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Title: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 21, 2011, 06:59:54 PM
Alright. Here's how this is going to work. You are one character, but during battles, you will be in control of all 4 characters. Characters will have both physical and magical attributes. More will be revealed as the story goes along, so bear with me. This is my first attempt at anything like this.

"Fuck Minecraft - An RPG"

The year is 2184, 100 years after the ending of the War on Technology. The war was the result of mankind's near-extinction at the hands of the sentient computers known as "Macs". After Steve Jobs' public execution, all traces of technology had been extinguished, except for a certain number of computers designed to run the only thing the world requires to give meaning to their lives, Minecraft.

Minecraft has become the one thing people do, the one thing that keeps people sane in times of boredom. Only 4 brave heroes remain who haven't been addicted.

You (Character One): A young boy with moderate physical and magical strength, and a sharp wit.

? (Character Two): An old man, one of the only people in the world who remembers what life was like before the computers were purged. Weak physical strength, high magical strength, and extremely wise.

? (Character Three): A middle-aged woman with moderate physical and magical strength, but easily confused.

? (Character Four): A simple man with huge muscles. High physical strength, almost no magical strength.

Name your characters!
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Genowyn on February 21, 2011, 07:06:55 PM
Character 2: Kevin Moore
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Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 21, 2011, 07:09:21 PM
Character 3:  Shaquiqui
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Post by: splent on February 21, 2011, 07:22:13 PM
Character 4: Poop
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 21, 2011, 07:23:38 PM
Alright. Anyone else can show support for the names, or suggest new names. Whichever names have the most support by this time tomorrow will be selected.
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Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on February 21, 2011, 07:24:01 PM
I approve of this game
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Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on February 21, 2011, 07:24:39 PM
This game needs a villain.


I propose Nick.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 21, 2011, 07:25:07 PM
This game needs a villain.


I propose Nick.
Oh, it has villains. Trust me.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Fuzzboy on February 21, 2011, 07:25:35 PM
2: Dickshit

3: Thomas

4: Kitty
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Implode on February 21, 2011, 07:35:01 PM
I agree with these names:

2: Kevin Moore
3: Shaquiqui (as long as it's pronounce shə-KWĒ-kwē)
4: Kitteh
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 21, 2011, 07:40:15 PM
3: Shaquiqui (as long as it's pronounce shə-KWĒ-kwē)

Yeah, something like that.  I figured a good character dynamic needed the sassy black chick. 
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Post by: antigoon on February 21, 2011, 07:51:51 PM
I prefer La-a. Pronounced ladasha.
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Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on February 21, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
I'm the Dark Lord.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Super Dude on February 21, 2011, 08:13:25 PM
Get a Mac.

*runs*
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Post by: lonestar on February 21, 2011, 08:23:54 PM
Lord Bacon
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Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on February 21, 2011, 08:45:11 PM
Lord Bacon

You and I will become allies and forge an empire of darkness. Of darkness and bacon.
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Post by: lonestar on February 21, 2011, 09:01:34 PM
Lord Bacon

You and I will become allies and forge an empire of darkness. Of darkness and bacon.
Sorry, Lordbacon only fights for good.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on February 21, 2011, 09:03:32 PM
I never thought I'd live 'till the day you became my enemy. So be it.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on February 21, 2011, 09:07:13 PM
Character 2: Kevin Moore
Character 3: Exotic dancer Myung
Character 4: Captain Spectacular
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Genowyn on February 22, 2011, 05:06:33 AM
Character 4: Captain Spectacular

Yes
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Post by: mizzl on February 22, 2011, 09:36:21 AM
Character 4: Captain Spectacular

Yes
This.

Also, we need a name for the antagonist.
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Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 22, 2011, 10:40:59 AM
Character 4: Captain Spectacular

Yes
This.

Also, we need a name for the antagonist.

Wrath
Title: Re: I'm also naked at this point, so a cloak would be nice, too
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 22, 2011, 02:23:14 PM
I want a sword!

