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General => Archive => Topic started by: TimmyHiggy on January 23, 2011, 12:27:17 PM
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I have a mouse! Never had one before and not that freaked out so I decided to have some fun and build a trap of my own
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs051.snc6/168133_501765414591_504229591_6131471_3848745_n.jpg)
(https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs760.ash1/165165_501765419591_504229591_6131472_6455493_n.jpg)
Wish me luck!
Anyone built their own to an alternative design? In case my prototype fails...
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What the fuck is that thing
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Mice a notoriously difficult to get rid of. The one in my house has successfully evaded even store-bought traps for the better part of 3 months. Best of luck to you and you trap in you mousing.
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Can you explain to us the workings of this trap?
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wat
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One qualm:
What the fuck?
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Workings of Trap:
Mouse walks up the dark brown broom onto the side of the bin eating the small bits of stilton
Mouse then notices large piece of stilton on pivoting broom
mouse walks onto pivoting broom. overbalancing it
it all falls down, the broom falls over the end of the box (or at least, it did when I tested it) and the mouse falls down into the red plastic box
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Ah. My best guess was..
The mouse is trapped behind the backpacks. Once they are moved, it will cause the broom to loose it's grip and the giant cylinder will roll down the chair legs, crushing the mouse like a steamroller.
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:rollin that sounds straight out of tomb raider!
I was hoping to keep the mouse alive to go bother someone else with his new found understanding of moments...
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I have a design proposal, just made this.
(https://i.imgur.com/yucig.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/co8y1.jpg)
The mouse notices the shoe and slips on the carboard tube bit, then continues to run backwards on the tube on its hind legs all the way up the boxes before it gets its neck caught in the belt loop and hangs itself. The bin serves as a sort of Plan B.
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I have a design proposal
(https://i.imgur.com/yucig.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/co8y1.jpg)
The mouse notices the shoe and slips on the carboard tube bit, then continues to run backwards on the tube on its hind legs all the way up the boxes before it gets its neck caught in the belt loop and hangs itself. The bin serves as a sort of Plan B.
:hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
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I've been sitting on a design for a while. Still waiting for a follow-up from the patent office.
(https://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt294/Ultimetalhead/DSC00862.jpg)
(https://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt294/Ultimetalhead/DSC00872.jpg)
Basically, the mouse will come out of my room, notice that I've set dinner out for it (I mean, who the fuck doesn't want some damn Hamburger Helper? Not me!). Excited, it runs forth into the empty vitamin water bottle. In its excitement, it turns its head to the left, and sees the frog. Startled, it runs in the opposite direction, tripping over the allen wrench, and falling down the stairs into a conveniently placed ice cream bucket. Should the mouse run around the box, it should hit it enough to knock the battery off of the box, killing it on impact.
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Good trap, but have you considered a more aerodynamic water bottle? It may speed the delivery to the bottom of the stairs.
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Likewise, have you considered different types of leather? I'm sure your patent leather would do the job, but I think buckskin leather might make the hanging a bit more smooth. Bonded leather is obviously the best case scenario, but not everybody has access to that.
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My mouse trap is my cat. He works quite well.
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I've been sitting on a design for a while. Still waiting for a follow-up from the patent office.
(https://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt294/Ultimetalhead/DSC00862.jpg)
(https://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt294/Ultimetalhead/DSC00872.jpg)
Basically, the mouse will come out of my room, notice that I've set dinner out for it (I mean, who the fuck doesn't want some damn Hamburger Helper? Not me!). Excited, it runs forth into the empty vitamin water bottle. In its excitement, it turns its head to the left, and sees the frog. Startled, it runs in the opposite direction, tripping over the allen wrench, and falling down the stairs into a conveniently placed ice cream bucket. Should the mouse run around the box, it should hit it enough to knock the battery off of the box, killing it on impact.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard on the internet. :lol :lol
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Likewise, have you considered different types of leather? I'm sure your patent leather would do the job, but I think buckskin leather might make the hanging a bit more smooth. Bonded leather is obviously the best case scenario, but not everybody has access to that.
Ah, quite right. My schematics called for nubuck leather originally, but was scrapped for presentation purposes.
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I've been sitting on a design for a while. Still waiting for a follow-up from the patent office.
