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General => Archive => Topic started by: RandalGraves on March 08, 2010, 11:16:59 AM
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I'm actually rather curious of other people's landscaping habits. I just finished trimmin' the hedges and it's something I've started a few years ago. Given that I prefer my *ahem* lady's garden to be trimmed at the least, I figure they'd appreciate if I kept the plant life to a minimum. I've never had the balls to "scorch de earf" though. Well, I did once in the back yard, but that's a whole other story.
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I love talking in code.
Do you "cut the grass?", "Do the military approach?", "eliminate the area where fleas can live"?
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:rollin :rollin :rollin
I do try to keep them trimmed
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I have 9 footers (cedar obviously) around my place.
Takes me between 3-5 hours.
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Oh man :lol
As of recently, I have decided to start trimming the hedges. It started with "feels itchy man", but now it's all good.
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Can I put a request in for this thread?
Please, no posts saying "pics or it didn't happen".
rumborak
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It's up to the landlord and she likes the land bushy! ;)
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I would trim if I felt there even the slightest chance of having a guest over.
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Can I put a request in for this thread?
Please, no posts saying "pics or it didn't happen".
rumborak
(https://www.mymintzers.com/images/trim.jpg)
And no, I don't trim. See no reason for it.
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I trim if I feel like I have a chance of getting laid.
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Judging from your posts in the avatar thread, I don't see that as a serious concern for the foreseeable future.
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Judging from your posts in the avatar thread, I don't see that as a serious concern for the foreseeable future.
(https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8945/kaneclap.gif)
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Judging from your posts in the avatar thread, I don't see that as a serious concern for the foreseeable future.
:lol :rollin :lol
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English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
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English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
In context to the rest of the thread, this is the funniest thing I've read all morning. People are looking at my awkwardly now in the library.
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English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
Ew! WTF, MAN!
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Listening to Raw Dog while reading this thread gives it a whole new meaning.
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Neatly trimmed.
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I trim them about twice a year. If I don't then people complain that the overgrowth blocks the sidewalk.
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:lol
Yeah, I trim regularly and shave occasionally.
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I trim them about twice a year. If I don't then people complain that the overgrowth blocks the sidewalk.
May I suggest mustache wax.
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:lol
Yeah, I trim regularly and shave occasionally.
Wasssup?
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Trimming the hedges makes the already tall trees appear even taller.
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I get rid of all of it all regurarly.
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Sometimes I trim my hedges into designs.
:hat
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Trimming the hedges makes the already tall trees appear even taller.
:lol So true and I wouldn't want a lady friend using a machete to get to the tree. How often I trim depends on how often I plant my tree. :laugh:
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given my clear and serious response the first time...it's obvious I thought this thread was actually about hedges.
I use neat.
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I did once, but I trimmed them too low and the old man next door beat me with a rubber hose and yelled "THOSE ARE MY HEDGES, YOU DON'T TOUCH THEM"
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I've never had anyone over to look at my yard and I don't anticipate anyone coming to see my yard any time soon, so I let it run wild.
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You might want to at least rake up the dead leaves since Spring is on its way.
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That's true, plus I should throw out the christmas tree and the dog poop.
Wait, what?
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:|
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I like to leave my Christmas lights up all year round. Makes the yard look festive
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I'm a bit of a topiary enthusiast.
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English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
:rollin
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(https://www.pdwhite.com/images/Maze.jpg)
That's what's up
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Used to let the amazon run wild. Then it just got annoying, so I trimmed. Then after my redwood made his home in a fleshcave (fuck metaphors), I scorched da earf. For years, not a single blade of grass grew. Now I trim because it's just too much fucking effort to make it completely..grass..less. I still keep the landscape trimmed for the most part. Might start scorching again given a recent development with a lady-friend's lawn. Talk about a well kept garden...whew!
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English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
:rollin
Person 1: hmmm, this room could be bigger.
Person 2: yeah, this couch is a little close to the TV.
Person 3: I'm with you, I could swear this room is pretty cramped.
Xanthul: uuuuh, there's a fucking elephant in the corner?!?
Anyway, I've trimmed for quite a while, but recently tried out the minimalist approach. Stripped away the lawn and hedges completely, just left the big proud garden gnome standing his ground. It's definitely interesting. Can't say I've had anyone around to comment on it though.
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English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
haha
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/12669867433481.jpg)
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(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3373/3203053128_43666d4475.jpg)
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This might be my favourite ever thread.