(https://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt1a08kihL1qa2j8co1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: robwebster on February 22, 2011, 02:34:23 PM
Character 2 - "An old man, one of the only people in the world who remembers what life was like before the computers were purged. Weak physical strength, high magical strength, and extremely wise." It'd be a cliché to give him an old man's name, so I'm gonna suggest a name so futuristic that it downloads its haircuts off the internet. Old man should be called Zappington Steele.

Character 3 - "A middle-aged woman with moderate physical and magical strength, but easily confused." Good physical health but easily confused? Sounds like Sarah Palin to me.

Character 4 - "A simple man with huge muscles. High physical strength, almost no magical strength." This man sounds like the kind of dunderhead who communicates exclusively in grunts. Therefore I suggest the name GMMPH!, with the grammar compulsory.
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Post by: ariich on February 22, 2011, 03:34:35 PM
2 should definitely be Kevin Moore.

4 should be Arnie.

No idea about 3.
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Post by: robwebster on February 22, 2011, 07:07:59 PM
Actually, can we call the old man Bikini Inspector? I want one of them to have a descriptive name, rather than a given name.

3 can be called Tezcatlipoca Smith and let's call 4 Mr. Chubbles.



I imagine 3 would get really annoyed 'cause Tezcatlipoca is a boy's name. Which I quite like as a detail.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ScioPath on February 22, 2011, 07:16:40 PM
3. Akeyliah
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 22, 2011, 07:20:55 PM
 :lol You guys will have to come to an agreement. Some of these are too good to pick between.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: robwebster on February 22, 2011, 07:28:28 PM
Ooh go on! Make some executive decisions. It can be like John the Explorer. Or the MS Paint Adventures.

We'll never agree. Not without a poll. It'd be cacophonous. Or, worse, could become turn after turn of "drop your pants." (Hi Orcus!)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 22, 2011, 07:36:53 PM
Oh, fine. I'll update this at some point tomorrow (God knows I need to do something productive).

I've decided on the character names, but we'll just keep the suspense going.  ;)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 23, 2011, 05:05:46 PM
The day is Tuesday. You are sitting at a picnic table in the middle of a large park. Few families are around. Not many people go outside anymore. You've been making plans to have a nice lunch in the park with your girlfriend, Aranka Moonflower. She's been talking to you for a while about this "Minecraft" thing that everybody's been hooked on. She's obviously trying to get you to play too, but you know better. You like to think you're a bit too smart for that whole "computer game" shtick. You see her walking towards you, and you become happy.

She sits down with a picnic basket that would make Yogi Bear's stomach growl. It's full of sandwiches, chips, and other assorted goodies.

"Did you make all of this yourself?" You ask.

"Nah, Subway did." She responds, with a sly smirk.

"Cute." You say, amused. You dig in to a fabulous meatball sub. As your tastebuds are awash with magnificent glory, Aranka speaks again.

"So, about this Minecraft thing..."

'not again.....' you think.

"It really is a great way to connect with people. We could be together all the time, building, tearing down, building..."

"Look, babe. I know you're really into it, but it's just not my style," You respond.

"I knew you'd respond in this way," she says in her normal, playful tone. "Good thing I came prepared" Her voice progressively becomes more threatening before she transforms before your eyes into a hulking behemoth! She's armed with a club with a single, albeit huge, spike on the end of it. She brings the club crashing down upon the table, crushing it to pieces and knocking you back onto your ass. Your mind instantly rushes into a few different directions. One keeps screaming 'WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK', another is wondering if this is a dream, but a third is preparing itself for battle. You grab one of the boards from the picnic table, and assume the battle position.