(https://*snip*)
(https://*snip*)
Basically, the mouse will come out of my room, notice that I've set dinner out for it (I mean, who the fuck doesn't want some damn Hamburger Helper? Not me!). Excited, it runs forth into the empty vitamin water bottle. In its excitement, it turns its head to the left, and sees the frog. Startled, it runs in the opposite direction, tripping over the allen wrench, and falling down the stairs into a conveniently placed ice cream bucket. Should the mouse run around the box, it should hit it enough to knock the battery off of the box, killing it on impact.
:rollin :rollin :rollin :rollin
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard on the internet. :lol :lol
What? Does this not look like it'll work? ???
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It does. The keys on the ground are the best part. :lol
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Oh, good. I thought you were mocking my creation.
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You didn't explain what the Mickey glass is for. Unless it's part of the dinner and meant to compliment the Hamburger Helper?
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You didn't explain what the Mickey glass is for. Unless it's part of the dinner and meant to compliment the Hamburger Helper?
Precisely.
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Well...what is it? I can't tell. Looks like fucked up Kool-Aid. Or tomato juice.
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Well...what is it? I can't tell. Looks like fucked up Kool-Aid. Or tomato juice.
It's the color of the glass. It's supposed to confuse the mouse, but it's also to make him feel comforted, because there's a mouse on the goblet.
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You sir....are quite intelligent.
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This is really weird, I've actually been working on a design for quite a while. Here's my prototype, any constructive criticism would be appreciated.
(https://i.imgur.com/drUvf.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/faAXT.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/hiEcA.jpg)
First, the mouse notices the Ekans card and is scared, so he runs into the vuvuzela. When he comes out the top he jumps down onto the Guitar Hero 2 (NOT Guitar H 3 or Rock Band, this is very important) controller. Because of the drop between the vuvuzela and controller platform there is no where else to go but to make the jump onto the broom handle. Now, the broom handle is supported only by a really big rubber band, so when it tries to grab on he will inevitably slip and fall into the trombone mute... Trapped, forever.
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The only cool way to deal with pests.
(https://nocoexpress.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/red-bull.jpg)
(https://www.dyehard.co.za/files/camostick.jpg)
(https://www.adventuresportandhunting.co.za/Images/blowgun-30.jpg)
BE A FUCKING MAN!
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This is really weird, I've actually been working on a design for quite a while. Here's my prototype, any constructive criticism would be appreciated.
*snip*
First, the mouse is scarred the Ekans card and runs into the vuvuzela. When he comes out the top he jumps down onto the Guitar Hero 2 (NOT Guitar H 3 or Rock Band, this is very important) controller. Because of the drop between the vuvuzela and controller platform there is no where else to go but to make the jump onto the broom handle. Now, the broom handle is supported only by a really big rubber band, so when it tries to grab on he will inevitably slip and fall into the trombone mute... Trapped, forever.
I wasn't laughing until I saw the keys... Sorry. :lol
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This thread is destined for archival.
Edit: Is there a reference I'm not getting with the keys being laid down next to all the traps?
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:rollin
The keys on the ground of every mockery is the killer!
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This thread is destined for archival.
Edit: Is there a reference I'm not getting with the keys being laid down next to all the traps?
Yes, look at my first post...
You people are far too observant!
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This thread is destined for archival.
Edit: Is there a reference I'm not getting with the keys being laid down next to all the traps?
What? Keys attract mice. How else are you supposed to lure them into the area?
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This thread is destined for archival.
Edit: Is there a reference I'm not getting with the keys being laid down next to all the traps?
What? Keys attract mice. How else are you supposed to lure them into the area?
Yeah, really. Where have you been?
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This thread is destined for archival.
Edit: Is there a reference I'm not getting with the keys being laid down next to all the traps?
What? Keys attract mice. How else are you supposed to lure them into the area?
With this, perhaps?
(https://fancydressonline.net/store/images/sexy%20minnie%20mouse%20pluys%20size.jpg)
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Anyway, glau. Your trap looks like it has potential. The only real suggestion I'd have for that one is maybe consider using a cup mute so that if the mouse happens to miss the entrance it could still impale itself on the ridges. The entry point might be a bit small too. Maybe try out a tuba mute?
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The only cool way to deal with pests.
*snip*
BE A FUCKING MAN!
I like where you were going with this but there are some serious problems with your plan:
1. Trying to poison a mouse with Red Bull would never work. If anything, pumping him full of caffeine would just make him harder to hit.
2. Mice can see right through your camouflage, they smell and feed on your fear.
3. Good luck hitting a tiny mouse with darts, you just pumped him full of caffeine.
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The only cool way to deal with pests.
