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Title: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: RandalGraves on March 08, 2010, 11:16:59 AM
I'm actually rather curious of other people's landscaping habits.  I just finished trimmin' the hedges and it's something I've started a few years ago.  Given that I prefer my *ahem* lady's garden to be trimmed at the least, I figure they'd appreciate if I kept the plant life to a minimum.  I've never had the balls to "scorch de earf" though.  Well, I did once in the back yard, but that's a whole other story.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: emindead on March 08, 2010, 11:19:54 AM
I love talking in code.

Do you "cut the grass?", "Do the military approach?", "eliminate the area where fleas can live"?
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Elsydeon on March 08, 2010, 11:20:03 AM
 :rollin :rollin :rollin
I do try to keep them trimmed
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 08, 2010, 11:23:43 AM
I have 9 footers (cedar obviously) around my place.
Takes me between 3-5 hours.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 11:24:01 AM
Oh man  :lol


As of recently, I have decided to start trimming the hedges. It started with "feels itchy man", but now it's all good.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: rumborak on March 08, 2010, 11:24:34 AM
Can I put a request in for this thread?

Please, no posts saying "pics or it didn't happen".

rumborak
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 08, 2010, 11:26:18 AM
It's up to the landlord and she likes the land bushy! ;)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 11:26:32 AM
I would trim if I felt there even the slightest chance of having a guest over.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Zydar on March 08, 2010, 11:27:20 AM
Can I put a request in for this thread?

Please, no posts saying "pics or it didn't happen".

rumborak


(https://www.mymintzers.com/images/trim.jpg)

And no, I don't trim. See no reason for it.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Chino on March 08, 2010, 11:29:14 AM
I trim if I feel like I have a chance of getting laid.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 11:30:37 AM
Judging from your posts in the avatar thread, I don't see that as a serious concern for the foreseeable future.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 11:31:52 AM
Judging from your posts in the avatar thread, I don't see that as a serious concern for the foreseeable future.

(https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8945/kaneclap.gif)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 11:32:05 AM
Judging from your posts in the avatar thread, I don't see that as a serious concern for the foreseeable future.
:lol :rollin :lol
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Xanthul on March 08, 2010, 11:32:24 AM
English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 11:33:32 AM
English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
In context to the rest of the thread, this is the funniest thing I've read all morning. People are looking at my awkwardly now in the library.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: emindead on March 08, 2010, 11:33:53 AM
English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
Ew! WTF, MAN!
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: contest_sanity on March 08, 2010, 11:37:12 AM
Listening to Raw Dog while reading this thread gives it a whole new meaning.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Hyperplex on March 08, 2010, 11:42:11 AM
Neatly trimmed.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: LudwigVan on March 08, 2010, 11:46:23 AM
I trim them about twice a year.  If I don't then people complain that the overgrowth blocks the sidewalk. 
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: bout to crash on March 08, 2010, 11:49:33 AM
 :lol

Yeah, I trim regularly and shave occasionally.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 08, 2010, 11:49:51 AM
I trim them about twice a year.  If I don't then people complain that the overgrowth blocks the sidewalk. 

May I suggest mustache wax.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Adami on March 08, 2010, 12:08:39 PM
:lol

Yeah, I trim regularly and shave occasionally.

Wasssup?
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Sir GuitarCozmo on March 08, 2010, 12:11:40 PM
Trimming the hedges makes the already tall trees appear even taller.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on March 08, 2010, 12:23:13 PM
I get rid of all of it all regurarly.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Gwii on March 08, 2010, 12:23:50 PM
Sometimes I trim my hedges into designs.


 :hat
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Dublagent66 on March 08, 2010, 12:25:39 PM
Trimming the hedges makes the already tall trees appear even taller.

 :lol  So true and I wouldn't want a lady friend using a machete to get to the tree.  How often I trim depends on how often I plant my tree.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 08, 2010, 12:26:14 PM
given my clear and serious response the first time...it's obvious I thought this thread was actually about hedges.


I use neat.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: sonatafanica on March 08, 2010, 12:30:51 PM
I did once, but I trimmed them too low and the old man next door beat me with a rubber hose and yelled "THOSE ARE MY HEDGES, YOU DON'T TOUCH THEM"
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Genowyn on March 08, 2010, 12:52:29 PM
I've never had anyone over to look at my yard and I don't anticipate anyone coming to see my yard any time soon, so I let it run wild.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 12:59:15 PM
You might want to at least rake up the dead leaves since Spring is on its way.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Genowyn on March 08, 2010, 01:03:31 PM
That's true, plus I should throw out the christmas tree and the dog poop.