ARANKA MOONFLOWER
HP: 100/100
MP: 20/20
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN

A) Attack (State where)
B) Defend
C) Attempt Escape
D) Use item

YOU
HP: 25/25
MP: 0/0

INVENTORY! (ANALYSIS!)
Half of a meatball sub
Keys
Wallet (State ID)

If you guys think I should switch anything about the battle layout, let me know
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Genowyn on February 23, 2011, 05:19:14 PM
D) Use item:

Jingle the keys in an attempt to distract her
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Post by: PlaysLikeMyung on February 23, 2011, 05:59:26 PM
'aranka moonflower' :rollin
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Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 23, 2011, 07:12:01 PM
Run away

(https://www.gifanatics.com/files/BenderPanic.gif)

We're boned!
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Post by: inoku on February 23, 2011, 07:14:32 PM
B. Defend

i'm curious how this ARANKA MOONFLOWER attacks
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Post by: Dimitrius on February 23, 2011, 07:25:09 PM
'aranka moonflower' :rollin
:rollin :rollin :rollin

lolmoonflower
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 23, 2011, 07:32:59 PM
C'MON GUYS IF YOU AGREE ON SOMETHING IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES I'LL UPDATE IT AGAIN
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on February 23, 2011, 07:34:11 PM
D) Use item:

Jingle the keys in an attempt to distract her
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 23, 2011, 07:35:47 PM
Oh, yeah. I forgot. 3 agreeing votes must be cast in order for the story to move on.

Edit: Meh, someone would probably just go along with the keys thing anyway. JUST THIS ONCE THOUGH.

You take out the keys and jiggle them in front of you. Aranka seems fixated on them. You move them from side to side, and her eyes follow them. You throw them off to your left side. Her eyes immediately dart back to you. She chuckles to herself.

"Did you really think that was going to work?" She mocks. She brings the club up above her head, ready to strike. She brings it down and makes contact with the ground directly to your left side. You got out of the way just in time.

ARANKA MOONFLOWER
HP: 100/100
MP: 20/20
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN

A) Attack (State where)
B) Defend
C) Attempt Escape
D) Use Item

YOU
HP: 25/25
MP: 0/0

INVENTORY! (ANALYSIS!)
Half of a meatball sub
Wallet (State ID)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ScioPath on February 23, 2011, 07:58:26 PM
MP is Magic Points or Mike Portny?
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Post by: antigoon on February 23, 2011, 08:00:28 PM
aranka moonflower :rollin
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 23, 2011, 08:01:13 PM
MP is Magic Points or Mike Portny?
Magic Points.  :lol
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Post by: Genowyn on February 23, 2011, 08:10:47 PM
Now that the keys are appropriately on the ground, we need to build a mousetrap.

For capturing Aranka.
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Post by: Dimitrius on February 23, 2011, 08:45:02 PM
Now that the keys are appropriately on the ground, we need to build a mousetrap.

For capturing Aranka.
:clap:
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on February 23, 2011, 09:34:15 PM
Now that the keys are appropriately on the ground, we need to build a mousetrap.

For capturing Aranka.
:lol
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Post by: Nick on February 23, 2011, 09:40:48 PM
A) Attack.

Smack that bitch right in the ovaries.
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Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 23, 2011, 10:08:11 PM
Now that the keys are appropriately on the ground, we need to build a mousetrap.

For capturing Aranka.

 :lol

That just made my night.

Now can we run before she pounds our top brain into our lower brain?
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Post by: ariich on February 24, 2011, 12:49:54 AM
A) Attack.

Smack that bitch right in the ovaries.
That.
Title: Re: Oh yeah, right in the babymaker. Booyah, bitch
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 24, 2011, 01:07:49 AM
A) Attack.

Smack that bitch right in the ovaries.
That.

This.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 24, 2011, 06:09:37 AM
You swing the board back and slam it into Aranka's leg. It seems to be quite effective, judging by her screams of pain. With a deafening roar, she runs at you with the club and hits you in directly in the side of your face, sending you flying several feet. The board has been knocked out of your hands.

ARANKA MOONFLOWER
HP: 75/100
MP: 20/20
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN

A) Run for the board
B) Defend
C) Try to talk her down
D) Use item

YOU
HP: 1/25
MP: 0/0

INVENTORY! (ANALYSIS!)
Half of a meatball sub (crushed)
Wallet (State ID)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Zydar on February 24, 2011, 06:10:31 AM
A) Run for the board
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ariich on February 24, 2011, 07:14:29 AM
C) Talk her down.