*snip*
BE A FUCKING MAN!
I like where you were going with this but there are some serious problems with your plan:
1. Trying to poison a mouse with Red Bull would never work. If anything, pumping him full of caffeine would just make him harder to hit.
2. Mice can see right through your camouflage, they smell and feed on your fear.
3. Good luck hitting a tiny mouse with darts, you just pumped him full of caffeine.
:rollin
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This thread is glorious.
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Nice thread indeed.
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Holy shit awesome thread. :lol :lol
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The only cool way to deal with pests.
*snip*
BE A FUCKING MAN!
I like where you were going with this but there are some serious problems with your plan:
1. Trying to poison a mouse with Red Bull would never work. If anything, pumping him full of caffeine would just make him harder to hit.
2. Mice can see right through your camouflage, they smell and feed on your fear.
3. Good luck hitting a tiny mouse with darts, you just pumped him full of caffeine.
I can hit a moving mouse from 50' with one of those. They're surprisingly accurate.
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(https://i.imgur.com/6kHEb.jpg) (https://imgur.com/6kHEb)
(https://i.imgur.com/nlmbn.jpg) (https://imgur.com/nlmbn)
(https://i.imgur.com/ZydUs.jpg) (https://imgur.com/ZydUs)
So what we have here, is a high tech piece of machinery. What I have set up is the red carpet (incidentally the color is tan) that leads into this monster of a death trap. The mouse will just be waltzing along, when he sees this pathway I made him. As he walks the path, he'll see the three most irresistible prizes a mouse could want. A bag of change, a model car and I picture of me from my childhood (don't be jealous, he isn't walking away with the picture). As the little fucker walks toward these things, he will get trapped in the breeze of my VORNADO BRAND MOTORIZED FAN. As he is hit by the fan which will be at MAXIMUM POWER, he will get blown directly into my poorly painted box, which will then be lit on fire (lighter not pictured).
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But what happens if the mouse is really fat? Are you sure the fan has enough power to handle that?
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:rollin
You guys have waayyy to much time on your hands.
Here's my little addition, bacon and cheese flavored mouse poison...
(https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq_hQOHtKt6uI3j0GkqGD1MtpylG1GUrLIHqAWCYYXBlB1TwE_SA)
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But what happens if the mouse is really fat? Are you sure the fan has enough power to handle that?
Dude, don't be hatin on the VORNADO. That is some heavy shit.
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:rollin
You guys have waayyy to much time on your hands.
Here's my little addition, bacon and cheese flavored mouse poison...
(https://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRq_hQOHtKt6uI3j0GkqGD1MtpylG1GUrLIHqAWCYYXBlB1TwE_SA)
It might be worth the poison just for the bacon flavor.
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If you notice, is says,"quick acting formula", you wouldn't have much time to enjoy that bacon flavor. :xbones
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Why would I want to kill the mouse? I'd befriend it at the first opportunity; we could drink and surf the internet and listen to music together, it'd be awesome. He'd quickly become my go-to mouse for everything. Girl troubles? Talk to the mouse. Need someone to go to a gig with? That mouse fucking loves to mosh. My friends would love him, because he's an adorable mouse, and who doesn't love those? At clubs he's the perfect wingman, jumping on grenades so I can get with the hottest girl there. He's my best friend in the world, and I'm closer to him than I could ever be to a fellow human.
But then, early one morning I awake and go to the kitchen to make a bagel. I open the cupboard, and there he is, munching away on my bagels. My. Bagels. I blackout, and when I awake I find myself covered in blood, clutching the severed head of a girl I've never seen before and the mouse's skin is stuck to the wall with a thumbtack. I never found his body.
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Why would I want to kill the mouse? I'd befriend it at the first opportunity; we could drink and surf the internet and listen to music together, it'd be awesome. He'd quickly become my go-to mouse for everything. Girl troubles? Talk to the mouse. Need someone to go to a gig with? That mouse fucking loves to mosh. My friends would love him, because he's an adorable mouse, and who doesn't love those? At clubs he's the perfect wingman, jumping on grenades so I can get with the hottest girl there. He's my best friend in the world, and I'm closer to him than I could ever be to a fellow human.
But then, early one morning I awake and go to the kitchen to make a bagel. I open the cupboard, and there he is, munching away on my bagels. My. Bagels. I blackout, and when I awake I find myself covered in blood, clutching the severed head of a girl I've never seen before and the mouse's skin is stuck to the wall with a thumbtack. I never found his body.