Also, check the shape of the voting results. :lol
Anyway I trim occasionally. Keep it neat.
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I trim on occasion
It lets the neighbours know that you care.
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Also, check the shape of the voting results. :lol
:rollin :rollin
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I have a scorched earth policy.
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I fear for my favourite oak tree should I decide to scorch the earth.
For now I just trim the hedges.
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Also, check the shape of the voting results. :lol
:rollin :rollin
Someone needs to "even" it out :rollin
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Also, check the shape of the voting results. :lol
:rollin :rollin
Someone needs to "even" it out :rollin
:tup
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To paraphrase Dave Chappelle...
"I dun scorched da erf"
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I trim my hedges because it makes my yard look more big.
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Straight up rainforest.
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Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?
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I don't want my girlfriend to choke, so...
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I have 9 footers (cedar obviously) around my place.
Takes me between 3-5 hours.
Just in the context and with him especially not knowing what the fuck is going on and the way he said it, this is my vote for POTY! :lol
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That would be why your vote never counts. :p
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I know. :(
*73109 goes and cries in a corner*
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ITT: 73109 brags about his broken and outdated sarcasm detector.
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I don't want my girlfriend to choke, so...
inb4 small penis joke
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Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?
Nah, the hometree is VERY sturdy.
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ITT: 73109 brags about his broken and outdated sarcasm detector.
and how he's the luckiest in this thread, he doesn't have to worry about his hedges, they aren't growing yet.
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I don't want my girlfriend to choke, so...
inb4 small penis joke
Thank you ;)
ITT: 73109 brags about his broken and outdated sarcasm detector.
and how he's the luckiest in this thread, he doesn't have to worry about his hedges, they aren't growing yet.
:lol
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No cutting, no trimming. It's like Wild Kingdom over here.
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Judging from your posts in the avatar thread, I don't see that as a serious concern for the foreseeable future.
(https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8945/kaneclap.gif)
I hate you both.
:chino:
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I trim if I feel like I have a chance of getting laid.
Basically, this. With the occasional trim.
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Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?
If I shake my Tree of Souls too hard a bunch of these fall out:
(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/jamescameronsavatar/images/thumb/b/bd/Atokirina2.jpg/800px-Atokirina2.jpg)
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(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/12669867433481.jpg)
I can't stop laughing at this picture.
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Greatest thread ever.
I mow the lawn regularly to make my tree look even taller.
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I've never had anyone over to look at my yard and I don't anticipate anyone coming to see my yard any time soon, so I let it run wild.
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Carol used to play in her yard. Now she's blind.
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THEY DON'T EVEN FIT
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(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/12669867433481.jpg)
This is the funniest picture I've ever seen. I feel like I'm cheating on Sigz when I say this, but...
You, are my fucking hero.
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(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/12669867433481.jpg)
I can't stop laughing at this picture.
And I neaten up the edges of mah hedges.
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I love it when the girls post here.
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Thank you?
(I mean it's not as if we don't... :P)
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
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I've never had anyone over to look at my yard and I don't anticipate anyone coming to see my yard any time soon, so I let it run wild.
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
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Ahhhh Dan...:azn:
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Well this thread took an interesting turn.
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Also, :rollin @ this whole thread.
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Well this thread took an interesting turn.
It was interesting to begin with, but it's gotten progressively (nugget) more interesting.
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
You could think about ours to balance things out.
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
You could think about ours to balance things out.
That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort. :lol
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
You could think about ours to balance things out.
(https://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hansen.jpg)
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
You could think about ours to balance things out.
I'll try not to.
DAMMIT I LOSE
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
You could think about ours to balance things out.
That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort. :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.
"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."
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:lol
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I'll have to try that out.
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
You could think about ours to balance things out.
That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort. :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.
"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."
No, you have to add in something like, "And I acknowledge that that's a bit odd and may make you feel a little uncomfortable. But to make it up to you, you can think about mine. Deal?"
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That's like, "I stalk you, and have seen you naked. So to make it fair, I'll let you see me naked."
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
You could think about ours to balance things out.
That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort. :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.
"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."
No, you have to add in something like, "And I acknowledge that that's a bit odd and may make you feel a little uncomfortable. But to make it up to you, you can think about mine. Deal?"
I have a strange feeling like that would work really well to a select few individuals.
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Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?
OMG, I laughed very hard at this. Like, I don't laugh too often...but wow. I was rolling.
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I don't see how this thread is open and the fap contest isn't.