She's bound to be reasonable. Plus her ovaries are apparently in her leg.
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Post by: inoku on February 24, 2011, 08:14:28 AM
C
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Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 24, 2011, 11:22:57 AM
C...unless UMH has the balls to kill us in the opening fight and end it
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Post by: Dimitrius on February 24, 2011, 11:28:22 AM
C)

Though with a last name like moonflower, expect her to start complaining about you and EVERY OTHER GUY SHE HAS EVER MET!
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 24, 2011, 12:52:16 PM
C) Talk her down.

She's bound to be reasonable. Plus her ovaries are apparently in her leg.
Well, she's giant, and you're not. You'd have to get on a step stool. :p

You think that since this...thing was once your girlfriend, that she must still have emotions and can still be reasoned with.

"Aranka, don't you know who I am? You said you loved me!" you plead with her.

"I could never love somebody who doesn't love Minecraft." She responds, "I think it's time we end this." She brings the club above her head. Just as she's about to bring the club crashing down onto your body, you hear an old man's voice reciting an incantation. Aranka's body is suddenly engulfed in fire. You turn to see who it is rescuing you, and see an old man with white hair and a full length white beard. You try to get up to run away, but you're weakened and can not move a single muscle without feeling immense amounts of pain.

ARANKA MOONFLOWER
HP: 30/100
MP: 20/20
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN

YOU                  ?
HP: 1/25            HP: 50/50
MP: 0/0             MP: 45/50
                       Spells: Fire, Poison, Heal

DISABLED          A) Attack (Specify physical or magic)
                       B) Defend
                     

INVENTORY! (ANALYSIS!)
Half of a meatball sub (crushed)
Wallet (State ID)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ariich on February 24, 2011, 01:20:29 PM
HEAL US DAMMIT, HEAL US
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Post by: Dimitrius on February 24, 2011, 02:08:36 PM
HEAL US DAMMIT, HEAL US
Title: Re: Maybe it'll distract the beast?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 24, 2011, 02:27:19 PM
I choose this time to fap, furiously, in the pants.
Title: Re: Maybe it'll distract the beast?
Post by: Bonham on February 24, 2011, 02:30:42 PM
I choose this time to fap, furiously, in the pants.

Would that be a physical or a magic attack?
Title: Re: Seriously, after a post like that, why would you expect more up here?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 24, 2011, 02:34:17 PM
I choose this time to fap, furiously, in the pants.

Would that be a physical or a magic attack?

Well, it starts off physical, but then gets pretty magical towards the end, so... Your call, I guess.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 24, 2011, 02:50:15 PM
No, Attack with magic.  We can get healed after Aranka become a wad of flaming flesh.
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Post by: robwebster on February 24, 2011, 03:31:31 PM
No, Attack with magic.  We can get healed after Aranka become a wad of flaming flesh.
Seconded! Attack with magic!

Or, to use the scientific term, "kamikaze."

I wonder how quickly we can get a game over...
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 24, 2011, 03:57:55 PM
2 votes for healing, 2 votes for a magical attack.

One more vote, and specify a spell, if you could.
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Post by: robwebster on February 24, 2011, 03:58:45 PM
Think DTVT was going for fire. "Wad of flaming flesh" and that. I seconded him on that assumption at any rate.
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Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 24, 2011, 03:59:46 PM
Makes sense. Didn't notice.

ONE MORE VOTE QUICK
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Post by: TheVoxyn on February 24, 2011, 04:02:12 PM
Magical fire.
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Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 24, 2011, 04:08:33 PM
Your rescuer casts a final blast of fire onto Aranka's body. She screams in pain and disappears into thin air. He turns in your direction, mumbles a spell, and you instantly feel yourself recover from your wounds.

"That was close," He says to you. "Do you know what that was?"

"Yeah, she was my girlfriend. She was talking to me about this Minecraft thing, and I just kind of blew it off," you respond.

"Oof, big mistake." He says. You're now even more confused, and a little bit angry.

"Dude, what the hell's going on here?"