See, if you had a trap set up next to your bagels this never would have happened. I'm going to be generous and allow you to use my design.
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Sigz is John Coffey.
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This thread reminds me of a day at an old restaurant whour outside storage area. We had set up some of that sticky paper to catch the little buggers with. On Easter Sunday, a buddy and I were out there to smoke and saw that one was caught on the thing, struggling to get free. In a very PC manner, I turned to my bud and said,"You think that's what Jesus was like on the cross?"
Yes, I am going to hell.
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Alright, a trap to catch that bagel-stealing cockstain. Should be self-explanatory:
(https://i.imgur.com/xTGiX.jpg)
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:clap:
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:rollin :rollin
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Interesting. It's elegant in it's simplicity.
The one problem I see is that there is no such thing as a shit bagel. So you'll have to use a regular godly bagel and deprive yourself of delicious foods.
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I lost t at "bagel stealing cockstain"
:rollin
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Oh that'll never work without arbitrarily placed keys.
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Moar designs!
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I think I've got some rough drafts floating about. But this thought process takes time. As Timmy has shown us, you can't rush genius.
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Yeah. I've been working on a few schematics myself. If we keep this up we could make millions. MILLIONS I TELL YOU.
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Boasting in an epic bead
Also, I know my grandpa has an awesome way to catch mouses. I think it's something like he puts a piece of meat into a box. The box is exactly on the edge of a full washtub. Once the mouse enters, the door grilles of the box falls down because of the mouse's weight, which also causes the box to fall down into the washtub, drowning the mouse.
I don't have pics because I saw it when I was a child, haven't seen it since.
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Coasting in an epic stead. Archive this motherfucker.
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You people have way too much god damn time on your hands.
I might build my own glorious mouse-killing structure sometime tomorrow though.
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First the mouse wonders into my room and sees this.
(https://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6853/img3563j.jpg)
He/She mistakes my paper machete penguin from highschool to be an actual penguin. The mouse decides to play a game chess.
(https://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6280/img3564f.jpg)
Then when he/she leasts expects it....
(https://img607.imageshack.us/img607/5363/img3565x.jpg)
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Brilliant! :lol
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It won't work unless you have keys.
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It won't work unless you have keys.
This. Keys are what tie the entire trap together.
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(https://takethedayoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mousetrap.gif)
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(https://takethedayoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mousetrap.gif)
We were talking about this in skype. nobody had it on them though
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(https://takethedayoff.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mousetrap.gif)
Any one of these devices could trap mice better than that piece of shit.
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(https://img692.imageshack.us/img692/3206/p10004841.jpg)
(https://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2596/p10004871.jpg)
(https://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4365/p10004901.jpg)
(https://img195.imageshack.us/img195/4278/p10004911b.jpg)
Alright guys, here it is. The mouse will instantly try to ride the bycicle clock, since my childhood experience has taught me that mice love to ride bycicles for no apparent reason:
(https://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/11863166/2/istockphoto_11863166-fat-white-mouse-walking-bike-begins-bicycle-riding-exercise-program.jpg)
It will go towards the computer mouse, because they're mouses. It will bump the mouse, and with it bumping the CD Drive with Falling into Infinity into it (Remember, FII is very important in this trap. VERY IMPORTANT). The Computer is already set to play track No.2, You Not Me.
The Mouse will be confused by this song, because it's a well-known fact that even mice are confused by how did DT even make this song. It will fall off the desk and fall into this huge book, who will close when he falls, crushing him.
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Well played good sir. :clap:
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I prefer a more simplistic approach to trapping and killing defenseless animals.
Simply...
A. Use a chip as bait and a slipper as a trap. Mouse goes into slipper and gnaws on chip
(https://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz346/dtismajesty/IMG_0659.jpg?t=1295840388)
B. Admire your nice rug one last time
(https://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz346/dtismajesty/IMG_0660.jpg?t=1295840593)
*click*
*click*
C. Boom. Motherfucker.
(https://i842.photobucket.com/albums/zz346/dtismajesty/IMG_0660EXPLODE.jpg?t=1295840655)
D. Call the fire department.
Now that mouse knows who's boss.
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I keep a keychain on my cat's collar, just in case. Otherwise he wouldn't work.
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(https://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:QETc1oCMjZqQhM::www.123rf.com/photo_474534.html&t=1&usg=AFrqEzerUfxifTECM1Dp3rvz7tQ_KB5qUw)
Mouse is just chilling, and suddenly he's trapped. It's fool proof, there's keys.