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There's no contest involved here... yet.
Also,
Woman crashes car shaving bikini line
By MSN NZ
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.
Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".
"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.
She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.
Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?
And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair. :|
You could think about ours to balance things out.
(https://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hansen.jpg)
one of these days I'm going to load up DTF and everything is going to be gone except for that picture
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There's no contest involved here... yet.
Also,
Woman crashes car shaving bikini line
By MSN NZ
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.
Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.
Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".
"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.
She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.
Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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When I can be bothered.
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It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
The frankness of your comment coupled with the always-funny eyebrows emote had my urinary muscles straining to hold in my piss.
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I shave it all off at the start of every month.
You know what they say, the shorter the grass, the taller the mailbox.
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Baldbaldbald. Every 3 days. :)
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Baldbaldbald. Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?
:neverusethis:
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Baldbaldbald. Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?
:neverusethis:
Tweezers for his 3 hairs. ;D
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this thread reminds me....I was sort of an extra in Jack Ass Two.
Did you all see me?
Disguise.
Might not have recognized me.
I was beard.
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Do you prefer them in beds or up against the wall?
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Baldbaldbald. Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?
:neverusethis:
Tweezers for his 3 hairs. ;D
harhar. I'll have you know there were 4!
Take that adult society.
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There is no single hair in that region. :hat
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There is a lot of talk about making the trees look taller. That is not an issue for me. I may not hit bottom, but man do I bang the shit out of the sides.
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There is a lot of talk about making the trees look taller. That is not an issue for me. I may not hit bottom, but man do I bang the shit out of the sides.
(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/demolition-ball.jpg)
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There is a lot of talk about making the trees look taller. That is not an issue for me. I may not hit bottom, but man do I bang the shit out of the sides.
My tree goes by how many rings it has. ;)
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My tree goes by how many beavers have been gnawing on it.
:|
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My tree goes by how many beavers have been gnawing on it.
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LOL.
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My tree goes by how many beavers have been gnawing on it.
:|
Fucking Win.
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My tree goes by how many beavers have been gnawing on it.
Aren't you like Scandanavian? Do you guys even have beavers there?
Yes, I'm aware of the pun, I'm just being silly.
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No. Like a lot things I try, I'm sure it would start out modest, then get obsessive for a brief spell, then end up being neglected completely. Due to the fact that I live in fear that pruning the foliage will only make it grow longer when it gets neglected, I have elected to never trim the shrubbery.
(Relevant opinion once raised by one of my friends: I prefer cricket with grass on the wicket)
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No. Like a lot things I try, I'm sure it would start out modest, then get obsessive for a brief spell, then end up being neglected completely. Due to the fact that I live in fear that pruning the foliage will only make it grow longer when it gets neglected, I have elected to never trim the shrubbery.
(Relevant opinion once raised by one of my friends: I prefer cricket with grass on the wicket)
Seeing that you had posted in this thread, and knowing your avatar, I wish with all my might that your post would contain the word "shrubbery." I am so glad I was not disappointed.
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No. Like a lot things I try, I'm sure it would start out modest, then get obsessive for a brief spell, then end up being neglected completely. Due to the fact that I live in fear that pruning the foliage will only make it grow longer when it gets neglected, I have elected to never trim the shrubbery.
(Relevant opinion once raised by one of my friends: I prefer cricket with grass on the wicket)
Seeing that you had posted in this thread, and knowing your avatar, I wish with all my might that your post would contain the word "shrubbery." I am so glad I was not disappointed.
It was too good an opportunity to be wasted. I didn't want to make it too obvious though!
Glad to not be a disappointment (I'm going to start saying this to relatives, I like the negativity)
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I try and scorch it every 4 or 5 days, make sure it's nice and clean for my lady friend. I also definitely appreciate how she returns the favo :loser:
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I hate when I get the second day stubbles.
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I found a snake in my bush one day.
Literally.
And euphemistically ;)
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Did you kill it with fire?
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Did you kill it with fire?
:laugh:
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This is now in my epic thread Hall of Fame.
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We need people to Trim more hedges so the Tree of Souls can be longer.
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I don't shake when I'm do my business...
I drop it and punt.
:D
Did I fail?
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I live in Athens, Ga. -- where all home UGA football games are referred to as being played "between the hedges," due to Sanford Stadium landscaping. I'm afraid the innocence of that phrase has now been compromised for me.
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I don't shake when I'm do my business...
I drop it and punt.