"First off, introductions. My name's Kevin Moore. I'm about to turn 126 years old, but I haven't been out of my house in quite a long time. Things have certainly changed around here since the war."

"The...war?"

"Yeah, listen. I'd love to tell you more about it, but it's dangerous here. Come back to my house and we can chat." He seems like a nice enough person, but your mother always told you never to trust strangers. Though, after what just happened, trusting strangers seems like a safer option.

A) Go with him to his house
B) "Uh...can't we just talk here?"
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: robwebster on February 24, 2011, 04:13:54 PM
Trust strangers! Trust strangers!

He may have puppies! Or sweets!
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Post by: ClairvoyantCat on February 24, 2011, 04:15:38 PM
Talk to him here.  Have him explain his knowledge to you right now.  If you don't ask him now, he might never be open again. 
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Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 24, 2011, 07:18:37 PM
Do we not trust Kevin Moore?

Go to his house.  I was right last time...listen to me and Rob.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 24, 2011, 08:30:01 PM
MOAR VOTES
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Post by: Dimitrius on February 24, 2011, 08:30:34 PM
A) Go with him.

So you a have no girlfriend and time, so what the fuck.
Title: Re: Hey hey, what more can I say?
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on February 24, 2011, 08:39:55 PM
I agree. Every time I've lost a girlfriend in a fiery incident, I always take comfort in the company of older men.

I mean... Uh...

I LIKE SEX WITH BOOBIES, I SWEAR!
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Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on February 24, 2011, 08:40:27 PM
A WILD DARK LORD APPEARS
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Post by: Metro on February 24, 2011, 08:51:11 PM
Go to his house.
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Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 25, 2011, 06:04:29 AM
You decide that going with him wouldn't be a bad idea, especially since he apparently knows magic. Surprisingly, it's not a very long walk. Kevin lives in a house on the outer edges of the town you live in. Upon entrance, you notice that it's full of things that are either really new, or really old. You can't figure out which. He boils a kettle of water for some tea, and then sits down in the living room with you.

"So, I'm afraid the reason that she turned into that monster is, in fact, Minecraft." Kevin says.

"Why? What does a computer game have to do with it?" You respond, perplexed.

"Well, it wasn't like this in the beginning, but Minecraft had a patch released for it shortly before the Tech War of 2084, which didn't change anything in the game. Nobody could figure out what happened. Soon, they found that they were too addicted to care. I believe the patch was actually installed onto the people themselves, through the game."

"But...that's insane! How could a patch for a computer game go through to the player?" You burst out.

"Nobody knows, but it's clear that our Minecraft developers have some kind of dark secret that nobody in the world is aware of. I remember back in the mid 2120s there were a slew of reports in the newspaper about a group of people being slaughtered by monsters. Now, with you telling me about how the monster was your girlfriend, and she transformed because you dogged on Minecraft, that confirms my theory that the Minecraft patch was to terminate "non-believers", if you will. The patch would allow them to turn into a monster to better convince their loved ones to partake in Minecraft."

"Alright. I'm officially freaked out. Can we talk about something else?"

"Of course. What do you want to know?"

A) "Say, what's that locket around your neck?"
B) "So, you were alive before the War on Technology?"
C) "Why did you save me?"
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: inoku on February 25, 2011, 08:28:40 AM
A) "Say, what's that locket around your neck?"
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Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 25, 2011, 09:24:52 AM
C)  Hopefully that will answer our other questions as well.
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Post by: mizzl on February 25, 2011, 09:48:29 AM
C)  Hopefully that will answer our other questions as well.
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Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on February 25, 2011, 09:51:53 AM
C)  Hopefully that will answer our other questions as well.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 25, 2011, 03:48:38 PM
"Why did you save me?" You ask.

"Well, to be honest. I thought I was the only one left. When I heard the roar of your girlfriend, I thought in the back of my mind that it might have been one of those monsters from way back, which would have meant that someone else hadn't been hooked on Minecraft yet. It can get pretty lonely in here. Back when the internet still existed, it was easy to find interaction with anyone. Now, with the only known use for the internet being Minecraft, and Minecraft being the evil force that it is, there's not much for me to do."