Wait, what?
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Zydar on March 08, 2010, 01:06:17 PM
 :|
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Gwii on March 08, 2010, 01:07:28 PM
I like to leave my Christmas lights up all year round.  Makes the yard look festive
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: robwebster on March 08, 2010, 01:12:59 PM
I'm a bit of a topiary enthusiast.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: AcidLameLTE on March 08, 2010, 01:14:01 PM
English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
:rollin
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Gwii on March 08, 2010, 01:15:19 PM
(https://www.pdwhite.com/images/Maze.jpg)




That's what's up
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: TioJorge on March 08, 2010, 01:16:20 PM
Used to let the amazon run wild. Then it just got annoying, so I trimmed. Then after my redwood made his home in a fleshcave (fuck metaphors), I scorched da earf. For years, not a single blade of grass grew. Now I trim because it's just too much fucking effort to make it completely..grass..less. I still keep the landscape trimmed for the most part. Might start scorching again given a recent development with a lady-friend's lawn. Talk about a well kept garden...whew!
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on March 08, 2010, 01:17:26 PM
English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
  :rollin

Person 1: hmmm, this room could be bigger.
Person 2: yeah, this couch is a little close to the TV.
Person 3: I'm with you, I could swear this room is pretty cramped.
Xanthul: uuuuh, there's a fucking elephant in the corner?!?



Anyway, I've trimmed for quite a while, but recently tried out the minimalist approach. Stripped away the lawn and hedges completely, just left the big proud garden gnome standing his ground. It's definitely interesting. Can't say I've had anyone around to comment on it though.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Arch Benemy on March 08, 2010, 04:08:42 PM
English is not my primary language so screw codes. I shave my balls and trim the hair above my penis.
haha
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/12669867433481.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Cool Chris on March 08, 2010, 04:21:50 PM
(https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3373/3203053128_43666d4475.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: ariich on March 08, 2010, 04:35:16 PM
This might be my favourite ever thread.

Also, check the shape of the voting results. :lol

Anyway I trim occasionally. Keep it neat.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 04:40:30 PM
I trim on occasion
It lets the neighbours know that you care.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Portrucci on March 08, 2010, 04:42:48 PM
Also, check the shape of the voting results. :lol
:rollin :rollin
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Dimitrius on March 08, 2010, 04:47:01 PM
I have a scorched earth policy.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: XianL on March 08, 2010, 04:53:15 PM
I fear for my favourite oak tree should I decide to scorch the earth.

For now I just trim the hedges.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Gwii on March 08, 2010, 05:02:06 PM
Also, check the shape of the voting results. :lol
:rollin :rollin


Someone needs to "even" it out  :rollin
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 05:07:27 PM
Also, check the shape of the voting results. :lol
:rollin :rollin

Someone needs to "even" it out  :rollin

 :tup
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: LTE on March 08, 2010, 05:08:35 PM
To paraphrase Dave Chappelle...

"I dun scorched da erf"
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: HarlequinForest on March 08, 2010, 05:15:30 PM
I trim my hedges because it makes my yard look more big.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lonestar on March 08, 2010, 05:34:40 PM
Straight up rainforest.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 05:38:46 PM
Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Birch Boy on March 08, 2010, 05:40:15 PM
I don't want my girlfriend to choke, so...
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 05:40:25 PM
I have 9 footers (cedar obviously) around my place.
Takes me between 3-5 hours.

Just in the context and with him especially not knowing what the fuck is going on and the way he said it, this is my vote for POTY! :lol
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Hyperplex on March 08, 2010, 05:42:18 PM
That would be why your vote never counts. :p
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 05:43:54 PM
I know. :(

*73109 goes and cries in a corner*
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 05:45:10 PM
ITT: 73109 brags about his broken and outdated sarcasm detector.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 05:49:12 PM
I don't want my girlfriend to choke, so...
inb4 small penis joke
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lonestar on March 08, 2010, 05:51:33 PM
Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?
Nah, the hometree is VERY sturdy.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on March 08, 2010, 05:51:58 PM
ITT: 73109 brags about his broken and outdated sarcasm detector.
and how he's the luckiest in this thread, he doesn't have to worry about his hedges, they aren't growing yet.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Birch Boy on March 08, 2010, 06:01:28 PM
I don't want my girlfriend to choke, so...
inb4 small penis joke
Thank you  ;)
ITT: 73109 brags about his broken and outdated sarcasm detector.
and how he's the luckiest in this thread, he doesn't have to worry about his hedges, they aren't growing yet.
:lol
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 08, 2010, 06:02:40 PM
No cutting, no trimming.  It's like Wild Kingdom over here.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Chino on March 08, 2010, 06:02:44 PM
Judging from your posts in the avatar thread, I don't see that as a serious concern for the foreseeable future.