:D
Did I fail?
what is this i dont even
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Did I fail?
Yes.
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Did I fail?
Yes.
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Did I fail?
Constantly. Christ, it's almost sickening.
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Did I fail?
Constantly. Christ, it's almost sickening.
It's like constant motion of fail...
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PRUNE THE HEDGES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEIZ_FFmjnw
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I scorch it, but it can't bring myself to do it more often than I do now.
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Did I fail?
Constantly. Christ, it's almost sickening.
It's like constant motion of fail...
This just in, Icy has invented the perpetual fail machine.
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Did I fail?
Constantly. Christ, it's almost sickening.
It's like constant motion of fail...
This just in, Icy has invented the perpetual fail machine.
The Groundhog's Day of failures! :D
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failing all the bloody time
(failing body failing mind)
out of control my posts are
CONSTANT FAILURE
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I don't, but she does: https://keysnews.com/node/21349
In her car.... while driving.........
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I could do something funny and let you guess. :neverusethis:
.. but nah. I scorch.
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I hate when girls have body hair. Anywhere. Only hair should be on the head. :)
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And I, on the other hand, love it that my boyfriend doesn't give a shit about that.
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And I, on the other hand, love it that my boyfriend doesn't give a shit about that.
he is a trooper.
But at least you recognize. :)
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I dunno.....when I go to the ballet.....I'd rather seen some nicely pruned...rather than completely bald....it makes them look too young to be dancing..which in turn makes me feel like shouldn't be watching.
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And I, on the other hand, love it that my boyfriend doesn't give a shit about that.
he is a trooper.
But at least you recognize. :)
No he is man. You are a child, and nothing of hedge-trimming.
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I just don't find it attractive at all. The only thing that I can tollerate is maybe like brazillian wax.
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I just don't find it attractive at all. The only thing that I can tollerate is maybe like brazillian wax.
What about guys then?
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at least trimmed. Not a forrest. I prefer bald but can tollerate hair more on guys.
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at least trimmed. Not a forrest. I prefer bald but can tollerate hair more on guys.
I guess thats what matters for you.
I consider your opinion on women hedgetrimmers to be obsolete.
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lol. I just have bad experiences. :p
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I feel it's purely a matter of personal preference for all parties involved. I like to keep mine neat for comfort but there needs to be something down there. On women, I have my preference, which also happens to be how my wife is comfortable, but I'm also totally cool with whatever else might make her comfortable. I'm certainly in no position to tell anyone else how they should groom themselves.
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I shave because it's more comfortable. My boyfriend approves and likes that.
But he wouldn't bother if I stopped. Last year I didn't shave my legs all winter, because he was the only one who would look at them anyway - and he didn't bother one bit. I love that he lets me decide for myself what I want to do with my body.
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I shave because it's more comfortable. My boyfriend approves and likes that.
But he wouldn't bother if I stopped. Last year I didn't shave my legs all winter, because he was the only one who would look at them anyway - and he didn't bother one bit. I love that he lets me decide for myself what I want to do with my body.
Priceisely that.
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^That^
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I shave because it's more comfortable. My boyfriend approves and likes that.
But he wouldn't bother if I stopped. Last year I didn't shave my legs all winter, because he was the only one who would look at them anyway - and he didn't bother one bit. I love that he lets me decide for myself what I want to do with my body.
Thats a good guy.
Maybe its a good thing icy is bi. If was into girls, he'd run into way too many problems.
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....^^that......chicks are complicated......
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Complicated as fuck.
My guy friends never understands why I'm sad when they have hurt me. I have much more complicated feelings than they do. It's not something I can help, and it sucks.
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I'. perfectly capable of having a girlfriend. That wouldn't be something I would break up with someone over or anything... that would be stupid. I honestly don't care all too much, I just prefer it the way I said.
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Umm...
I just don't find it attractive at all. The only thing that I can tollerate is maybe like brazillian wax.
Sounds like you do care.
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This thread has to get archived. Pure win. Except for the fails.
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This thread has to get archived. Pure win. Except for the fails.
So many good moments...
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This can not be archived until our poll penis does not have testicular cancer.
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This can not be archived until our poll penis does not have testicular cancer.
fix'd. Lock the poll at least :lol
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(https://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4407/dicku.jpg)
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(https://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4407/dicku.jpg)
Wow, this is beautiful.
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What a work of art...
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Aww...now its all crooked.
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Aww...now its all crooked.
Close enough :D