"So, how did you find out that Minecraft was out to get everybody?"

"My wife...she" He clutched the locket in his hands and started weeping, "She attacked me just like your girlfriend attacked you. I had to...kill her. This locket, she had the key to it, and there's a picture of us together inside it, but I think she still had the key when I had to, you know. I fear it will never be open again." He was now fully crying, which makes you feel rather uncomfortable, but you sit still.

"But, what if you didn't kill her?" You respond, hoping to make him stop crying, "Aranka just disappeared when you hit her with that magic spell. What if they go back to, like, the Minecraft headquarters or...something?" Kevin had stopped crying, and appeared to be deep in thought.

"Hm, but there isn't any known base for the Minecraft developers. I have no idea where any of them would be..."

"Aren't the people just puppets now? Maybe we could capture one, and have it tell us the whole story behind the secret operation?" You become more enthusiastic at the prospect of seeing Aranka again, in human form.

"That's a brilliant idea! I can't believe I hadn't thought of that. We should go find somebody right now!"

Where to?
A) Back to the park
B) Downtown
C) The beach
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: robwebster on February 25, 2011, 04:28:15 PM
D) Makeout point.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ariich on February 25, 2011, 04:54:34 PM
D) Makeout point.
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Post by: masterthes on February 25, 2011, 05:37:08 PM
B
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Post by: GuineaPig on February 25, 2011, 06:00:21 PM
B)
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Post by: Dimitrius on February 25, 2011, 06:13:39 PM
D) Makeout point.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: DarkLord_Lalinc on February 25, 2011, 06:14:33 PM
D) Makeout point.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 25, 2011, 06:15:51 PM
Uh, guys. People are too busy playing Minecraft to go make out on a cliff.  :justjen
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Post by: lonestar on February 25, 2011, 07:08:31 PM
b
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Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 25, 2011, 07:27:10 PM
Sounds like it's time to rewatch Terminator: Salvation to figure out what to do next.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: dethklok09 on February 25, 2011, 07:37:07 PM
Back to the park to inform the other families of this and form an army.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 25, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
"Let's go downtown to a bar, or something. There has to be people in the city."

"Good idea." Kevin responds. You walk down to a small pub called "The Craft". The name makes you roll your eyes, but knowing what you know about the brainwashing powers of Minecraft, you brush it aside. You enter the bar with Kevin.

"Alright kid. There's a nice girl at the bar. Go with your best pick-up line." You sit at the bar next to the girl and order some Scotch. 'Gotta be smooth,' you think to yourself.

A) "What's shakin', babe?"
B) "Let's play circus. You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."
C) "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
D) "...fuck Minecraft."
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: robwebster on February 25, 2011, 08:06:03 PM
E) "This doesn't look like makeout point."
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: dethklok09 on February 25, 2011, 08:06:58 PM
"whats shaking boobs"
er I mean
"Shaking boobs"
shit I mean
"show me them boobs"
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 25, 2011, 08:07:54 PM
I gave you guys choices for a reason.  :P
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on February 25, 2011, 08:11:03 PM
D)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: dethklok09 on February 25, 2011, 08:12:42 PM
B, it will definetly work or else my name isnt john van shmeglemheimer.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: robwebster on February 25, 2011, 08:33:31 PM
I gave you guys choices for a reason.  :P
Four of us wanted to go to makeout point for a reason.

(...To make out.)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 25, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
I don't think pickup lines will work, but D is least likely to get us moonflowered again.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on February 25, 2011, 08:37:59 PM
I don't think pickup lines will work, but D is least likely to get us moonflowered again.
God knows we don't need someone to start complaining!
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on February 25, 2011, 08:39:27 PM
B)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: MetalManiac666 on February 25, 2011, 08:52:59 PM
D
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 25, 2011, 09:02:10 PM
Thinking that she will turn into a monster right on the spot, you say "Fuck Minecraft" in a confident volume. She turns to you, disgusted, and begins to transform. Unfortunately, the rest of the people in the bar also become angry and transform. They tear you apart and stir their drinks with your bones.


YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD

Make a different choice.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on February 25, 2011, 09:05:34 PM
D)

:vomitard:
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: MetalManiac666 on February 25, 2011, 09:07:47 PM
B
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on February 25, 2011, 09:08:17 PM
Knew that would happen. :-\  B again.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on February 25, 2011, 09:11:33 PM
B
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 25, 2011, 10:15:59 PM
Fuck...I meant to say B...seriously  :lol
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ariich on February 26, 2011, 03:47:41 AM
D again!

It's bound to work this time!
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 27, 2011, 04:01:51 PM
"Let's play circus. You can sit on my face and I'll guess your weight." You say, with full confidence and a bit of a "cool guy" tone.

"Look at you, little man!" She says, obviously aroused, "How old are you, hon?"

"19" You say with slightly wavering confidence.

"Well, what's say we go over to my place and we make a man out of you?" She suggests. Before you can even think about the consequences, you blurt out "Hell yeah!" and follow her out the door, motioning to Kevin to follow you, but not too closely. She doesn't seem to notice. When you get to the house, you motion for Kevin to stay outside, while shooting glances back at the girl. Kevin looks disgusted, but reluctantly nods. You go into the house with her.

Looking around the house, it definitely seems like a house that plays Minecraft. The internet router is perched lovingly atop the fireplace, and the refrigerator is adorned with Minecraft magnets and other assorted paraphernalia. She pours two glasses of wine, and sits down next to you on a leather couch. She proposes a toast to Minecraft, and takes a sip. There's an artistic metal plate on the table in front of you. Time to act.

A) Initiate making out
B) Hit her over the head with the plate
C) "Well...it's getting late. Better head home."
D) "...Fuck Minecraft"
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: antigoon on February 27, 2011, 04:07:55 PM
A!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: dethklok09 on February 27, 2011, 04:16:53 PM
A.
You can always kill her later.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 27, 2011, 04:40:13 PM
A...because if we get her clothes off, we don't have to worry about her packing a concealed weapon.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ScioPath on February 27, 2011, 04:52:05 PM
A...because if we get her clothes off, we don't have to worry about her packing a concealed weapon.

This. Also boobs.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on February 27, 2011, 05:01:11 PM
D)!
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ariich on February 28, 2011, 12:00:43 PM
A!
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on February 28, 2011, 07:07:41 PM
I'll update this tomorrow. I need to sort some things out.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dr. DTVT on February 28, 2011, 10:32:49 PM
I'll update this tomorrow. I need to sort some things out.

Like how to post boobs here.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 01, 2011, 07:16:01 PM
You bring yourself closer to her and hold her head. She backs away.

"Whoa there, cowboy. What are you doing?"

"Uh..." You respond back, completely dumbfounded.

"I thought we came here to play Minecraft?" She says to you. You're wondering how in the hell she could have interpreted what you said as a desire to play a computer game, but you're desperately trying not to say something stupid.

A) Go for the plate
B) Clock her in the face
C) Yell for help
D) "...Fuck Minecraft"
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 01, 2011, 07:48:04 PM
A.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ScioPath on March 01, 2011, 07:51:38 PM
a
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: dethklok09 on March 01, 2011, 07:53:16 PM
D :neverusethis:
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 01, 2011, 09:41:11 PM
D :neverusethis:
This!

She's alone plus Kevin Moore is nearby, if she transforms we can kill it!
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 01, 2011, 09:54:07 PM
E)  "Hey baby, we're going to play Minecraft alright, but I got to explore your underground tunnels first."
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ariich on March 02, 2011, 12:06:52 AM
A
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: antigoon on March 02, 2011, 12:21:49 AM
A
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ScioPath on March 02, 2011, 04:08:01 AM
D :neverusethis:
This!

She's alone plus Kevin Moore is nearby, if she transforms we can kill it!