(https://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8945/kaneclap.gif)

I hate you both.












:chino:
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Fuzzboy on March 08, 2010, 06:11:19 PM
I trim if I feel like I have a chance of getting laid.

Basically, this. With the occasional trim.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: emindead on March 08, 2010, 06:54:05 PM
Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?
If I shake my Tree of Souls too hard a bunch of these fall out:
(https://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/jamescameronsavatar/images/thumb/b/bd/Atokirina2.jpg/800px-Atokirina2.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 06:55:35 PM
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/12669867433481.jpg)

I can't stop laughing at this picture.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Zeltar on March 08, 2010, 06:57:52 PM
Greatest thread ever.

I mow the lawn regularly to make my tree look even taller.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: MetalMike06 on March 08, 2010, 06:57:58 PM
I've never had anyone over to look at my yard and I don't anticipate anyone coming to see my yard any time soon, so I let it run wild.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 07:00:07 PM
Carol used to play in her yard.  Now she's blind.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 08, 2010, 07:06:27 PM
THEY DON'T EVEN FIT
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 07:09:41 PM
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/12669867433481.jpg)
This is the funniest picture I've ever seen. I feel like I'm cheating on Sigz when I say this, but...

You, are my fucking hero.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 07:11:37 PM
(https://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b279/prostheticsummer/12669867433481.jpg)

I can't stop laughing at this picture.

And I neaten up the edges of mah hedges.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 07:13:30 PM
I love it when the girls post here.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 07:14:43 PM
Thank you?

(I mean it's not as if we don't... :P)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 07:22:14 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 07:23:09 PM
I've never had anyone over to look at my yard and I don't anticipate anyone coming to see my yard any time soon, so I let it run wild.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 07:26:34 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: 73109 on March 08, 2010, 07:27:22 PM
Ahhhh Dan...:azn:
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 07:27:44 PM
Well this thread took an interesting turn.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 07:27:55 PM
Also, :rollin @ this whole thread.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 07:30:46 PM
Well this thread took an interesting turn.
It was interesting to begin with, but it's gotten progressively (nugget) more interesting.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 07:39:15 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 07:41:52 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort.  :lol
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Sigz on March 08, 2010, 07:43:14 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.


(https://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hansen.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: True Death of Life on March 08, 2010, 07:51:12 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

I'll try not to.










DAMMIT I LOSE
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lateralus88 on March 08, 2010, 07:56:02 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort.  :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.

"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 08, 2010, 07:57:09 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 08, 2010, 07:58:15 PM
I'll have to try that out.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: bosk1 on March 08, 2010, 07:58:57 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort.  :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.

"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."

No, you have to add in something like, "And I acknowledge that that's a bit odd and may make you feel a little uncomfortable.  But to make it up to you, you can think about mine.  Deal?"
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Dark Master Of Sin on March 08, 2010, 07:59:42 PM
That's like, "I stalk you, and have seen you naked. So to make it fair, I'll let you see me naked."
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 08, 2010, 08:00:27 PM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.

That has got to be the worst line I have ever heard, but you definitely get an A for effort.  :lol
I think this could potentially be the best pick up line ever.

"Hey babe, I've been fantasizing about your pubic hair all day."

No, you have to add in something like, "And I acknowledge that that's a bit odd and may make you feel a little uncomfortable.  But to make it up to you, you can think about mine.  Deal?"

I have a strange feeling like that would work really well to a select few individuals.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Jamesman42 on March 09, 2010, 12:31:00 AM
Shake it too hard, and a bunch of na'vi fall out?

OMG, I laughed very hard at this. Like, I don't laugh too often...but wow. I was rolling.

Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 09, 2010, 12:31:42 AM
I don't see how this thread is open and the fap contest isn't.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on March 09, 2010, 03:22:50 AM
There's no contest involved here... yet.

Also,

Quote
Woman crashes car shaving bikini line
By MSN NZ
Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.

Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.

She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.

Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: axeman90210 on March 09, 2010, 06:39:09 AM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

I was just asked if my pubic hair was red and curly...why wouldn't it be?