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(https://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0LjgXpLcJNEwKj2r-vMWIM4Usqhvf7bk3K5V7QOnH5MblwkImww)
Mouse is lured by keys, doesn't see the one he needs to get out of the room, and kills himself in despair with the knife.
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paper machete penguin
??? :lol
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Nice traps guys. Some of you are still missing the key ingredient though! :neverusethis:
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paper machete penguin
??? :lol
This WTF
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I still have no idea if keys being able to lure mice is an actual thing, or if everyone just saw it in the OP and decided to parody it. If it is an actual thing, this is the first I'm hearing of it, and I can't tell if Glau and UHM were just messing with me or not when I asked about it before.
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I still have no idea if keys being able to lure mice is an actual thing, or if everyone just saw it in the OP and decided to parody it. If it is an actual thing, this is the first I'm hearing of it, and I can't tell if Glau and UHM were just messing with me or not when I asked about it before.
:lol :lol You didn't know??
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It doesn't make any sense. What about keys would attract a mouse?
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So how are your devices performing?
I came back from work today to find that, in spite of the highly specialised and thoroughly tested design, no mice have been caught. I did however find it had been triggered...
(https://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg616/scaled.php?tn=0&server=616&filename=usiao.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)
(https://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg612/scaled.php?tn=0&server=612&filename=16lhk.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640)
That bastard mouse is a wiley one, sending out a decoy. Any ideas how to keep miniature elephants away?
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paper machete penguin
??? :lol
Have you ever tried to spell papier-mâché? It can't be done.
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It's easy on my keyboard.
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It doesn't make any sense. What about keys would attract a mouse?
Raccoons are attracted to shiny things and they're both rodents, so mice are therefore attracted to shiny things.
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It doesn't make any sense. What about keys would attract a mouse?
Raccoons are attracted to shiny things and they're both rodents, so mice are therefore attracted to shiny things.
Yeah, you seriously didn't know that?
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I srsly had no idea. It makes sense, but I guess I've never had to worry about it because I've never had a mice problem. :loser:
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It's easy on my keyboard.
What, spell papier-mâché? I've still never done it. Twice now, in fact.
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Beside the facts that not all members of an animal type have the same characteristics and raccoons aren't rodents, it makes total sense.
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So, I woke up this morning to find this...
(https://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt294/Ultimetalhead/DSC00873.jpg)
(https://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt294/Ultimetalhead/DSC00874.jpg)
I really don't know how he did it. He somehow got into the box of Helper without knocking the battery onto himself. As you can see, he left some of the noodles in the bucket. So, here's what I think happened. He took some of the noodles, went into the bottle to eat them, saw the frog, ran away and down the stairs into the bucket. I don't know how in the hell he got out or managed to position the bottle in that way, but one thing's for sure, this means war.
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*snip*
I really don't know how he did it. He somehow got into the box of Helper without knocking the battery onto himself. As you can see, he left some of the noodles in the bucket. So, here's what I think happened. He took some of the noodles, went into the bottle to eat them, saw the frog, ran away and down the stairs into the bucket. I don't know how in the hell he got out or managed to position the bottle in that way, but one thing's for sure, this means war.
Crafty little fucker. :tup
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Simplest design is best.
(https://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FVR/S8DR/FRXUSSWY/FVRS8DRFRXUSSWY.MEDIUM.jpg)
I didn't make this. Don't have any mice in my house. But I can tell it works very well.
Just put some food in there, and set up a makeshift ramp so it's easier for the mouse to climb in.
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Today I have made a scientific breakthrough. After much research I discovered that in fact, keys are not the primary piece to the mouse trap. It's the key-chain attached. Upon this discovery, I quickly went to my room and retrieved my old key-chain collection. Upon doing this, I drafted and put together probably my greatest invention to date.
Ladies and gentlemen of the scientific community, I present to you the Key-chain orgy.
This excellent piece of mouse trap technology works on a newly developed pressure plate system. Here is the photo of the entire thing for starters.
(https://i.imgur.com/M3SMQ.jpg) (https://imgur.com/M3SMQ)
How it works, is the mouse is firstly attracted and lured in by the pile of key-chains, as shown below. As you can see, the pressure plate is well hidden underneath the key-chains, with two fuses attached leading to the rest of the trap.
