy42 on May 15, 2011, 05:29:19 AM
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.
This, not for me personally, but good luck with it.  :tup
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: ZBomber on May 15, 2011, 10:38:15 AM
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.

What kind of British person are you?!
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: antigoon on May 15, 2011, 11:29:37 AM
Meh, not personally a fan of fillling a blog with profanity; mildly amusing at first but it'll get old quickly.

Tell us what you really think, Rich :lol
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: SPNKr on May 15, 2011, 06:13:07 PM
it'll get old quickly.

We'll make sure it won't.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 15, 2011, 06:21:40 PM
Rich is going to get old quickly.

Anyway, I'm going to the cinema to watch a bunch of films on Wednesday so I'm going to make sure I see a bad one.

I'm going to try and watch a film that I own before then but I'm not promising anything (SO MUCH WORK RIGHT NOW!).
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: Adami on May 15, 2011, 06:36:10 PM
Rich is going to get old quickly.

Anyway, I'm going to the cinema to watch a bunch of films on Wednesday so I'm going to make sure I see a bad one.

I'm going to try and watch a film that I own before then but I'm not promising anything (SO MUCH WORK RIGHT NOW!).

A lengthy Transformers 2 review would be nice.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 15, 2011, 06:43:12 PM
I still haven't seen that film so I'll try and watch it some time this week! Thanks for the suggestion.

I'm going to start taking notes while I'm watching the films so I can remember everything that made them suck after the film has finished.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on May 15, 2011, 09:28:58 PM
I love this! :lol
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: slycordinator on May 15, 2011, 09:55:41 PM
At the cinema I work at, no one has to deal with the "OMG the credit music is louder than a jet."

Why? Because at the start of the credits... the automation triggers the surround processor to turn down the volume.  :P
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: MetalJunkie on May 16, 2011, 12:24:27 AM
I need to update mine. I'm still proud of the few articles I've written, though.

https://geekimpact.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 16, 2011, 04:35:56 AM
At the cinema I work at, no one has to deal with the "OMG the credit music is louder than a jet."

Why? Because at the start of the credits... the automation triggers the surround processor to turn down the volume.  :P
Lucky bastard
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 16, 2011, 07:58:10 AM
www.mrcranky.com


been doing it for years

save yourself the trouble and read his
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 16, 2011, 07:58:50 AM
Oh thanks for that, you charmer.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - My new blog
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on May 16, 2011, 08:01:52 AM
fine..then go there for inspiration.

He's quite funny.

Look up his review of E.T

lolz
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New Review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 19, 2011, 06:59:40 AM
Posted a review of the new Pirates of the Caribbean film. It's a big longer than the other reviews:

https://ifuckinghatemovies.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 19, 2011, 07:44:26 AM
What a boring review. I've read better blogs on livejournal.

overratedpoopstain/10






Just kidding. I really don't wanna see this next week. I'm gonna have to convince my friends that it sucks.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: slycordinator on May 19, 2011, 12:02:14 PM
In regards to Pirates:
1) I went in ready for the movie to suck massively and found it much better than I'd expected.
2) I didn't see it in 3D. We got the movie both in 3D and in 35mm film for the people who don't like 3D or don't want to pay the extra $$. Though I'm not that surprised the 3D worked a bit better in this than Thor, considering the latter was shot in 2D an converted later, although it was definitely converted better than some (like Clash of the Titans).
3) I got paid to watch it, since our policy is a projectionist has to screen each 35mm print we get to watch for defects and such.
Title: Re: That's how I got out of Max Payne! Also, a social life.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on May 19, 2011, 12:40:12 PM
Just kidding. I really don't wanna see this next week. I'm gonna have to convince my friends that it sucks.

Might I recommend that when they come to pick you up, you greet them at the door shrieking unintelligably, holding onto your wiener for dear life and urinating on yourself? No one wants to see movies with that guy.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: tjanuranus on May 19, 2011, 02:27:05 PM
please do the twilight films?
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: lucky7 on May 19, 2011, 02:52:34 PM
That was funny but now I am pissed because

1. I am off to see Pirates tonight....in 2D at least, and it was a gold class gift voucher so you might say I am not paying for it either.
2. Insidious was created by the original 'Australian' creators of Saw, so I thought it would be good.....I may have to go and see it anyway  :smiley:
3. Limitless was nothing earth shattering but it was okay..and the bonus it had Bradley Cooper in it!

Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: sneakyblueberry on May 19, 2011, 02:52:53 PM
I got free tickets to the Pirates film.  Agree with you on all accounts.  Though the mermaid with the black hair was definitely a pro, she was pretty dang beautiful.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: tjanuranus on May 19, 2011, 03:03:30 PM
Insidious has one of the worst third acts ever put on film. That and splice. I've never seen two movies that were going so well only to be demolished by their third acts.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 19, 2011, 04:37:55 PM
The last act of Insidious was dire.

Edit: Also, lol35mm. All our films are digital (apart the ones that are made by directors who refuse to go digital).
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 19, 2011, 05:05:22 PM
I think the blog will be better for new releases only. My opinion.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: slycordinator on May 19, 2011, 05:07:29 PM
The last act of Insidious was dire.

Edit: Also, lol35mm. All our films are digital (apart the ones that are made by directors who refuse to go digital).
That's more likely "apart from the shows that play in the houses we have that haven't been converted yet" because someone who shoots in film would still have the movie released in digital. And even then most of the movies shot in film are edited digitally.

But the sad thing is that films today actually come out looking worse than several years ago because of this digital intermediate crap, since they shoot a movie in film, then degrade it down to a 2K intermediate, then make the release prints from that.

Also, if digital is a huge improvement in your area... all that means is that the theaters around you suck and they hired shit "projectionists."
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 19, 2011, 05:14:27 PM
Wow :lol

Edit: James, I'm going to review a couple of older films as well. Can't always see new films because of how much I'm working right now.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: slycordinator on May 19, 2011, 05:33:50 PM
Don't get me wrong, in most cases digital is an improvement since few theaters really have been making sure to have "film done right."
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 19, 2011, 05:45:16 PM
Well, I was just responded like that because it seemed like you were getting quite annoyed about it.

I'm not trying to start some sort of cinema war with you or anything :lol
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: slycordinator on May 19, 2011, 05:52:26 PM
Perhaps I was responding to the lol 35mm bit? ;)

Although I know my place is going all-digital. Thankfully, I'll be done with grad school by the time my job will be done with.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 19, 2011, 05:56:25 PM
I noticed that but try not to take everyone so seriously around here :P
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 20, 2011, 06:20:07 PM
New review:

https://ifuckinghatemovies.blogspot.com/2011/05/transformers-2-revenge-of-boring.html

Don't know why it missed out the "the" in the hyperlink but okay.

Spent a bit longer writing this one because I had A LOT more to complain about.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (latest Pirates of the Caribbean)
Post by: Adami on May 20, 2011, 06:40:01 PM
New review:

https://ifuckinghatemovies.blogspot.com/2011/05/transformers-2-revenge-of-boring.html

Don't know why it missed out the "the" in the hyperlink but okay.

Spent a bit longer writing this one because I had A LOT more to complain about.

Thank you.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on May 20, 2011, 08:46:52 PM
Awesome as always. You highlighted what I hate about these movies very well. :tup
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on May 20, 2011, 08:52:04 PM
This was the best one yet.  I'm going to show it to this kid and he is going to finally break down and realize that the Transformers are not the fucking best movies ever.  I mean, goddamn.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
Post by: Adami on May 20, 2011, 09:24:05 PM
This was the best one yet.  I'm going to show it to this kid and he is going to finally break down and realize that the Transformers are not the fucking best movies ever.  I mean, goddamn.


To be fair, the first one is one of the best movies ever. And by first, I mean the 1984 version.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
Post by: AcidLameLTE on May 21, 2011, 02:57:41 AM
This was the best one yet. 
To be fair, I had a lot to work with.
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
Post by: Jamesman42 on May 21, 2011, 07:28:26 AM
This was the best one yet.  I'm going to show it to this kid and he is going to finally break down and realize that the Transformers are not the fucking best movies ever.  I mean, goddamn.


To be fair, the first one is one of the best movies ever. And by first, I mean the 1984 version.

1984 version? I must look into this....
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
Post by: RobD on May 21, 2011, 08:17:36 AM
This was the best one yet.  I'm going to show it to this kid and he is going to finally break down and realize that the Transformers are not the fucking best movies ever.  I mean, goddamn.


To be fair, the first one is one of the best movies ever. And by first, I mean the 1984 version.

1984 version? I must look into this....

(https://i55.tinypic.com/2n9kcgo.jpg)
Title: Re: I F**king Hate Movies - New review (Pirates + Transformers 2)
Post by: Zook on May 21, 2011, 09:14:57 AM
How was the Terminator giving his heart to John Connor cheesy? It was beyond predictable, but not cheesy.