And then I realized that it was quite weird that they had been thinking about my pubic hair.  :|

You could think about ours to balance things out.


(https://gossipcandy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hansen.jpg)

one of these days I'm going to load up DTF and everything is going to be gone except for that picture
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lateralus88 on March 09, 2010, 06:40:14 AM
There's no contest involved here... yet.

Also,

Quote
Woman crashes car shaving bikini line
By MSN NZ
Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A US woman has been arrested after crashing into a truck as she shaved her bikini line while she was driving.

Megan Mariah Barnes, 37, was on the way to a date with her boyfriend in southern Florida when the collision took place, TV station WFOR-TV reported.

Barnes allegedly gave her ex-husband the wheel as she shaved her private parts because she wanted to be "ready for the visit".

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it," police officer Gary Dunick said.

She had been driving unlicensed after being banned for five years the previous day for drunk driving.

Barnes could face a year behind bars on charges of reckless driving, driving with a revoked license, leaving the scene of a crash with injuries, driving with no insurance and violating the probation of her earlier drink driving conviction.
:facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: faemir on March 09, 2010, 06:57:53 AM
When I can be bothered.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: black_biff_stadler on March 09, 2010, 08:14:20 AM
It allows us to fantasize. :eyebrows:

The frankness of your comment coupled with the always-funny eyebrows emote had my urinary muscles straining to hold in my piss.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: ReaperKK on March 09, 2010, 08:35:57 AM
I shave it all off at the start of every month.

You know what they say, the shorter the grass, the taller the mailbox.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 09, 2010, 09:17:00 AM
Baldbaldbald.  Every 3 days. :)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: ariich on March 09, 2010, 11:18:49 AM
Baldbaldbald.  Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?

:neverusethis:
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 09, 2010, 11:22:14 AM
Baldbaldbald.  Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?

:neverusethis:

Tweezers for his 3 hairs. ;D
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 09, 2010, 11:22:57 AM
this thread reminds me....I was sort of an extra in Jack Ass Two.


Did you all see me?
Disguise.
Might not have recognized me.
I was beard.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: XJDenton on March 09, 2010, 11:32:39 AM
Do you prefer them in beds or up against the wall?
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 09, 2010, 11:38:03 AM
Baldbaldbald.  Every 3 days. :)
Wait, you've reached puberty?

:neverusethis:

Tweezers for his 3 hairs. ;D
harhar.  I'll have you know there were 4!


Take that adult society.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Nic35 on March 09, 2010, 12:06:47 PM
There is no single hair in that region. :hat
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lonestar on March 09, 2010, 12:21:03 PM
There is a lot of talk about making the trees look taller.  That is not an issue for me.  I may not hit bottom, but man do I bang the shit out of the sides.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Xanthul on March 09, 2010, 12:28:36 PM
There is a lot of talk about making the trees look taller.  That is not an issue for me.  I may not hit bottom, but man do I bang the shit out of the sides.

(https://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac31/jafean/demolition-ball.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 09, 2010, 01:48:23 PM
There is a lot of talk about making the trees look taller.  That is not an issue for me.  I may not hit bottom, but man do I bang the shit out of the sides.

My tree goes by how many rings it has. ;)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Zydar on March 09, 2010, 01:49:55 PM
My tree goes by how many beavers have been gnawing on it.



 :|
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 09, 2010, 01:55:08 PM
My tree goes by how many beavers have been gnawing on it.



 :|

LOL.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Ultimetalhead on March 09, 2010, 01:59:50 PM
My tree goes by how many beavers have been gnawing on it.



 :|
Fucking Win.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Fluffy Lothario on March 09, 2010, 02:05:16 PM
My tree goes by how many beavers have been gnawing on it.
Aren't you like Scandanavian? Do you guys even have beavers there?

Yes, I'm aware of the pun, I'm just being silly.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 09, 2010, 05:27:14 PM
No. Like a lot things I try, I'm sure it would start out modest, then get obsessive for a brief spell, then end up being neglected completely. Due to the fact that I live in fear that pruning the foliage will only make it grow longer when it gets neglected, I have elected to never trim the shrubbery.

(Relevant opinion once raised by one of my friends: I prefer cricket with grass on the wicket)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: bosk1 on March 09, 2010, 05:30:32 PM
No. Like a lot things I try, I'm sure it would start out modest, then get obsessive for a brief spell, then end up being neglected completely. Due to the fact that I live in fear that pruning the foliage will only make it grow longer when it gets neglected, I have elected to never trim the shrubbery.