(https://i.imgur.com/CinBG.jpg) (https://imgur.com/CinBG)
Upon stepping on the pressure plate, the trigger sets off in two directions. The first going towards a carefully set up and aimed NERF handgun, pointed directly in the direction of the mouse, and the direction he shall soon be heading. As the trigger sets off, the gun is then fired towards the mouse, sending him flying forward, underneath where he shall meet his final demise.
(https://i.imgur.com/w4tg9.jpg) (https://imgur.com/w4tg9)
Here we have the final part of the trap. As the mouse is sent flying forward, he shall end up landing directly underneath the shown guitar, along with two razor sharp knives held together by some shoelace.
(https://i.imgur.com/KzPZu.jpg) (https://imgur.com/KzPZu)
During this time, I set up the second fuse to the shown lighter, which is in position to burn the shoelaces and drop the knives right down on the location where the mouse should have landed. If all of my calculations and measurements are correct, it should pierce either the mouses neck or go straight through his pelvis, or both if I was 100% correct.
(https://i.imgur.com/GoU3D.jpg) (https://imgur.com/GoU3D)
Here is an additional picture, which is over the pressure plate which ties the entire project together.
(https://i.imgur.com/xWPVK.jpg) (https://imgur.com/xWPVK)
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Amazing. :hefdaddy
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:clap:
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flawless design
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OK, somehow I just noticed this thread and :hefdaddy :hefdaddy
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lat, you need to design boardgames. :lol
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If lat was Wil E. Coyote, that roadrunner would have been fucked.
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lat, you need to design boardgames. :lol
Can you believe that when given assignments in middle/high school that involved making an educational board game, I always had the hardest time with it. That was probably because it didn't involve killing mice. Maybe I've found my calling :neverusethis:
If lat was Wil E. Coyote, that roadrunner would have been fucked.
:lol :rollin :lol
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This thread is full of win, and deserves to be archived.
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Yep, I think it's run its course.
TO THE ARCHIVE!
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I give this thread 24 hours to get funny again. If it succeeds, to the archive it shall go. If it fails, banished to the trash.
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Challenge accepted.
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Challenge accepted.
OH DEAR GOD!!
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*braces for epic*
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So after messing around with several different designs and schematics, I noticed something very strange in the corner of my eye.
(https://i.imgur.com/cDfV6.jpg) (https://imgur.com/cDfV6)
That's right, a mouse hole IN THE MIDDLE OF MY WALL. That's not on the floor people. The fucker dug a hole that leads up onto a table. Upon seeing this, inspiration struck, and I began my final design.
Here is the general idea of my design. What we have, is rather simple. A stack of books, with a rod that is keeping a key-chain suspended in air.
(https://i.imgur.com/UkzyV.jpg) (https://imgur.com/UkzyV)
(https://i.imgur.com/EFUiu.jpg) (https://imgur.com/EFUiu)
But this is not just any key-chain. No, this key-chain is special. It's a BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE KEY-CHAIN. There is no self respecting creature I can think of who wouldn't want this key-chain in it's possession.
(https://i.imgur.com/Ks6dm.jpg) (https://imgur.com/Ks6dm)
(https://i.imgur.com/cAsqp.jpg) (https://imgur.com/cAsqp)
So, as you can see, I suspended the key-chain just far enough to where the mouse will have to reach off the edge in order to retrieve it. But little to his surprise, there is no way he is grabbing that key-chain without falling off the table, and into his demise:
(https://i.imgur.com/vtgj7.jpg) (https://imgur.com/vtgj7)
(https://i.imgur.com/ovnaS.jpg) (https://imgur.com/ovnaS)
And now for the worst part. And honestly, I think this might be just a little cruel. I added something to the lid of the box that the mouse will have to bear and look at upon his death, which honestly I don't think anyone should ever be subjected to such torture. But, this fucker has been in my home for far too long. Just be aware, this following picture could be considered to be quite graphic and honestly a little terrifying, but here it is:
(https://i.imgur.com/3w7qL.jpg) (https://imgur.com/3w7qL)
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:rollin
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(https://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8894/kaneklapqo6.gif)
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:lol :rollin :lol
I'm honored to be a part of such amazing community.
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Oh my god. Best one yet!
and
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this.
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
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This is all I've got.
(https://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/hefdaddy42/funny/Schrodingers-Cat-LOL.jpg)
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:rollin
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:lol I love this thread.
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Archive. Now.
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Yes, what UMH said.
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Archive. Now.
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I was going to do one of these myself, but after that... :france:
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This may be the greatest thread in the history of threads.