Why wouldn't we kill it before it transforms then?
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 02, 2011, 04:54:27 AM
I'll just throw this out there. It's probably not in your best interests to kill it. After all, you're trying to get information out of it.  ;)
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 03, 2011, 07:11:06 PM
You reach for the plate, slowly. You comment on the interesting pattern on it, and chiefly smack her in the face with it. She has no time to react, and falls to the ground like a sack of potatoes. You call to Kevin to come help move her out of the house and back to Kevin's. You carry her by her shoulders, and Kevin grabs her legs. You duct tape her to a chair and sit quietly waiting for her to wake up. You would say something to Kevin, but the novelty of kidnapping somebody is kind of making the situation awkward. She stirs, and grunts. Her eyes open.

"How should we get her to transform?" You ask Kevin.

"Hm...maybe we should try to get some information first. She might be more receptive in her current state."

A) "So, where do the Minecraft developers live?"
B) "Do you ever feel like you're under control when you play Minecraft?"
C) "What's your cup size?"
D) "...Fuck Minecraft."
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: zxlkho on March 03, 2011, 07:13:20 PM
C
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: dethklok09 on March 03, 2011, 07:22:04 PM
C

so that when we get the information we will know how much water we can get without having to refill our cups.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ScioPath on March 03, 2011, 08:11:40 PM
A
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 03, 2011, 10:40:56 PM
B.  She probably doesn't know the answer to A.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 03, 2011, 10:59:27 PM
C
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ariich on March 04, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
C
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 04, 2011, 12:41:17 PM
C
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 07, 2011, 07:39:42 PM
"What's your cup size?" you ask inquisitively.

"Ugh, you again?" She says, "Look, why can't you just be normal and play Minecraft with me or something. I'm totally not into bondage, dude." You decide to take some initiative and get to the point.

"Alright. Enough. What do you know about Minecraft?" you raise your voice.

"Uh...it's a fun game that I like to play a lot?" She responds.

"No. There's more to it than that. If I say anything negative about Minecraft you'll turn into a monster."

"Wow, man. What the hell did you take this morning?" She says, obviously annoyed.

"You know, I can't take any more of this. Fuck Minecraft," you yell. Immediately, the girl outgrows her bonds and crashes through the roof of the house. She tears off the rest of the roof and stares down at you. She speaks in a noticeably deeper and growling tone.

"So, you're 2 of the last resistors, eh? Fine. You want to know about Minecraft? I'll tell you. You two and two others we're keeping at our bases are the only people left who haven't been enslaved. There are 8 bases around the region, and they're impossible to penetrate. Also, of course, now that I've gone and flapped my gums, a security alert has been raised. Every single person in the world is now a monster, gunning for you. Enjoy the rest of your life. It surely won't be long!" She jeers. You grab a knife that is on the floor next to you, and assume the battle position. Kevin rushes up next to you.

"Oh, so you're fighting it? This should be fun." She says.

MINECRAFT SLAVE #301269
HP: 100/100
MP: 25/25
STRENGTHS: UNKNOWN
WEAKNESSES: UNKNOWN

YOU                            KEVIN MOORE
HP: 25/25                    HP: 50/50
MP: 0/0                       MP: 50/50

A) Attack                    A) Physical Attack
B) Defend                    B) Defend
C) Attempt Escape        C) Magical Attack
D) Use item                  D) Use item

INVENTORY! (ANALYSIS!)
Half of a meatball sub (Thoroughly crushed)
Wallet (State ID)
Keys
Title: Re: True story. Wait, that sounds wrong.
Post by: LeeHarveyKennedy on March 07, 2011, 11:15:38 PM
I rape the bitch. Right in the pussy hole.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: ariich on March 08, 2011, 11:27:34 AM
A and C
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dr. DTVT on March 08, 2011, 11:30:05 AM
If it's anything like Moonflower, B and C.
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: LieLowTheWantedMan on March 10, 2011, 01:16:38 PM
A and C
Title: Re: A DTF Interactive RPG!
Post by: Dimitrius on March 15, 2011, 04:04:59 PM
A and C

For the bump!