(Relevant opinion once raised by one of my friends: I prefer cricket with grass on the wicket)

Seeing that you had posted in this thread, and knowing your avatar, I wish with all my might that your post would contain the word "shrubbery."  I am so glad I was not disappointed.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 09, 2010, 05:32:24 PM
No. Like a lot things I try, I'm sure it would start out modest, then get obsessive for a brief spell, then end up being neglected completely. Due to the fact that I live in fear that pruning the foliage will only make it grow longer when it gets neglected, I have elected to never trim the shrubbery.

(Relevant opinion once raised by one of my friends: I prefer cricket with grass on the wicket)

Seeing that you had posted in this thread, and knowing your avatar, I wish with all my might that your post would contain the word "shrubbery."  I am so glad I was not disappointed.
It was too good an opportunity to be wasted. I didn't want to make it too obvious though!
Glad to not be a disappointment (I'm going to start saying this to relatives, I like the negativity)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Chewbacca on March 09, 2010, 10:01:32 PM
I try and scorch it every 4 or 5 days, make sure it's nice and clean for my lady friend. I also definitely appreciate how she returns the favo  :loser:
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Chino on March 09, 2010, 10:05:36 PM
I hate when I get the second day stubbles.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Volk9 on March 09, 2010, 10:07:15 PM
I found a snake in my bush one day.








































Literally.




















And euphemistically ;)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Jamesman42 on March 09, 2010, 10:58:37 PM
Did you kill it with fire?
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: black_biff_stadler on March 10, 2010, 05:51:57 AM
Did you kill it with fire?

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: blackngold29 on March 10, 2010, 08:38:46 AM
This is now in my epic thread Hall of Fame.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: emindead on March 10, 2010, 08:47:23 AM
We need people to Trim more hedges so the Tree of Souls can be longer.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 10, 2010, 09:09:28 AM
I don't shake when I'm do my business...

































I drop it and punt.
 :D


Did I fail?
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: contest_sanity on March 10, 2010, 12:21:56 PM
I live in Athens, Ga. -- where all home UGA football games are referred to as being played "between the hedges," due to Sanford Stadium landscaping.  I'm afraid the innocence of that phrase has now been compromised for me.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 10, 2010, 02:11:27 PM
I don't shake when I'm do my business...

































I drop it and punt.
 :D


Did I fail?


what is this i dont even
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 10, 2010, 05:09:35 PM
Did I fail?
Yes.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lonestar on March 10, 2010, 05:11:56 PM
Did I fail?
Yes.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: MetalJunkie on March 11, 2010, 09:23:13 AM
Did I fail?
Constantly. Christ, it's almost sickening.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 11, 2010, 09:27:35 AM
Did I fail?
Constantly. Christ, it's almost sickening.
It's like constant motion of fail...
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Tick on March 11, 2010, 09:38:52 AM
PRUNE THE HEDGES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEIZ_FFmjnw
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: tri.ad on March 11, 2010, 10:35:31 AM
I scorch it, but it can't bring myself to do it more often than I do now.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: lonestar on March 11, 2010, 11:57:22 AM
Did I fail?
Constantly. Christ, it's almost sickening.
It's like constant motion of fail...
This just in, Icy has invented the perpetual fail machine.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: King Postwhore on March 11, 2010, 11:58:43 AM
Did I fail?
Constantly. Christ, it's almost sickening.
It's like constant motion of fail...
This just in, Icy has invented the perpetual fail machine.

The Groundhog's Day of failures! :D
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 11, 2010, 03:53:38 PM
failing all the bloody time
(failing body failing mind)
out of control my posts are
CONSTANT FAILURE
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: blackngold29 on March 11, 2010, 06:47:45 PM
I don't, but she does: https://keysnews.com/node/21349

In her car.... while driving.........
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Logical Nightmare on March 12, 2010, 08:54:40 AM
I could do something funny and let you guess. :neverusethis:

.. but nah. I scorch.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 12, 2010, 08:57:55 AM
I hate when girls have body hair.  Anywhere.  Only hair should be on the head.  :)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Logical Nightmare on March 12, 2010, 09:01:20 AM
And I, on the other hand, love it that my boyfriend doesn't give a shit about that.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 12, 2010, 09:04:21 AM
And I, on the other hand, love it that my boyfriend doesn't give a shit about that.
he is a trooper. 
But at least you recognize.  :)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 12, 2010, 09:04:28 AM
I dunno.....when I go to the ballet.....I'd rather seen some nicely pruned...rather than completely bald....it makes them look too young to be dancing..which in turn makes me feel like shouldn't be watching.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 12, 2010, 09:08:37 AM
And I, on the other hand, love it that my boyfriend doesn't give a shit about that.
he is a trooper. 
But at least you recognize.  :)

No he is man. You are a child, and nothing of hedge-trimming.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 12, 2010, 09:11:59 AM
I just don't find it attractive at all.  The only thing that I can tollerate is maybe like brazillian wax.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 12, 2010, 09:14:26 AM
I just don't find it attractive at all.  The only thing that I can tollerate is maybe like brazillian wax.

What about guys then?
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 12, 2010, 09:15:42 AM
at least trimmed.  Not a forrest.  I prefer bald but can tollerate hair more on guys.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 12, 2010, 09:20:18 AM
at least trimmed.  Not a forrest.  I prefer bald but can tollerate hair more on guys.

I guess thats what matters for you.
I consider your opinion on women hedgetrimmers to be obsolete.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 12, 2010, 09:25:20 AM
lol.  I just have bad experiences. :p
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Hyperplex on March 12, 2010, 09:31:22 AM
I feel it's purely a matter of personal preference for all parties involved. I like to keep mine neat for comfort but there needs to be something down there. On women, I have my preference, which also happens to be how my wife is comfortable, but I'm also totally cool with whatever else might make her comfortable. I'm certainly in no position to tell anyone else how they should groom themselves.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Logical Nightmare on March 12, 2010, 09:40:53 AM
I shave because it's more comfortable. My boyfriend approves and likes that.

But he wouldn't bother if I stopped. Last year I didn't shave my legs all winter, because he was the only one who would look at them anyway - and he didn't bother one bit. I love that he lets me decide for myself what I want to do with my body.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Hyperplex on March 12, 2010, 09:43:14 AM
I shave because it's more comfortable. My boyfriend approves and likes that.

But he wouldn't bother if I stopped. Last year I didn't shave my legs all winter, because he was the only one who would look at them anyway - and he didn't bother one bit. I love that he lets me decide for myself what I want to do with my body.

Priceisely that.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: hefdaddy42 on March 12, 2010, 09:52:37 AM
^That^
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 12, 2010, 09:53:57 AM
I shave because it's more comfortable. My boyfriend approves and likes that.

But he wouldn't bother if I stopped. Last year I didn't shave my legs all winter, because he was the only one who would look at them anyway - and he didn't bother one bit. I love that he lets me decide for myself what I want to do with my body.

Thats a good guy.
Maybe its a good thing icy is bi. If was into girls, he'd run into way too many problems.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: YtseBitsySpider on March 12, 2010, 09:56:44 AM
....^^that......chicks are complicated......
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Logical Nightmare on March 12, 2010, 10:04:32 AM
Complicated as fuck.

My guy friends never understands why I'm sad when they have hurt me. I have much more complicated feelings than they do. It's not something I can help, and it sucks.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: icysk8r on March 12, 2010, 11:12:58 AM
I'. perfectly capable of having a girlfriend.  That wouldn't be something I would break up with someone over or anything... that would be stupid. I honestly don't care all too much, I just prefer it the way I said. 
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 13, 2010, 01:34:21 PM
Umm...

I just don't find it attractive at all.  The only thing that I can tollerate is maybe like brazillian wax.

Sounds like you do care.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: TimmyHiggy on March 14, 2010, 04:57:34 AM
This thread has to get archived. Pure win. Except for the fails.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 14, 2010, 10:03:38 AM
This thread has to get archived. Pure win. Except for the fails.

So many good moments...
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: 73109 on March 14, 2010, 10:04:48 AM
This can not be archived until our poll penis does not have testicular cancer.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: axeman90210 on March 14, 2010, 10:19:10 AM
This can not be archived until our poll penis does not have testicular cancer.

fix'd. Lock the poll at least :lol
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Chino on March 14, 2010, 10:25:21 AM
(https://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4407/dicku.jpg)
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: Plasmastrike on March 14, 2010, 10:39:05 AM
(https://img24.imageshack.us/img24/4407/dicku.jpg)
Wow, this is beautiful.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: MetalManiac666 on March 14, 2010, 10:40:02 AM
What a work of art...
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: setrataeso on March 14, 2010, 01:18:58 PM
Aww...now its all crooked.
Title: Re: Do you trim the hedges?
Post by: ariich on March 14, 2010, 02:51:12 PM
Aww...now its all crooked.
Close enough :D